The affairs of men and women?
Bai Qianshuang was momentarily stunned by the directness of the question.
Perhaps because she was being stared at so intently by the Sword Spirit, Bai Qianshuang’s gaze began to flicker. Finally, she chose to change the subject.
"There's a cake shop nearby. Do you want to go take a look?"
"Cake?"
"Yes, something delicious. A type of pastry," Bai Qianshuang said, seeing that the Sword Spirit’s attention had been successfully diverted.
"Delicious pastries... I don't seem to have much interest in them," the Sword Spirit said, but then she circled back to Lan Xiaoke’s earlier comment. "Master, what did that junior sister mean by 'playing poker' together?"
"It’s... a type of game." Bai Qianshuang rubbed her temples in frustration and stood up. "Enough of that. Let's go eat some dessert."
"Very well."
The two of them looked like twins as they spent the afternoon wandering around and eating. Gradually, the Sword Spirit began to understand the state of this world.
"Mortal bodies, yet the weapons they develop can rival immortals. How truly miraculous," the Sword Spirit remarked, unable to hide her surprise after learning more. "Perhaps because this world lacks spiritual energy, it took a different path?"
"Exactly."
"It seems that no matter the world, everything eventually comes back to the word 'power,'" the Sword Spirit lamented.
"Order can only be brought about through a combination of power and morality," Bai Qianshuang added.
"Master speaks the truth."
As night fell, the rest of the household finally met the Sword Spirit.
"A sword spirit? That’s quite a rarity." Luo Xi showed a look of surprise when she saw the "Bai Qianshuang" standing next to the original. "Do sword spirits always look exactly like their masters?"
"Yeah, it’s so magical!" Lan Xiaoke chimed in. "When my weapon finally manifests a sword spirit, will she look just like me?"
"If you work harder on your cultivation and get stronger, it'll be easy to raise a sword spirit in the future," Ye Chuan told Lan Xiaoke.
However, if there were two Lan Xiaokes...
Ye Chuan briefly imagined the scene.
He felt like he would be completely overwhelmed—though, to be fair, he was usually overwhelmed by her anyway.
"It feels a bit awkward to keep calling her 'Sword Spirit.' Shouldn't we give her a name?" Luo Xi suggested from the side.
"I am not human. Calling me Sword Spirit is fine," the Sword Spirit replied.
"It would be better to have a name to address you by," Ye Chuan agreed.
"In that case—" The Sword Spirit’s gaze fell upon Bai Qianshuang. Since Qianshuang was her master, it was only fitting that she provide the name.
Before Bai Qianshuang could speak, Lan Xiaoke shot her hand up.
"Heaven-Shaking Earth-Shattering Thunderbolt Fire!"
This thunderous suggestion caused everyone present to turn and stare at Lan Xiaoke, as if trying to figure out what exactly was going on inside that silly white-haired girl’s head.
"Sorry about that. Xiaoke has these sudden 'bursts of inspiration' sometimes," Luo Xi said to the Sword Spirit. "Just treat her like a child."
"It is no matter. Many of the female disciples in the Yuxu Sect were quite lively as well," the Sword Spirit replied. She didn't mind; after all, Lan Xiaoke was technically a member of the Yuxu Sect, so she felt a natural sense of tolerance toward her.
"A forty or fifty-year-old child?" Ye Chuan muttered, crossing his arms.
"I’ve only been dead for a few decades! I’m not actually that old!" Lan Xiaoke snapped back immediately.
"Years spent as a ghost still count."
"I don't want them to!"
After the bickering died down, Bai Qianshuang thought for a moment and then said, "Bai Ling?"
"Not bad. It's a bit common, but it sounds nice," Ye Chuan commented.
"It is excellent," the Sword Spirit—now Bai Ling—seemed to accept the name.
"I think—" Lan Xiaoke started to speak again, but Ye Chuan pinched her mouth shut.
"Right, let's leave it at that," Ye Chuan smiled. "By the way, Bai Ling, do you want to stay here?"
Stay here?
"No. Currently, the Yuxu Sect is in a state of rebuilding. I must remain there to contribute my strength," Bai Ling said.
"Fair enough." Ye Chuan didn't push it. He was just offering her a place; since Bai Ling wasn't a special tenant, she hadn't triggered any notifications from his System anyway.
Later that evening, Lan Xiaoke hugged her pillow and turned to Bai Qianshuang, who was sitting on the sofa. "Qianshuang, you coming? Let's go play poker."
Bai Qianshuang: "..."
She instinctively glanced at her sword spirit. "Not today."
"Oh? Are you feeling unwell? Okay then, I'm off!"
After Lan Xiaoke left, Bai Ling looked curious. "Master, what did the junior sister mean?"
"Nothing. It's just a very popular game in this world, that's all," Bai Qianshuang explained. "A game that can be cleared solo, or played with multiple people."
"I see... so that's what it means." Bai Ling nodded in realization. But then, hearing the commotion coming from Lan Xiaoke’s side, she asked again, "Then those sounds—why is junior sister constantly shouting that she's 'coming'?"
"Speakers. They're similar to sound-transmission stones," Bai Qianshuang said with a deadpan expression. "That isn't Lan Xiaoke's voice."
"I see. I was wondering why she kept saying she was coming," Bai Ling said.
Understood!
Speakers!
Bai Ling was a fast learner.
However, at that moment, Bai Ling suddenly sensed a wave of ominous energy. She snapped to her feet!
"What is it?" Bai Qianshuang was startled.
Bai Ling stared intensely at the nearby bedroom door. The handle began to turn, and a girl with grayish-white hair walked out, clutching a plush doll.
"Where's Brother? Is he back?" The one coming out of the room was, of course, Ye Yue. She looked like she had just woken up, rubbing her sleepy eyes.
Ye Yue quickly spotted two Bai Qianshuangs sitting on the sofa. She blinked, wondering if she was seeing double.
Bai Ling’s throat tightened as she stared at Ye Yue in disbelief.
Ominous! Extremely ominous!
As a pure artifact spirit, Bai Ling was naturally sensitive to the aura of all things. In her eyes, Ye Yue was a mass of pitch-black, infinite dread—an ominous existence beyond comprehension!
This...
An unspeakable monster?
"Sister Qianshuang, why are there two of you?" Ye Yue walked over. Bai Ling reacted instantly, standing up and even drawing her sword.
"Eh?" Seeing this, Ye Yue tilted her head. "The other Sister Qianshuang, why did you pull out a sword? Are you going to attack me?"
"Master!" Bai Ling immediately shouted to Bai Qianshuang. "She is dangerous!"
"..." Bai Qianshuang was stunned. She looked at Ye Yue, who was wearing a sweet, innocent smile, and explained, "Calm down. She is Ye Chuan’s sister, Ye Yue."
Senior Ye’s sister?
Bai Ling froze.
No, this thing wasn't human at all!
This was a monster! And a monster that was incredibly skilled at hiding its true nature!
"Master..."
"Don't be so nervous." Bai Qianshuang didn't understand why Bai Ling was so on edge. "She's just a normal child."
A normal child??
Just then, Ye Yue walked to the refrigerator. She opened the freezer and pulled out two whole fish.
Ye Yue’s mouth suddenly split wide open. With two wet gulps, the fish—each as thick as a man's arm—vanished down her throat.
Having finished her snack, Ye Yue skipped off with light steps to find Ye Chuan.
"You call this ordinary?" Bai Ling was practically petrified.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
