【Loving Big Family (Formerly Interdimensional Travelers Mutual Aid Group Chat 6)】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @everyone, brothers and sisters, I know a hidden path to the Immortal Realm—minimal risk, massive profits. Who’s in?】
The sudden announcement plunged the group into stunned silence!
Wait, wasn’t this supposed to be a carefully considered decision? Barely two and a half hours had passed—was this really "careful consideration"?
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Boss, think twice! Don’t act recklessly!】
【Murong Dugu (Rank 7, Murong Dugu): ??? Hold up, when did the power rankings update? I got demoted?!】
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Heh, what’s wrong with that? Call me Sixth Brother now!】
【Fallen Lord of Luo River (Rank 8, Su Le): Damn it, still stuck at eighth place!】
【Top Critic (Rank 9, Jiang Yue): Stop derailing! The real topic is Boss’s hidden path… Is it really safe?】
【Eight Kidneys of Steel (Rank 10, Chu Yunjin): Classic Boss—said he’d "consider carefully," figured it’d take two and a half years, but he wrapped it up in two and a half hours. Safe or not, dude’s fast.】
【Shan Hai (Rank 21, Meng Yuan): Hard disagree. Kun-style Fist pairs best with Basketball Fire—it instantly messes with your suspenders. One leap and you’ll hear the rooster’s cry… [Expand Details]】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Bro, are you even making sense right now?】
【Divine Graffiti (Rank 19, Ji Fenxing): If you understand this, you’ve made it in life.】
【Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Rank 18, Yu Zian): Enough tangents. Let’s be real—who doesn’t want to go to the Immortal Realm?】
【Ink of Qianling (Rank 4, Mo Qian): General, take this path!】
【Runaway Salted Fish (Rank 12, Chen Fusheng): Screw it! Live like a king or die trying! I’m in!】
【GG God (Rank 29, Zhu Wujie): Same here!】
【Xie Muli (Rank 28, Xie Muli): Ugh, I’m out… stomachache. So bad. Dying… (sobbing.jpg)】
【AAAA Construction Queen (Rank 16, Wang Xiulian): Muli, dear, is it that time of the month? Let me come over—a delicate flower like you shouldn’t face this cruel world alone!】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Wait, True Immortals still get periods? Don’t lie to me—I didn’t go to school for this!】
【Oh, It’s Uncle Liu (Rank 25, Liu Xuande): Oh? So Queen’s real name is Xiulian? No wonder you never verified. Reminds me of that sunset jog… Xiulian, where’d you run off to?】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): (glancing sideways.jpg)】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): Xiulian, read my name! (hammer twitching.jpg)】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): ........I really wanna beat you all to death!】
【Book Zero Realm Loli (Peak 13, Li Mengbing): Yeah, this vibe is just perfect, Xiulian! Where’ve you been? Did you go to Shigejie Commune to get a trendy hairstyle from Hu Delu?】
【Mo Yu (Peak 15, He Shaoan): What kind of stupid hairstyle is that? I swear I wanna strangle you!】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): pTui! You think this is funny? You jerks!!!】
【Murong Dugu (Peak 7, Murong Dugu): Hahaha, the group chat is suddenly filled with joyous energy.】
【.......】
The neglected little golden dragon awkwardly scratched its horn.
Wait, hold on—you were the ones clamoring to go to the Immortal Realm to hustle for resources, and now that I’ve finally found a secret smuggling route, only two or three of you sign up? Not a single one from the top ten?
Oh, sure, you’re all experts at cracking jokes, but when it comes to actual work, you all back off?
Fine, don’t blame me for being ruthless!
The Will of Lingxiao has already been stripped from the Primordial Mark—now, you’re all under my control!
I really will control you!
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight, @Qianling’s Little Dot, @Hatsune Miku, @Primordial Heavenly Brush, @Murong Dugu, @The Fallen Lord of Luochuan, @The Ultimate Critic, @Eight Kidneys of Absolute Power, @Escaped Salty Rice, all Celestial Immortals except Xu Jinghong will participate in this operation. The rest of the group members may choose whether to sign up. This is an order, not a suggestion!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Boss, I’m a Profound Immortal!】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Admins shall address me as Group Owner, or face the rules!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Yes, Group Owner! Understood, Group Owner!!!】
【Tian-Treading Ancestor (Peak 3, Xu Jinghong): Why’s Pickled Fish so pissed today? Chill, chill, we’re all family here, let’s talk things out...】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Do as you’re told and shut up!】
【The Group Owner has muted ‘Tian-Treading Ancestor’.】
Xu Jinghong: ???
Pickled Fish is acting weird today!
Normally, it never mutes members without reason—back when he was having a breakdown and spewing negativity in the group, it didn’t even do anything!
And its attitude is off too. Based on his understanding, Pickled Fish might seem aloof and unresponsive, but it’s actually just lurking silently, respecting every member’s opinion. It would never boss people around like this!
Why is it so unusually aggressive today?
"Senior, something’s wrong with Pickled Fish. I suspect it’s been possessed by something unclean. Be careful!"
Others might not know, but he, who’s been staying by Senior Chen Yi’s side, knows full well—Pickled Fish only kicked out the mole Han Qianxue, but there are still other ghosts lurking in the house!
He just doesn’t know who the other ghosts are yet!
"No need to say more." Chen Yi waved his hand, his expression grave.
If even Xu Jinghong could sense the little golden dragon’s strangeness, how could he not notice?
After all, he had sent a Four-Star Chaos Doppelgänger to tail it—every move it made was under his surveillance!
But bizarrely, there was no trace of anything unusual!
The little golden dragon seemed to undergo a sudden transformation, writhing and convulsing in a grotesque, shadowy crawl before shifting from a kind and tolerant soul into a domineering, tyrannical ruler.
How could this be right?
While cognition and thought can be reshaped through experience, one’s innate nature and temperament are foundational—unaltered unless tempered by countless life-and-death trials!
Though the little golden dragon had died once and learned some lessons, its core nature remained largely unchanged.
Especially recently—it hadn’t suffered any major setbacks. In fact, it had achieved great success!
How could its fundamental nature shift so easily?
Something’s off—no, something’s twelve times off!
Just as Xu Jinghong said, it must have been tainted by some foul influence it hasn’t even noticed!
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
