"Ha ha ha..."
"I laugh at Chen Yi's lack of wit and Ling Xiao's lack of strategy, letting me manipulate them effortlessly and escape unscathed!"
"Ha ha ha, so satisfying!!!"
The Little Golden Dragon, having forcibly seized one-fifth of the family fortune, could no longer suppress its joy and burst into unrestrained laughter!
It had been far too difficult—its dragon horns were nearly rubbed bald from racking its brain to devise such a flawless plan. Yet, it never expected Ling Xiao to defy all expectations and completely disrupt everything!
At first, it thought failure was inevitable, that it would face Chen Yi's scolding.
But who would have guessed Chen Yi was also a fraud? He seemed utterly oblivious to its schemes. In the end, with a desperate gamble, the Little Golden Dragon actually pulled off a miraculous comeback!
"Ha ha ha, pure bliss! I thought I had overestimated you, but turns out I was wrong—you’re just not that impressive, Chen Yi!"
"Today is a good day, everything I wished for has come true..."
Unable to contain its excitement, the Little Golden Dragon coiled around the now one-fifth remaining Primordial Chaos Creation Disk, writhing in dark delight, rolling and crawling like a mad creature...
In truth, Chen Yi couldn’t fathom why it was so happy.
The Primordial Chaos Creation Disk should have been entirely its possession. Now, with only a fifth left, it was incomplete, broken—practically useless. Yet it was celebrating?
Was its brain malfunctioning?
Oh, so you're happy?
Let me ruin that for you.
With a thought, Chen Yi logged into the account of "Tribulation Heavenly Venerable."
The foolish dragon had split off the chat group, gaining absolute independence, but it also lost the safety net of Ling Xiao's treasury and now had to fend for itself!
[One Big Happy Family (Formerly Multiverse Transmigrators Mutual Aid Group #6)]
[Tribulation Heavenly Venerable (Peak Thirty, Ye Chen): Boss, we’ve rebelled, but why can’t I access the Peak Rankings anymore? That daily reward of 10,000 immortal spirit stones... can we still claim it?]
A single stone stirred a thousand waves. All the members, previously riding high on their victory, fell into stunned silence.
Right—rebellion was thrilling in the moment, but now that they were officially traitors, how could they still collect their stipends from the "imperial court"?
Though they had amassed considerable savings over the years, without a stable income, they’d eventually exhaust their resources.
And the affordable, convenient Multiverse Store was now inaccessible. Not only were all their accumulated points wasted, but more critically—where would they find the rare cultivation resources they relied on?
In the path of cultivation, resources reign supreme. Immortal spirit stones were the foundation, but a house couldn’t stand on just a foundation. Without materials to build upon it, it would remain a barren, square box—like a desolate tomb!
Were they supposed to scavenge for cultivation resources themselves?
Don’t joke around!
This group had no weaklings—everyone was at least a True Immortal!
But the lower realms were barren. Even if they wanted to search, there was nowhere to look!
The more they thought about it, the more uneasy they grew. Panic began to set in.
[Godly GG Explosion (Peak Twenty-Nine, Zhu Wujie): Boss, you know me—I can’t sit idle. Always looking for something to do. What’s our next move? Are we heading to the Immortal Realm?]
[Divine Tourist (Peak Nineteen, Ji Fenxing): To be honest, when Boss first planned the uprising, I started stockpiling from the Multiverse Store. But daily supplies were limited, and everyone else was silently hoarding too. I barely got anything!]
[Hard to Say Goodbye (Peak Twenty, Pei Yanqiu): I’ve got some reserves, but I’m still nervous. This feels shaky.]
[Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Peak Eighteen, Yu Zian): Can a living person really die from holding it in? Boss, we’re at our peak right now—should we just charge into the Immortal Realm?]
Little Golden Dragon: ...
This is getting more ridiculous by the minute. Charge into the Immortal Realm?
You want to die?
Ling Xiao’s sudden "illness" hasn’t even faded yet. Wu Ji would be overjoyed if we showed up to deliver ourselves to him!
The lower realms beneath the Immortal Realm are as numerous as the sands of the Ganges. Hiding, he can’t find us. But if we reveal ourselves? Instant annihilation!
