"Hmph, you jerk." Seeing Ye Chuan's smug expression, Luo Xi immediately raised her crab-like pincers to pinch his waist.
Though Ye Chuan's current physical strength made him completely impervious to pain, he still pretended to wince for show.
After a while, the middle-aged man finished his conversation with Luo's father and left. From the way they had been talking, it seemed as though they were old friends who had known each other for years.
"Ye Chuan, take Xiao Xi home first," Luo's father said, as if he had something else to attend to, instructing Ye Chuan to escort Luo Xi away.
"Mm." Ye Chuan had no objections.
Though Luo Xi was curious about what her father was up to, she didn’t ask and simply followed Ye Chuan as they left.
...
The alleyway’s stone pavement glistened under the faint remnants of rainwater, its cracks reflecting the dim ambient light.
Walking away from the bustling food street, Luo Xi’s flip-flops tapped lightly against the bricks, her fair, delicate toes peeking out. Playfully, she wrapped her arms around Ye Chuan’s arm, pressing close.
In the deserted alley, the intimacy of the girl’s gesture made Ye Chuan glance sideways. Feeling the softness pressed against him, he smirked. "This thirsty, huh?"
Luo Xi responded with a cat-like expression, only looking more pleased with herself. "Got a problem with that?"
Then she closed her eyes, shuffling closer until her chin nearly touched his chest, her long lashes fluttering faintly.
Ye Chuan’s gaze flickered to the side, where Lan Xiaoke blinked innocently before turning away, pretending to be completely oblivious.
After a while, Luo Xi finally pulled back, burying her face in Ye Chuan’s chest with a satisfied sigh, though she didn’t forget to swat away his wandering hands—though given the lack of onlookers, she let him have his fun for a bit.
Ye Chuan hadn’t expected Luo Xi to become so clingy after they started dating.
Not that he minded.
After seeing Luo Xi home, Ye Chuan and Lan Xiaoke returned to their place.
The moment they stepped inside, Lan Xiaoke’s outfit shifted back into her maid dress, and she immediately grabbed a broom, humming as she started sweeping. "Xiaoke No. 1 is on cleaning duty. Payment required: 100 yuan."
"Pay you after you finish," Ye Chuan said, pinching her chubby cheek before heading into the living room.
Ignoring Lan Xiaoke’s chaotic sweeping, Ye Chuan was surprised to find Bai Qianshuang lounging on the couch, watching TV at this hour—with the snacks he’d bought spread out in front of her.
Bai Qianshuang hugged a pillow, her hair still slightly damp from a recent shower.
Dressed in loose pajamas, her slender legs stretched lazily.
Noticing Ye Chuan’s return, she glanced back, her lashes fluttering slightly, making the beauty mark under her eye all the more striking. "You’re back, Ye Chuan."
"Took a shower?" Ye Chuan asked. Wasn’t Bai Qianshuang the type to avoid bathing?
"I thought I should adapt to life here. It’s quite pleasant," Bai Qianshuang explained, pulling out her phone to show a saved video extolling the benefits of bathing.
"You’re a cultivator. Do you really need to follow science?" Ye Chuan couldn’t help but chuckle at her earnest expression.
"It feels nice," Bai Qianshuang said, lifting a strand of her hair for him to smell. "Shampoo. It’s fragrant."
"True enough."
Time to introduce this ancient-minded woman to the wonders of industrial-strength artificial scents.
But Ye Chuan also noticed Bai Qianshuang’s loose attire—and from his standing position behind her, the view was… generous. Whether she was simply unaware or unused to modern clothing, he couldn’t tell.
Ye Chuan suddenly spoke up. "Qianshuang, do you need pocket money?"
Money?
Bai Qianshuang looked up, then shook her head. "No need."
She had no use for material wealth or even food (snacks excluded). A simple place to stay was enough.
Extremely low maintenance.
"Pocket money?" Lan Xiaoke’s head popped up from between the couch cushions like a balloon. "I hear the sweet jingle of coins!"
"Work hard on your cultivation, and you’ll get some too," Ye Chuan said, pushing her head back down.
He sat with Bai Qianshuang for a while, watching her preferred educational programs. According to her, they were full of fascinating knowledge.
Admittedly, for someone raised on cultivation, modern science was as mind-blowing as magic would be to an ordinary person. Seeing how engrossed she was, Ye Chuan left her to it and went to shower.
As soon as Ye Chuan disappeared into the bathroom, Lan Xiaoke sidled up to Bai Qianshuang. "Ye Chuan’s really nice to you, huh?"
After all, Lan Xiaoke had to work for her allowance, while Bai Qianshuang got hers without lifting a finger.
Bai Qianshuang nodded softly. She did feel that Ye Chuan treated her well.
Even though she had done nothing for him in return.
"I want to repay Ye Chuan," Bai Qianshuang said. Merely protecting him for life didn’t seem like enough.
Lan Xiaoke’s eyes gleamed mischievously. "Then repay him!"
"How?"
"Listen—Ye Chuan makes me clean. If you help out too, he’ll definitely be happy," Lan Xiaoke suggested. "Take the initiative with chores."
Bai Qianshuang’s hair antenna perked up. That did make sense. She had already been trying, like cooking—though her skills were still… a work in progress.
"Very well. I shall assist you in cleaning this abode," Bai Qianshuang declared.
(●´ω｀●) Lan Xiaoke nodded eagerly like a pecking chick.
...
When Ye Chuan stepped out of the shower, he found Bai Qianshuang and Lan Xiaoke missing, assuming they’d retreated to their rooms.
Shrugging, he headed to his own room and sat down.
Opening the "Tenant of Ten Thousand Realms" app, he noticed both Bai Qianshuang and Lan Xiaoke—his two little sunflowers—had dropped items for him.
[Item: Revitalizing Pill
Low-grade elixir. Upon consumption, stimulates vitality and repairs damaged meridians and organs.]
[Item: Ghost-Summoning Talisman (10-Li Radius)
Activates to command all low-level spirits within a 10-li radius once (effect varies with user’s strength).]
A Revitalizing Pill?
Well, well.
Finally, Bai Qianshuang had coughed up a proper healing pill. Ye Chuan’s eyes lit up—this meant Luo Xi’s mother could make a full recovery.
Truly, his precious money tree never disappointed.
Holding the emerald-green pill, Ye Chuan opened the alchemy interface and saw that the recipe for the Revitalizing Pill had been unlocked.
Time to brew!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
