"Old pal, do I look more like a human or a deity?" When Jiang Feng said these words in a light and airy manner, both the livestream chat and the yellow weasel were left dumbfounded.
The scrolling comments in the livestream chat even came to a brief halt.
Everyone was caught off guard by Jiang Feng's remark.
"Uh... I've been defeated by the host's intelligence. This is what they call using someone's own tactics against them."
"No, this is called walking the weasel's path, leaving the weasel with nowhere to go!"
"Quick, look! This weasel seems to have gone blank."
"If it were me, I would be dumbstruck too. This has left me completely stumped."
"Weasel: Are you still human? Are you human?!"
"Weasel: I've never encountered such a crazy person in my life!"
The viewers in the livestream chat immediately erupted in chaos.
At this point, it seemed like the weasel had also understood what Jiang Feng said. Its small eyes stopped moving, and it stood frozen, staring blankly at Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng frowned slightly, this weasel's intelligence seemed a bit lacking.
Wasn't it here to seek an "appointment"?
"Old pal, old pal?" Jiang Feng asked, not giving up.
The weasel then snapped out of it, waving its small paws frantically in the air while chattering incessantly.
It... seemed to be angry?
"Old pal, do you know the ways or not? To cultivate, you must maintain a calm and peaceful mindset. Look at you..." Jiang Feng pointed at the weasel and went on endlessly.
This time, the weasel was completely dumbstruck.
You're crazy!
The weasel's small eyes looked at Jiang Feng in sheer terror, then turned and scurried into the bushes.
But Jiang Feng clearly didn't want to let the weasel go.
He followed behind, shouting: "Old pal! Old pal! Don't go! You haven't answered my question yet!"
"Do I look more like a human or a deity?"
Jiang Feng's voice made the weasel run even faster, yelping as it fled.
It seemed to be cursing at Jiang Feng.
In no time, it had disappeared from sight.
Jiang Feng stood in the bushes, watching the weasel vanish.
He felt a tinge of regret...
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Host, can you even be considered human?"
"Weasel: I think you're a lunatic!"
"Grandma just got into bed, and I'm cracking up!"
"Awesome, this is the first time I've seen someone scare off a weasel seeking an 'appointment'."
"I wonder if this weasel will try to get revenge on the host later?"
The viewers in the livestream chat were all amused by Jiang Feng's antics.
However, some viewers also warned Jiang Feng that the weasel might seek revenge later.
Seeing the comments, Jiang Feng waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, the thing about the weasel seeking an 'appointment' is just nonsense."
"Besides, once I go back home, how could it find me?"
Thinking about it, Jiang Feng shook his head.
He felt the viewers might be overthinking things.
While he had heard about animals having a strong sense of revenge, he would be leaving the mountain soon.
Could this small weasel really find his home?
It was laughable!
"The host has a lot of guts. I admire you. I'll send the weasel to your home later."
"Jiang, you'd better be careful. There are plenty of stories about weasels taking revenge."
"Suddenly, I really dislike these animals. Not only do they steal your stuff, but if you hit them, you have to worry about them getting revenge. It's disgusting."
"I'd slap it, and let's see if it dares to take revenge on me."
"Call Brother Leopard. He'll wipe out its entire clan!"
The viewers in the livestream chat chimed in with various opinions.
Some even suggested calling Brother Leopard to directly wipe out the weasel's entire clan.
Jiang Feng broke out in a cold sweat upon seeing this. These viewers were truly ruthless.
However, this suggestion received quite a lot of approval.
From then on, Brother Leopard gained a new nickname in the livestream chat:
"Clan Wiper Leopard!"
Specializing in wiping out entire clans of animals!
Regarding this, Jiang Feng could only smile helplessly without saying a word. These viewers had an overly wild imagination.
He couldn't get a word in...
By this time, bun, Yuan Xiao, and a few other small animals had finished their food.
Jiang Feng shook his head with a smile and walked over to the little creatures.
Meow meow meow!
The well-fed bun immediately scurried over, wanting Jiang Feng to hold him.
Jiang Feng squatted down and patted bun's small head. "You've already had several meals today. You can't eat anymore tonight."
Meow meow meow!
Bun protested unhappily.
He even stretched out his small paws and patted his little belly, indicating he could still eat more!
"You're the biggest eater of them all."
Jiang Feng smiled and rubbed bun's small head, then picked him up and went over to the Big Black Tiger.
Now that the system's task was completed, he needed to prepare to head back.
But he still hadn't figured out what to do with the Big Black Tiger and her cub.
Moreover, he probably couldn't afford to keep the Big Black Tiger, right...?
Wouldn't this fellow eat him out of house and home in a single meal?
So he decided to ask the Big Black Tiger for her opinion.
"Uh, I'll be leaving the mountain soon. Do you and your cub have any plans?"
Jiang Feng looked at the lying Big Black Tiger and spoke.
Roar?
The Big Black Tiger lifted her head and squinted at Jiang Feng.
Her expression was like she hadn't fully woken up yet.
"How about... you two come back with me and live at my place?"
Jiang Feng said hesitantly.
Roar~
Hearing this, the Big Black Tiger nodded, then turned and lay down again.
Leaving Jiang Feng standing there, speechless.
This Big Black Tiger seemed even more aloof than Brother Leopard.
No, Brother Leopard was just being a tsundere!
"Nevermind, whether it's one animal or a group, I'll just take care of them. Worst case, I'll sell bun's doggy treats."
Jiang Feng patted the bun in his arms and whispered softly.
Meow meow meow!
Bun looked up at Jiang Feng excitedly.
"Wow! Is the host going to bring the Big Black Tiger home? Can I visit your village too?"
"I want to go too! I want to see bun!"
"Host, host, could you tell me your home address?"
"What's up, do you want to mail the host some razor blades?"
When the viewers in the livestream chat heard that Jiang Feng would be bringing the Big Black Tiger and her cub home, they immediately became excited.
Many viewers even wanted to visit Jiang Feng's home to see the little animals.
However, Jiang Feng directly rejected their requests.
It wasn't that he didn't want these people to come. In fact, if the viewers came, it would definitely boost the local tourism.
But their village wasn't prepared for anything. If so many strangers came all at once, it could easily lead to trouble.
So Jiang Feng could only promise the viewers that he would let them visit Longmen Village for tourism in the future.
"Let's go. We're heading home."
Jiang Feng packed up his belongings, then put the bamboo basket on his back again.
This time, there were three little heads sticking out of the bamboo basket.
However, the little black cub was too short, so only half of its head was visible.
Feeling anxious, it kept meowing inside the bamboo basket.
"Leaving the mountain, going home."
Jiang Feng said excitedly.
But at that moment, the Big Black Tiger suddenly stepped in front of Jiang Feng and lay down, blocking his path.
Jiang Feng: ???
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