【Human Resources Group (Formerly Multiverse Transmigrators Mutual Aid Group #98)】
【A Pickled Fish (Admin, Supreme and Peerless Peak Rank #1): Chen Yi, you’re really something! If it weren’t for you stirring the pot at critical moments, I wouldn’t have been able to keep up the act!】
【TMD My Tribulation Is Still Chasing Me (Group Owner): Watch and learn. If you’re bad, practice more. That Peak Rank #1 special effect of yours is way too flashy—get rid of it!】
【A Pickled Fish (Admin): So, boss, what’s the plan now?】
【TMD My Tribulation Is Still Chasing Me (Group Owner): First, expand the group capacity, then invite all the group owners for a meeting.】
【A Pickled Fish (Admin): Got it!】
【Group maximum capacity has been increased to 120 members.】
【Admin has invited ‘Jin Jun (Group Owner #91)’ to join the group.】
【Admin has invited ‘Xi Hui (Group Owner #69)’ to join the group.】
【Admin has invited ‘Apex Predator (Group Owner #8)’ to join the group.】
【Admin has invited ‘Hermit Cultivator (Group Owner #2)’ to join the group.】
【Admin......[Details expanded]】
【Current online members (118|120)】
【Hermit Cultivator (Group Owner #2): Boss! You finally remembered me? I’ve missed you so much since the public zone was closed!!!】
【Apex Predator (Group Owner #8): Wait, where the hell am I? Is this the group owners’ chat? Why’s it called Human Resources? That name gives me PTSD. And why isn’t the Peak Rank #1 group owner the main admin here? Instead, the owner is... Group Owner #108?!】
【Jin Jun (Group Owner #91): (Secretly recording the embarrassing moment.jpg)】
【Xi Hui (Group Owner #69): Jin Jun’s a real character!】
【Andy Zach (Group Owner #3): Why is the Peak Rank #1 just an admin? How did Group Owner #108 overpower everyone to become the owner of the group owners’ chat? Next speaker, what’s your take?】
【Starblock (Group Owner #4): I’m a warrior, not a wordsmith. Next!】
【Ying Nuo (Group Owner #5): As a scholar, I ought to debate the merits of this group’s leadership. Yet, being new here, I’m at a loss for words. (Translation: I don’t get it either.)】
【Hou Xun (Group Owner #7): Can someone explain what this group’s for? If not, I’m logging off—got a fight to prep for.】
【Shadow 9857 (Group Owner #96): Wow, all the big shots I could never approach in the public zone. (So many people.jpg)】
【Misty Rain (Group Owner #104): We’re both newbie group owners, so how is this guy, ranked even lower than me, so damn impressive?】
【When Dreams Sail Again (Group Owner #101): I know full well that everyone’s path is unique. I walk my own road in life......[Details expanded]】
【......】
Watching these lively group owners, Chen Yi couldn’t help but smile warmly.
Back at eighteen, when he first logged into the public zone, he stood there like a nobody.
Back then, he wondered—how high must one climb to be considered great?
Now, he had the answer.
You don’t need to climb too high. Just seize control of the chat group’s authority, and those once aloof, unresponsive group owners would bend over backward to justify your rule!
【TMD My Tribulation Is Still Chasing Me (Group Owner): Silence!】
【Jin Jun (Group Owner #91): Stop asking me for “seeds”! You’ve already transmigrated—why waste time on that nonsense?】
【Jin Jun (Group Owner #91) has retracted a message and kowtowed in apology, saying his fingers moved too fast.】
Now, that’s what you call authority!
【TMD My Tribulation Is Still Chasing Me (Group Owner): I know you have questions, but you don’t need them. All you need to know is—this group’s priority supersedes the chat system. You can ignore system-assigned tasks, but the tasks issued here are mandatory. Acknowledge!】
【Hermit Cultivator (Group Owner #2): Understood! Brother Yi, wherever you point, I’ll charge without hesitation, even if it costs my life!】
【Andy Zach (Group Owner #3): Hold up, when did you become such a bootlicker, #2? Back in the Demon-Slaying Peak Tournament, you were looking down your nose at everyone. Now you’re acting like a lapdog!】
Seeing someone play the rebel, the other group owners held their positions, waiting to see how this played out.
【Hermit Cultivator (Group Owner #2): Insult me all you want, I don’t care. But don’t you dare question Brother Yi, or I’ll send you flying!】
【Andy Zach (Group Owner #3): Oh yeah? Make me fly? Pfft. We’re all transmigrators scraping by in this chat system. What gives him the right to lord over everyone? And this group’s priority over the system? What kind of delusion is that?】
【TMD My Tribulation Is Still Chasing Me (Group Owner): So, you think you’re tough, huh?】
【Hermit Cultivator (Group Owner #2): #3, you’re done. You’ve caught Brother Yi’s attention!】
【Andy Zach (Group Owner #3): Hell yeah, I’m tough! What’re you gonna do? Ban me? You got that power?】
【Warning! ‘Andy Zach’ account status abnormal, under review......】
【Violations detected. All account privileges suspended for seven days.】
【Reminder: Further violations will result in harsher penalties. Maintain a harmonious group environment.】
“What the hell?!”
“What did I even violate? You didn’t explain anything!”
“They locked the feedback page too?!”
“This is some next-level authority!”
In a lavish temple, a high priest’s pupils trembled. Though it was broad daylight outside, he suddenly felt the sky darken.
Damn it!!!
He’d kicked an iron plate!
The rebel had become the sacrificial lamb, slaughtered to intimidate the monkeys!
Meanwhile, watching Peak Rank #33’s account instantly get slapped with a ban, every group owner gasped in shock!
He really can do whatever he wants?!
Is the chat system this corrupt?!
Well... time to bend the knee!
【Starblock (Group Owner #4): Acknowledged!】
【Ying Nuo (Group Owner #5): Acknowledged!】
【Hou Xun (Group Owner #7): Acknowledged!】
【Jin Jun (Group Owner #91): Acknowledged!】
【......】
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