Jiu Ji Returns Home, There's a Guy in Bed

In Mount Nine Extremes, Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes was naturally furious. He knew very well that Gu Qingfeng was behind this, but there was nothing he could do.

If this were any other day, had anyone dared to disobey his decree, he would have exterminated their entire clan long ago.

But he couldn't do that now. If he were to slaughter a clan, it would be tantamount to providing Gu Qingfeng with tribulation energy.

After all, the tribulations caused by an Immortal Emperor's strike were vastly greater than those of ordinary immortals.

"Damn you, Gu Qingfeng! Once I find a way to seize the Origin of Calamity, I will kill you!" Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes raged impotently within Mount Nine Extremes.

"Jiejiejie... Old man Nine Extremes, I just love that look of yours—hating my guts but completely unable to get rid of me." Gu Qingfeng's wild laughter suddenly rang out.

Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes instantly flew into a rage. He looked toward the void, only to see Gu Qingfeng standing tall there, looking at him with a mocking sneer.

"You actually dare to come to my Mount Nine Extremes! You're courting death!"

"Jiejiejie... You say that as if you actually dare to make a move. Bah! You dog," Gu Qingfeng said arrogantly.

"You, you, you!!! One day, I will definitely kill you!" Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes exploded with anger. As an aloof and supreme Immortal Emperor, when had he ever suffered such an insult?

Even when facing other Immortal Emperors who were his enemies, he had never encountered anything like this. After all, Immortal Emperors cared about their dignity and rarely used such vulgar language.

"One day? I am standing right in front of you; why don't you make a move? Getting cornered at your own doorstep, cursed at while pointing at your nose, and you still don't dare to fight back—do you even deserve to be an Immortal Emperor? With your cowardly look, if you went home and saw your Dao companion dual cultivating with someone else, you'd probably rush over to tuck them in, afraid they might catch a cold, wouldn't you?" Gu Qingfeng said with a look of disdain, his mouth firing off a barrage of insults.

"Ah!!!" Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes truly could not hold back anymore. He threw a punch, causing the Great Dao to hum, and in the unseen realm, countless tribulations instantly materialized.

Boom!

Gu Qingfeng's body was blasted apart, but in the next moment, he was reborn from the boundless tribulations, a look of sheer intoxication on his face.

"As expected of an Immortal Emperor's killing tribulation, truly nourishing, jiejiejie..."

His arrogant, savage laughter echoed throughout Mount Nine Extremes. The commotion from the recent strike naturally attracted the subordinates of Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes.

They surged forward like a tide, tightly surrounding Gu Qingfeng.

"Good timing!" Gu Qingfeng let out a long howl. With a wave of his large hand, the endless void twisted, and billions of ghostly tentacles reached out from within, ruthlessly striking toward the crowd.

Now, having devoured a massive amount of Immortal Venerable power, his strength had long made him the number one person in the Immortal Venerable Realm. It could be said that aside from Immortal Emperors, whom he couldn't defeat, he could instantly kill anyone else in this world.

In just a moment, countless miserable screams rang out.

Several Immortal Lords and Immortal Venerables were pierced by the ghostly tentacles, their power draining away madly.

Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes' eyes nearly split from anger. Terrifying immortal light erupted from his body as he hurriedly shielded the crowd, saving them from Gu Qingfeng's vicious hands.

Seeing Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes protecting the crowd, Gu Qingfeng didn't try to break his defense, but instead continued his verbal assault.

"The grand Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes, attacked at his own door by an enemy, and all you can do is turtle up and defend?"

Although Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes was furious in his heart, he knew very well that he couldn't fall for Gu Qingfeng's trick again. So he snorted coldly, "Gu Qingfeng, don't even think about enraging me twice with the same method!"

"Oh, really?" Gu Qingfeng smiled. "Since you are so magnanimous, it just so happens I composed a little nursery rhyme. Let's have everyone listen."

Without waiting for Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes' consent, he began to chant loudly, "Nine Extremes comes home to see, a man in bed, oh my, oh me! Hurry and tuck them in tight, don't let them catch a cold tonight."

