"Hmph, you jerk." Seeing Ye Chuan's smug expression, Luo Xi immediately raised her crab-like pincers to pinch his waist.
Though Ye Chuan's current physical strength made him completely impervious to pain, he still pretended to wince for show.
After a while, the middle-aged man finished his conversation with Luo's father and left. From the way they had been talking, it seemed as though they were old friends who had known each other for years.
"Ye Chuan, take Xiao Xi home first," Luo's father said, as if he had something else to attend to, instructing Ye Chuan to escort Luo Xi away.
"Mm." Ye Chuan had no objections.
Though Luo Xi was curious about what her father was up to, she didn’t ask and simply followed Ye Chuan as they left.
...
The alleyway’s stone pavement glistened under the faint remnants of rainwater, its cracks reflecting the dim ambient light.
Walking away from the bustling food street, Luo Xi’s flip-flops tapped lightly against the bricks, her fair, delicate toes peeking out. Playfully, she wrapped her arms around Ye Chuan’s arm, pressing close.
In the deserted alley, the intimacy of the girl’s gesture made Ye Chuan glance sideways. Feeling the softness pressed against him, he smirked. "This thirsty, huh?"
Luo Xi responded with a cat-like expression, only looking more pleased with herself. "Got a problem with that?"
Then she closed her eyes, shuffling closer until her chin nearly touched his chest, her long lashes fluttering faintly.
Ye Chuan’s gaze flickered to the side, where Lan Xiaoke blinked innocently before turning away, pretending to be completely oblivious.
After a while, Luo Xi finally pulled back, burying her face in Ye Chuan’s chest with a satisfied sigh, though she didn’t forget to swat away his wandering hands—though given the lack of onlookers, she let him have his fun for a bit.
Ye Chuan hadn’t expected Luo Xi to become so clingy after they started dating.
Not that he minded.
After seeing Luo Xi home, Ye Chuan and Lan Xiaoke returned to their place.
The moment they stepped inside, Lan Xiaoke’s outfit shifted back into her maid dress, and she immediately grabbed a broom, humming as she started sweeping. "Xiaoke No. 1 is on cleaning duty. Payment required: 100 yuan."
"Pay you after you finish," Ye Chuan said, pinching her chubby cheek before heading into the living room.
Ignoring Lan Xiaoke’s chaotic sweeping, Ye Chuan was surprised to find Bai Qianshuang lounging on the couch, watching TV at this hour—with the snacks he’d bought spread out in front of her.
Bai Qianshuang hugged a pillow, her hair still slightly damp from a recent shower.
Dressed in loose pajamas, her slender legs stretched lazily.
Noticing Ye Chuan’s return, she glanced back, her lashes fluttering slightly, making the beauty mark under her eye all the more striking. "You’re back, Ye Chuan."
"Took a shower?" Ye Chuan asked. Wasn’t Bai Qianshuang the type to avoid bathing?
"I thought I should adapt to life here. It’s quite pleasant," Bai Qianshuang explained, pulling out her phone to show a saved video extolling the benefits of bathing.
"You’re a cultivator. Do you really need to follow science?" Ye Chuan couldn’t help but chuckle at her earnest expression.
"It feels nice," Bai Qianshuang said, lifting a strand of her hair for him to smell. "Shampoo. It’s fragrant."
"True enough."
Time to introduce this ancient-minded woman to the wonders of industrial-strength artificial scents.
But Ye Chuan also noticed Bai Qianshuang’s loose attire—and from his standing position behind her, the view was… generous. Whether she was simply unaware or unused to modern clothing, he couldn’t tell.
Ye Chuan suddenly spoke up. "Qianshuang, do you need pocket money?"
Money?
Bai Qianshuang looked up, then shook her head. "No need."
She had no use for material wealth or even food (snacks excluded). A simple place to stay was enough.
Extremely low maintenance.
"Pocket money?" Lan Xiaoke’s head popped up from between the couch cushions like a balloon. "I hear the sweet jingle of coins!"
"Work hard on your cultivation, and you’ll get some too," Ye Chuan said, pushing her head back down.
He sat with Bai Qianshuang for a while, watching her preferred educational programs. According to her, they were full of fascinating knowledge.
Admittedly, for someone raised on cultivation, modern science was as mind-blowing as magic would be to an ordinary person. Seeing how engrossed she was, Ye Chuan left her to it and went to shower.
As soon as Ye Chuan disappeared into the bathroom, Lan Xiaoke sidled up to Bai Qianshuang. "Ye Chuan’s really nice to you, huh?"
After all, Lan Xiaoke had to work for her allowance, while Bai Qianshuang got hers without lifting a finger.
Bai Qianshuang nodded softly. She did feel that Ye Chuan treated her well.
Even though she had done nothing for him in return.
"I want to repay Ye Chuan," Bai Qianshuang said. Merely protecting him for life didn’t seem like enough.
Lan Xiaoke’s eyes gleamed mischievously. "Then repay him!"
"How?"
"Listen—Ye Chuan makes me clean. If you help out too, he’ll definitely be happy," Lan Xiaoke suggested. "Take the initiative with chores."
Bai Qianshuang’s hair antenna perked up. That did make sense. She had already been trying, like cooking—though her skills were still… a work in progress.
"Very well. I shall assist you in cleaning this abode," Bai Qianshuang declared.
(●´ω｀●) Lan Xiaoke nodded eagerly like a pecking chick.
...
When Ye Chuan stepped out of the shower, he found Bai Qianshuang and Lan Xiaoke missing, assuming they’d retreated to their rooms.
Shrugging, he headed to his own room and sat down.
Opening the "Tenant of Ten Thousand Realms" app, he noticed both Bai Qianshuang and Lan Xiaoke—his two little sunflowers—had dropped items for him.
[Item: Revitalizing Pill
Low-grade elixir. Upon consumption, stimulates vitality and repairs damaged meridians and organs.]
[Item: Ghost-Summoning Talisman (10-Li Radius)
Activates to command all low-level spirits within a 10-li radius once (effect varies with user’s strength).]
A Revitalizing Pill?
Well, well.
Finally, Bai Qianshuang had coughed up a proper healing pill. Ye Chuan’s eyes lit up—this meant Luo Xi’s mother could make a full recovery.
Truly, his precious money tree never disappointed.
Holding the emerald-green pill, Ye Chuan opened the alchemy interface and saw that the recipe for the Revitalizing Pill had been unlocked.
Time to brew!
ial death, also known as "shè sǐ" in Chinese, generally refers to... well, never mind, it's not important. My name is Ye Cheng, and I'm about to experience social death firsthand. ... 【Host, your mission is to confess your love to the young lady of the Dongfang family, the current student council president, in a way that will be unforgettable for everyone at the freshman ceremony!】 【Host, assist the girl with a sprained ankle in front of you to reach the infirmary, and fulfill the wicked thoughts in your heart!】 【Host, act on your desires and punish the arrogant young lady before you mercilessly!】 【Host, follow your instincts—abandon shameful surrender, begging, or groveling, and ruthlessly criticize the domineering, ill-mannered young lady in front of you!】 【Host...】 Ye Cheng: "Here, here, you take this host role—I quit!" Wait, why is the girl with a sprained ankle the daughter of a mafia boss? And what kind of punishment method is this for the arrogant young lady? Also, who the heck said anything about wicked thoughts in my heart? Come out here, let’s settle this one-on-one!!! ... The haughty student council president, the scheming mafia princess, the fragile yandere young lady, the airheaded maid-in-waiting, the mixed-blood loli/...
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