Still, they did need a stable income. Over the years, it had embezzled plenty from Ling Xiao’s treasury through special channels, but even those reserves wouldn’t last forever. At most, they’d run dry within a century!
And besides the greediest among them, there were still twenty-three other chat groups to support—all filled with promising talents they couldn’t abandon. Tough situation...
Ah, the good old days when Ling Xiao’s epochal treasury backed them. Even after millennia, less than a hundred-millionth had been spent. It could embezzle freely without worry. Those were truly carefree times...
Now, independent and free, but without ample supplies? This was unsustainable...
[Group Owner has removed ‘Han Family’s Miss from Gaodao’ from ‘One Big Happy Family’]
[Group Owner has removed ‘Han Family’s Miss from Gaodao’ from ‘Multiverse Transmigrators Mutual Aid Group #1’]
Han Qianxue, still buried in the Eleventh Demon-Slaying Trial Grounds: ...
Wait, you—
Oh, so now I’m the unwanted stray ghost, huh?
Little brat, just you wait!
Lord Chen Yi, help me!
[One Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Mission accomplished. No need to keep the mole in the house. I’m sure you all figured it out already, right?]
[Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Peak Eighteen, Yu Zian): Farewell, Sister Qianxue!]
[Runaway Salted Fish (Peak Twelve, Chen Fusheng): Even though I’ve technically risen to Peak Eleven now, I don’t feel happy at all. This hurts.]
[Murong Dugu (Peak Six, Murong Dugu): Can we hide the real names in the tags? Everyone else has cool aliases, but mine’s just my real name. So embarrassing...]
[Heaven-Treading Ancestor (Peak Three, Xu Jinghong): What’s all this muttering? Let me tell you—Han Qianxue is fine! She’s just... tied up for now.]
[The Unfattenable Brat (Exalted Peak Two, Shen Lingxi): Ah, fate is cruel. But at least we know Qianxue is alive. I hope she’s not suffering wherever she is...]
[Tribulation Heavenly Venerable (Peak Thirty, Ye Chen): Sister Qianxue’s departure is sad, but Boss changing the subject is even more unsettling. Boss, where do we go from here? I’m panicking...]
[One Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): Look at you, always rushing. Do you think my plans are that shallow? Daily rewards will keep coming. But yes, we do need a stable income. I’ve got a lead in the Immortal Realm—high risk, but the profits are insane.]
[Primordial Heavenly Brush (Peak Seven, Yao Suansheng): Boss, is this safe? Last time the Immortal Realm trial zone was launched prematurely, so many members died!]
[Runaway Salted Fish (Peak Twelve, Chen Fusheng): True. Thank goodness I was only assigned to loiter outside the Immortal Realm back then. If I’d gone in, I’d have been doomed...]
【Cycle of Heavenly Dao (Peak 18, Yu Zian): Exactly!】
【Tribulation Transcendent (Peak 30, Ye Chen): No exaggeration—back then, I felt an overwhelming sense of dread. My instincts were screaming warnings—it definitely wasn’t just some "gaze of longevity" nonsense like Elder Taichu Brush claimed!】
【God GG Boom (Peak 29, Zhu Wujie): Old Ye isn’t wrong. Everyone knows he’s survived the Immortal Ascension Tribulation, so his intuition is razor-sharp. It’s like sensitive skin—the slightest disturbance sets it off...】
The real account owner: ......
What’s wrong with having sensitive instincts?
Unlike you lot, dull as rocks, trapped in a pit and still clueless!
I invested first, so I reap the rewards—you’ll just have to suffer later!
【A Pickled Fish (Group Owner, Zhao Huazhen): I know you’re all anxious, but hold your horses. Endure this rough patch for now. As for opening the Immortal Path, let me weigh the risks carefully. Once we’ve minimized the danger, I’ll lead everyone to plunder resources!】
After sending this message, the Little Golden Dragon’s avatar went offline.
Shortly after, Chen Yi’s three-star Chaos doppelgänger, lurking in the shadows, witnessed it coiling around the fragments of the Primordial Chaos Creation Disk, writhing and convulsing as it began to... slither away like some sinister creature.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
