"Why are you back again? In and out all the time," Susu looked at Zhao Yan with a puzzled expression.
"Men, they just like going in and out of things," Zhao Yan smirked, his hand casually in his pocket.
Susu rolled her eyes, "Watch my lips..."
"I did, visually it seems to fit with my size, but it's better to measure it for real. After all, visual estimates can be inaccurate," Zhao Yan interrupted her seriously.
Blushing, Susu angrily said, "What I wanted to say was, watch my lips, gewen off!"
"If you had said that earlier, I would have listened. I'm obedient," Zhao Yan said, and then ran upstairs.
He was going to get some props to entertain the two idiots who were coming to the bureau for mediation tomorrow.
Zhao Yan spent 4 points to buy two Truth Charms. These were disposable items that lasted only ten minutes, so they were relatively cheap.
Once used, no matter what you ask, the other person will only speak the truth.
After finishing his shopping, he didn't hurry back. After all, compared to the cold prison cell, he preferred the warmth of a girl.
"You always stay in the club, don't you go out?" Zhao Yan boldly approached Susu.
Susu held a glass of juice in her hand, her rosy lips biting the straw, and she turned away, ignoring him.
Zhao Yan approached again, "Give me a sip."
"You're annoying," Susu glared at him, shaking the juice in her hand, "I've already drunk from it, big brother."
"I don't mind," Zhao Yan's eyes were full of tolerance.
Susu bit her silver teeth, "I mind you."
After saying that, she left him with a figure full of imagination and disappeared after a few steps.
"Tsk, quite spirited," Zhao Yan smacked his lips.
A group of people immediately gathered around.
"Brother, how did you do it? How can you tease Manager Susu like that and not get beaten?"
"Yeah, there were people who wanted to hit on her before, but they couldn't even talk in front of her."
"Brother, teach us some tricks..."
Everyone spoke one after another, looking at Zhao Yan with eyes full of admiration, as if looking at an idol.
"Teaching tricks is possible, but I don't have time today. I just spent 4 points, and I have to earn them back quickly," Zhao Yan said helplessly.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and no one spoke.
Zhao Yan sneered, "Tsk, I'm leaving."
His expression clearly said: A bunch of poor losers who are reluctant to spend any points and still want to learn how to pick up girls?
This moment pierced the fragile hearts of everyone present.
"Wait!" someone shouted and then looked around, "If everyone wants to hear, let's split the bill."
"Okay, let's split it. There are so many people here, each person will only have to pay a few points,"
"Call a staff member to settle the bill."
Everyone agreed to split the bill, and then they called over a passing staff member. According to the 4-point limit, they evenly distributed the payment to Zhao Yan's account.
"Thanks, everyone. I'm leaving."
After receiving the points, Zhao Yan was ready to leave.
"Wait! You haven't shared the secret yet. We spent 4 points to buy loneliness!"
"That's right, you can't leave without telling us."
"Hurry up, we don't want to waste our points."
The crowd stopped Zhao Yan from leaving.
Zhao Yan smiled and said, "Didn't I already teach you my secret? The key to picking up girls is to have brains. Do you think you guys have brains?"
The crowd remained silent.
They were scammed out of 4 points.
Clearly, they were foolish.
"Alright, I'm leaving. Reflect on your actions. The points you spent didn't buy you companionship, but rather a lesson," Zhao Yan waved his hand, preparing to bid farewell.
"You stop right there! If I had brains, why would I buy your experience?" a burly man stopped Zhao Yan and said confidently.
In an instant, Zhao Yan was dumbfounded ⊙_⊙.
He was rendered speechless by the man's words.
"Yeah, give us our points back!"
"Hurry up, or you'll be in trouble today."
"Damn it, refund our money!"
Zhao Yan remained calm and chuckled, "Right now, Su Su doesn't mind me. If I manage to win her over one day, will you regret today?"
The crowd's expressions changed upon hearing his words.
Zhao Yan's bluff with Su Su's influence was actually effective.
"Isn't that enough? Move aside, I'm going to the entertainment district to guide some work," Zhao Yan pushed past the people blocking his path and leisurely walked towards the elevator.
He had already chewed on the soft rice that hadn't even reached his mouth.
"Damn it, he's just relying on borrowed power. What's the difference between him and a freeloader?" someone sarcastically remarked.
Zhao Yan arrived on the fourth floor and found a club. After entering, he lounged on the sofa and said, "Someone, give me a massage."
While he enjoyed the massage from a girl, the on-duty police officer at Changning Police Department was on the verge of going crazy.
Zhao Yan had suddenly disappeared from the detention room, and he quickly checked the surveillance footage. But after watching the footage, he became even more terrified.
A living person vanished in an instant.
"Hello, 110? I want to report a crime," the trembling police officer who had spoken to Zhao Yan earlier made the call.
He always remembered to seek help from the police when faced with difficulties.
"Hello, please tell me your location."
"Changning Police Department..." the on-duty police officer began to speak but suddenly realized what he was about to say and couldn't continue.
The person on the other end of the call remained silent.
"............"
The sudden silence in the air was the most frightening.
After a while, the person on the other end of the call finally said, "Well, why don't you file a report yourself, comrade?"
"Sorry," the on-duty police officer hung up the phone, and as he watched the surveillance footage, he became increasingly flustered. "Is this a ghost?"
He recited the core values in his mind while hastily running to find his colleague.
In the club, after Zhao Yan finished enjoying the massage, he couldn't find Su Su and felt bored.
He returned to the detention room, intending to rest.
But just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard hurried footsteps.
"San'er, why don't you believe it? That person really vanished in an instant. Come with me and see for yourself. Look, look, is there someone inside?" the on-duty police officer dragged another policeman along, pointing at Zhao Yan's detention room and bombarding him with questions.
The colleague said, "Isn't that a person?"
"Where...?" The on-duty police officer instinctively turned around and saw Zhao Yan sitting expressionless on the bed, startling him. "Holy shit!"
"Comrades, what's the matter? Why are you disturbing my sleep?" Zhao Yan lazily remarked.
The on-duty police officer looked at him in astonishment. "How did you end up here? I clearly saw you on the surveillance camera, and in the blink of an eye, you disappeared."
"I disappeared in the blink of an eye, and then I reappeared," Zhao Yan shrugged, lying on the bed with his back facing them.
His colleague pulled the on-duty police officer away. "Alright, alright, don't disturb his sleep in the middle of the night. It must be a problem with the surveillance. Stop overthinking."
"It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be..." The on-duty police officer glanced back several times while leaving, murmuring to himself.
On the bed, Zhao Yan let out a sigh of relief. He had forgotten that there was surveillance in the detention room, and he paid the price for his lack of life experience.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
