Brother Yajun's philosophical musings immediately sparked lively reactions from the group members.
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Damn, we've been talking all this time, and you just entered sage mode?!】
【Unemployed God of Light: What were you doing when you weren’t replying?】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Doing it!】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Accurate, straight to the point!】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: @Cultivation World Runner-Up, elaborate!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Is it the collapse of morality or the loss of humanity? A young man, hopelessly clinging to his childhood sweetheart who’s marrying someone else, suddenly enters sage mode? Stay tuned for the annual drama! @Cultivation World Runner-Up, spill the tea!】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Holy crap, only a cultured person could drop a bombshell like this! @Cultivation World Runner-Up, details!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: +1】
In a pink-themed room, the broad-shouldered Brother Yajun sat disheveled against the headboard, his gaze clear and devoid of worldly desires.
After a moment of contemplation, he popped a frost betel spirit fruit into his mouth and carefully typed his reply.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Loved once~】
This answer clearly didn’t satisfy anyone.
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Warning: account suspension incoming!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Not talking? Watch your account disappear!】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Didn’t you say you were gonna do something big? Is this it?】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: So, did you succeed or not?】
"Sigh, I knew you guys wouldn’t let this go. That liquor is no good—too impulsive, and now I’m stuck in a mess..."
In his themed room, Brother Yajun sighed deeply. After struggling for a moment, he decided to come clean.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Everyone, do you think looks really matter?】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Of course they do! Take me, for example—when I slay demons and rescue beauties in distress, they all want to marry me. But for my junior brother? ‘I’ll repay you in my next life as your ox or horse’...】
【Unemployed God of Light: Brutally realistic.】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: I disagree. Persistence and effort matter more. Beauty alone is a dead card—without strength to back it up, you’re just a pretty vase that shatters at the slightest touch!】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Wait, Runner-Up, aren’t you already at the Foundation Establishment stage? After marrow cleansing, you can’t possibly be ugly, right?】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Wuwuwu... Group Leader, you don’t understand. I used to be really handsome, but after starting cultivation, I got fat. I have an Innate Spirit Body—if I don’t cultivate, I’m fine, but once I do, my body can’t handle the excess spiritual energy. I’m bloated beyond recognition...】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: My master says it’ll stabilize after I reach Nascent Soul, but that’ll take too long. My childhood sweetheart didn’t want to wait. She said she only loved me because I was handsome, and now that I’m not, she left me for some pretty boy. She’s so cold, so heartless—every word she said cut into my fragile heart like a blade...】
【Unemployed God of Light: So, you didn’t win her back? Then who put you in sage mode?】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Oh? Could it be...】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Yep. Nothing to do today, so I went to the pleasure house!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: Hah, couldn’t get her, so you paid for one instead? Runner-Up, you’re something else!】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Disgraceful! Absolutely shameless!】
【Group Leader shared the file 《Great Derivation Devouring Heaven Technique》】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: This technique massively consumes spiritual energy to boost cultivation progress. Perfect for Innate Spirit Bodies with excess energy. Others can practice it too—daily check-in points are enough to sustain the cost.】
Scolding aside, as the group leader, Chen Yi still felt responsible for helping his members.
After all... every member was a valuable asset. Weak ones could trigger missions for points, and strong ones could take on missions themselves—their worth was immeasurable.
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: Thank you, Group Leader, for this gift! From now on, if you tell me to go east, I won’t go west. If you say chase chickens, I won’t trample dogs!!!】
【Unemployed God of Light: Group Leader is a legend! Do you know how much this technique costs in the Multiverse Store?】
【Unemployed God of Light: I checked—the 《Soul Control Technique》 you shared earlier is priced at 500 million points. This 《Great Derivation Devouring Heaven Technique》 is even crazier—800 million points!】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: So if I learn both, it’s like getting 1.3 billion points for free? Holy crap, I’m invincible!!!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: In this moment, I must say—‘The Group Leader’s vision is truly grand.’ You all know I was once in Group 36. Their stingy leader bought a technique from the Multiverse Store, shared it in the group, and then made us pay to download it. Disgusting behavior... Thank heavens he kicked me out, so the glorious Group 108 could take me in!】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: You can charge for downloads?】
【Unemployed God of Light: Huh? Group Leader, you...】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: Noooo... (Puppy eyes.jpg)】
【TMD Heavenly Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Just kidding. Don’t panic. The best repayment is for you all to grow stronger and take on missions yourselves.】
【Cultivation World Runner-Up: I’m all in! No women in my heart, my blade strikes like a god. Give me three days—I’ll reach Core Formation!】
【I Really Don’t Want to Be Sacrificed: The Group Leader has spoken—how can we not go all out? I’ll keep refining Heavenly Thunder Essence!】
【Unemployed God of Light: We’re grinding now? I was planning to pick up girls... Fine, I’ll grind too. If I don’t boost my combat power by 1,000 in three days, I’ll swear off women for a day!】
【Two-Sleeved Breeze is a Sword Immortal: I... damn it, you ruined the mood! Get out!】
"Hahaha..."
Chen Yi chuckled. These amusing members truly brought him joy.
After chatting a while longer, he finally closed the group with satisfaction.
The situation with Fang Zheng was still brewing. The Heavenly Dao and those forbidden-zone overlords wouldn’t come knocking so soon—they’d likely probe for a while.
But Chen Yi wasn’t in a hurry. After all, good things take time—the longer the buildup, the bigger the storm!
And the bigger the storm, the greater the rewards. One big haul might even gather enough resources for all forty-nine one-star clones to evolve into immortal bodies!
For now, though, it was time to digest the loot plundered from the Western Sea Realm.
The first three one-star clones nurturing immortal bodies had already begun undergoing strange transformations. It was time for the main body to meditate and comprehend these changes deeply.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