Accompanied by Gu Qingfeng's demonic voice and weird tone, the crowd instantly lost their composure upon hearing it. Some had extremely awkward expressions, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes' face turned green. His hair stood on end in anger, like an erupting volcano.

He was truly exasperated. He couldn't hit him, and he couldn't out-curse him. Who wouldn't be angry in this situation?

Fortunately, Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes directly set up a silencing barrier, blocking everyone's ears.

Seeing this, Gu Qingfeng smiled faintly. He stretched out his finger and wrote in the void. In just a short moment, a short essay about Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes' life from childhood to adulthood appeared.

The writing was seasoned, the words sharp and thought-provoking, perfectly depicting the life of Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes.

Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes glared so hard his eyeballs nearly popped out. In the end, he swallowed his anger, gritted his teeth, and actually swept up the crowd of Mount Nine Extremes and fled.

This made Gu Qingfeng feel incredibly bored. As expected, old man Nine Extremes could endure it. He would have to go find some short-tempered Immortal Emperors.

At this point, he no longer planned to stay in Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes' territory. One Immortal Emperor didn't provide enough wool to shear; he needed to find a few more.

Previously, Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes had locked down the news, resulting in the birth of the Origin not spreading to the outside world.

Therefore, Gu Qingfeng planned to make a trip to the outside world himself.

With a thought, Gu Qingfeng transformed into tribulation energy and dissipated with the wind.

He didn't know the way, nor did he know where the major Immortal Emperors were, but it didn't matter; he just followed the tribulations.

He carefully sensed his surroundings and discovered that across the endless void, the tribulation energy was exceptionally dense, somewhat similar to when Immortal Emperor Nine Extremes struck.

This filled Gu Qingfeng with joy, having discovered another wonderful use for the tribulations.

Such dense tribulation energy meant that Immortal Emperors must be fighting. Only a clash between Immortal Emperors could cause such intense tribulations.

And he could use the Origin of Calamity to sense this tribulation energy and directly teleport to the battlefield.

........

Heavenly Nether Ghost Valley.

Two incredibly imposing figures, their bodies shrouded in the aura of the Great Dao, were currently clashing.

Rumble!

Taboo rules fell from the sky, surging violently and covering the entire area like divine punishment.

As the two continued to fight, billions of miles of the void shattered and the Great Dao wailed. If this place weren't special, it would have been destroyed long ago.

If anyone were here, they would definitely recognize that the two fighting were none other than the legendary Immortal Emperor Wuyou and Immortal Emperor Bi'an.

"You and I have fought for nearly a century, and neither can do anything to the other. Continuing this stalemate is not a solution. How about we stop here?" Immortal Emperor Wuyou suggested.

Hearing this, Immortal Emperor Bi'an sneered, "There is only one Heavenly Nether Grass. If you yield it to me, stopping wouldn't be impossible."

Immortal Emperor Wuyou's expression turned cold. "So there's nothing to discuss?"

"Hmph, Wuyou, you should know that I am determined to get this Heavenly Nether Grass. If you give it to me, I will certainly provide compensation that satisfies you."

Immortal Emperor Wuyou was about to speak when an unfamiliar voice suddenly echoed through the Heavenly Nether Ghost Valley.

"My son Wuyou, is that you?"

"Bastard! Who goes there!" Immortal Emperor Wuyou's face instantly turned as cold as frost.

Immortal Emperor Bi'an's expression also changed slightly. It wasn't that he felt bad for Immortal Emperor Wuyou being cursed at, but rather that an uninvited guest had arrived, adding a few variables to his chances of obtaining the Heavenly Nether Grass.

The two stared intently into the void. In the next moment, boundless tribulation energy gathered, revealing Gu Qingfeng's imposing figure.

The moment the two saw Gu Qingfeng, their pupils shrank in extreme shock.

It wasn't that they recognized Gu Qingfeng, but rather that to gather more calamities, wherever Gu Qingfeng went now, he would carry the Black Lotus of Calamity on his head, just waiting for people to try and rob him.

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