【Loving Big Family (Formerly Interdimensional Travelers Mutual Aid Group Chat 6)】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @everyone, brothers and sisters, I know a hidden path to the Immortal Realm—minimal risk, massive profits. Who’s in?】
The sudden announcement plunged the group into stunned silence!
Wait, wasn’t this supposed to be a carefully considered decision? Barely two and a half hours had passed—was this really "careful consideration"?
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Boss, think twice! Don’t act recklessly!】
【Murong Dugu (Rank 7, Murong Dugu): ??? Hold up, when did the power rankings update? I got demoted?!】
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Heh, what’s wrong with that? Call me Sixth Brother now!】
【Fallen Lord of Luo River (Rank 8, Su Le): Damn it, still stuck at eighth place!】
【Top Critic (Rank 9, Jiang Yue): Stop derailing! The real topic is Boss’s hidden path… Is it really safe?】
【Eight Kidneys of Steel (Rank 10, Chu Yunjin): Classic Boss—said he’d "consider carefully," figured it’d take two and a half years, but he wrapped it up in two and a half hours. Safe or not, dude’s fast.】
【Shan Hai (Rank 21, Meng Yuan): Hard disagree. Kun-style Fist pairs best with Basketball Fire—it instantly messes with your suspenders. One leap and you’ll hear the rooster’s cry… [Expand Details]】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Bro, are you even making sense right now?】
【Divine Graffiti (Rank 19, Ji Fenxing): If you understand this, you’ve made it in life.】
【Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Rank 18, Yu Zian): Enough tangents. Let’s be real—who doesn’t want to go to the Immortal Realm?】
【Ink of Qianling (Rank 4, Mo Qian): General, take this path!】
【Runaway Salted Fish (Rank 12, Chen Fusheng): Screw it! Live like a king or die trying! I’m in!】
【GG God (Rank 29, Zhu Wujie): Same here!】
【Xie Muli (Rank 28, Xie Muli): Ugh, I’m out… stomachache. So bad. Dying… (sobbing.jpg)】
【AAAA Construction Queen (Rank 16, Wang Xiulian): Muli, dear, is it that time of the month? Let me come over—a delicate flower like you shouldn’t face this cruel world alone!】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Wait, True Immortals still get periods? Don’t lie to me—I didn’t go to school for this!】
【Oh, It’s Uncle Liu (Rank 25, Liu Xuande): Oh? So Queen’s real name is Xiulian? No wonder you never verified. Reminds me of that sunset jog… Xiulian, where’d you run off to?】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): (glancing sideways.jpg)】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): Xiulian, read my name! (hammer twitching.jpg)】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): ........I really wanna beat you all to death!】
【Book Zero Realm Loli (Peak 13, Li Mengbing): Yeah, this vibe is just perfect, Xiulian! Where’ve you been? Did you go to Shigejie Commune to get a trendy hairstyle from Hu Delu?】
【Mo Yu (Peak 15, He Shaoan): What kind of stupid hairstyle is that? I swear I wanna strangle you!】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): pTui! You think this is funny? You jerks!!!】
【Murong Dugu (Peak 7, Murong Dugu): Hahaha, the group chat is suddenly filled with joyous energy.】
【.......】
The neglected little golden dragon awkwardly scratched its horn.
Wait, hold on—you were the ones clamoring to go to the Immortal Realm to hustle for resources, and now that I’ve finally found a secret smuggling route, only two or three of you sign up? Not a single one from the top ten?
Oh, sure, you’re all experts at cracking jokes, but when it comes to actual work, you all back off?
Fine, don’t blame me for being ruthless!
The Will of Lingxiao has already been stripped from the Primordial Mark—now, you’re all under my control!
I really will control you!
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight, @Qianling’s Little Dot, @Hatsune Miku, @Primordial Heavenly Brush, @Murong Dugu, @The Fallen Lord of Luochuan, @The Ultimate Critic, @Eight Kidneys of Absolute Power, @Escaped Salty Rice, all Celestial Immortals except Xu Jinghong will participate in this operation. The rest of the group members may choose whether to sign up. This is an order, not a suggestion!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Boss, I’m a Profound Immortal!】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Admins shall address me as Group Owner, or face the rules!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Yes, Group Owner! Understood, Group Owner!!!】
【Tian-Treading Ancestor (Peak 3, Xu Jinghong): Why’s Pickled Fish so pissed today? Chill, chill, we’re all family here, let’s talk things out...】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Do as you’re told and shut up!】
【The Group Owner has muted ‘Tian-Treading Ancestor’.】
Xu Jinghong: ???
Pickled Fish is acting weird today!
Normally, it never mutes members without reason—back when he was having a breakdown and spewing negativity in the group, it didn’t even do anything!
And its attitude is off too. Based on his understanding, Pickled Fish might seem aloof and unresponsive, but it’s actually just lurking silently, respecting every member’s opinion. It would never boss people around like this!
Why is it so unusually aggressive today?
"Senior, something’s wrong with Pickled Fish. I suspect it’s been possessed by something unclean. Be careful!"
Others might not know, but he, who’s been staying by Senior Chen Yi’s side, knows full well—Pickled Fish only kicked out the mole Han Qianxue, but there are still other ghosts lurking in the house!
He just doesn’t know who the other ghosts are yet!
"No need to say more." Chen Yi waved his hand, his expression grave.
If even Xu Jinghong could sense the little golden dragon’s strangeness, how could he not notice?
After all, he had sent a Four-Star Chaos Doppelgänger to tail it—every move it made was under his surveillance!
But bizarrely, there was no trace of anything unusual!
The little golden dragon seemed to undergo a sudden transformation, writhing and convulsing in a grotesque, shadowy crawl before shifting from a kind and tolerant soul into a domineering, tyrannical ruler.
How could this be right?
While cognition and thought can be reshaped through experience, one’s innate nature and temperament are foundational—unaltered unless tempered by countless life-and-death trials!
Though the little golden dragon had died once and learned some lessons, its core nature remained largely unchanged.
Especially recently—it hadn’t suffered any major setbacks. In fact, it had achieved great success!
How could its fundamental nature shift so easily?
Something’s off—no, something’s twelve times off!
Just as Xu Jinghong said, it must have been tainted by some foul influence it hasn’t even noticed!
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
ither go to a cultivation world where a single sword strike can defeat ten thousand enemies. Or they travel back to historical dynasties to alter history and wield imperial power. At the very least, they'd go back a few decades to get rich using their future knowledge and build a harem. Who the hell would transmigrate here!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
