【Loving Big Family (Formerly Interdimensional Travelers Mutual Aid Group Chat 6)】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @everyone, brothers and sisters, I know a hidden path to the Immortal Realm—minimal risk, massive profits. Who’s in?】
The sudden announcement plunged the group into stunned silence!
Wait, wasn’t this supposed to be a carefully considered decision? Barely two and a half hours had passed—was this really "careful consideration"?
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Boss, think twice! Don’t act recklessly!】
【Murong Dugu (Rank 7, Murong Dugu): ??? Hold up, when did the power rankings update? I got demoted?!】
【Primordial Celestial Brush (Rank 6, Yao Suansheng): Heh, what’s wrong with that? Call me Sixth Brother now!】
【Fallen Lord of Luo River (Rank 8, Su Le): Damn it, still stuck at eighth place!】
【Top Critic (Rank 9, Jiang Yue): Stop derailing! The real topic is Boss’s hidden path… Is it really safe?】
【Eight Kidneys of Steel (Rank 10, Chu Yunjin): Classic Boss—said he’d "consider carefully," figured it’d take two and a half years, but he wrapped it up in two and a half hours. Safe or not, dude’s fast.】
【Shan Hai (Rank 21, Meng Yuan): Hard disagree. Kun-style Fist pairs best with Basketball Fire—it instantly messes with your suspenders. One leap and you’ll hear the rooster’s cry… [Expand Details]】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Bro, are you even making sense right now?】
【Divine Graffiti (Rank 19, Ji Fenxing): If you understand this, you’ve made it in life.】
【Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Rank 18, Yu Zian): Enough tangents. Let’s be real—who doesn’t want to go to the Immortal Realm?】
【Ink of Qianling (Rank 4, Mo Qian): General, take this path!】
【Runaway Salted Fish (Rank 12, Chen Fusheng): Screw it! Live like a king or die trying! I’m in!】
【GG God (Rank 29, Zhu Wujie): Same here!】
【Xie Muli (Rank 28, Xie Muli): Ugh, I’m out… stomachache. So bad. Dying… (sobbing.jpg)】
【AAAA Construction Queen (Rank 16, Wang Xiulian): Muli, dear, is it that time of the month? Let me come over—a delicate flower like you shouldn’t face this cruel world alone!】
【Pei Yanqiu (Rank 20, Pei Yanqiu): Wait, True Immortals still get periods? Don’t lie to me—I didn’t go to school for this!】
【Oh, It’s Uncle Liu (Rank 25, Liu Xuande): Oh? So Queen’s real name is Xiulian? No wonder you never verified. Reminds me of that sunset jog… Xiulian, where’d you run off to?】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): (glancing sideways.jpg)】
【He Shaoan (Rank 15, He Shaoan): Xiulian, read my name! (hammer twitching.jpg)】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): ........I really wanna beat you all to death!】
【Book Zero Realm Loli (Peak 13, Li Mengbing): Yeah, this vibe is just perfect, Xiulian! Where’ve you been? Did you go to Shigejie Commune to get a trendy hairstyle from Hu Delu?】
【Mo Yu (Peak 15, He Shaoan): What kind of stupid hairstyle is that? I swear I wanna strangle you!】
【AAAA Building Materials Sister Wang (Peak 16, Wang Xiulian): pTui! You think this is funny? You jerks!!!】
【Murong Dugu (Peak 7, Murong Dugu): Hahaha, the group chat is suddenly filled with joyous energy.】
【.......】
The neglected little golden dragon awkwardly scratched its horn.
Wait, hold on—you were the ones clamoring to go to the Immortal Realm to hustle for resources, and now that I’ve finally found a secret smuggling route, only two or three of you sign up? Not a single one from the top ten?
Oh, sure, you’re all experts at cracking jokes, but when it comes to actual work, you all back off?
Fine, don’t blame me for being ruthless!
The Will of Lingxiao has already been stripped from the Primordial Mark—now, you’re all under my control!
I really will control you!
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): @The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight, @Qianling’s Little Dot, @Hatsune Miku, @Primordial Heavenly Brush, @Murong Dugu, @The Fallen Lord of Luochuan, @The Ultimate Critic, @Eight Kidneys of Absolute Power, @Escaped Salty Rice, all Celestial Immortals except Xu Jinghong will participate in this operation. The rest of the group members may choose whether to sign up. This is an order, not a suggestion!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Boss, I’m a Profound Immortal!】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Admins shall address me as Group Owner, or face the rules!】
【The Kid Who Can’t Gain Weight (Peak 2, Shen Lingxi): Yes, Group Owner! Understood, Group Owner!!!】
【Tian-Treading Ancestor (Peak 3, Xu Jinghong): Why’s Pickled Fish so pissed today? Chill, chill, we’re all family here, let’s talk things out...】
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Do as you’re told and shut up!】
【The Group Owner has muted ‘Tian-Treading Ancestor’.】
Xu Jinghong: ???
Pickled Fish is acting weird today!
Normally, it never mutes members without reason—back when he was having a breakdown and spewing negativity in the group, it didn’t even do anything!
And its attitude is off too. Based on his understanding, Pickled Fish might seem aloof and unresponsive, but it’s actually just lurking silently, respecting every member’s opinion. It would never boss people around like this!
Why is it so unusually aggressive today?
"Senior, something’s wrong with Pickled Fish. I suspect it’s been possessed by something unclean. Be careful!"
Others might not know, but he, who’s been staying by Senior Chen Yi’s side, knows full well—Pickled Fish only kicked out the mole Han Qianxue, but there are still other ghosts lurking in the house!
He just doesn’t know who the other ghosts are yet!
"No need to say more." Chen Yi waved his hand, his expression grave.
If even Xu Jinghong could sense the little golden dragon’s strangeness, how could he not notice?
After all, he had sent a Four-Star Chaos Doppelgänger to tail it—every move it made was under his surveillance!
But bizarrely, there was no trace of anything unusual!
The little golden dragon seemed to undergo a sudden transformation, writhing and convulsing in a grotesque, shadowy crawl before shifting from a kind and tolerant soul into a domineering, tyrannical ruler.
How could this be right?
While cognition and thought can be reshaped through experience, one’s innate nature and temperament are foundational—unaltered unless tempered by countless life-and-death trials!
Though the little golden dragon had died once and learned some lessons, its core nature remained largely unchanged.
Especially recently—it hadn’t suffered any major setbacks. In fact, it had achieved great success!
How could its fundamental nature shift so easily?
Something’s off—no, something’s twelve times off!
Just as Xu Jinghong said, it must have been tainted by some foul influence it hasn’t even noticed!
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
