The Longevity Demon Lord and the Oath Demon Lord were furious when they saw that the Heart Demon Lord refused to help, cursing loudly.
But there was nothing they could do—Gu Qingfeng clung to them like a stubborn leech, refusing to let go no matter what.
The two demon lords exchanged a glance, then made a ruthless decision: they simply stopped fighting.
Fine, let him grab hold. There was no way they’d keep feeding him their power.
This was the classic case of "too many cooks spoil the broth"—why should they exhaust their energy while the Heart Demon Lord got off scot-free?
But Gu Qingfeng wasn’t about to let them off so easily. Having just tasted the sweetness of their power, he refused to stop.
He released the stronger Longevity Demon Lord and instead threw himself onto the weaker Oath Demon Lord.
Facing the Oath Demon Lord’s plump, grotesque body, Gu Qingfeng conjured a gaping abyssal maw and took a vicious bite.
Normally, he wouldn’t have been able to pierce the demon’s flesh, but this abyssal maw was forged from stolen power, allowing him to tear off a massive chunk.
"AHHH!!"
The Oath Demon Lord let out a bloodcurdling scream. He lashed out at Gu Qingfeng, trying to shake him off, but the more he attacked, the stronger Gu Qingfeng became—and the more painful the bites grew.
"Stop! Demon flesh is poisonous!"
"What a coincidence—I love my meals with a little extra flavor!"
And so, a horrifying scene unfolded: the Oath Demon Lord, a towering monstrosity covered in countless eyes and sporting a gaping abyssal mouth of his own, was being devoured alive by Gu Qingfeng—a mere human—who tore into him with ravenous glee, reducing the demon to pitiful howls.
The Longevity Demon Lord watched in stunned disbelief. Just who the hell was the real demon here?!
The Oath Demon Lord panicked—truly panicked—because he realized, to his horror, that his supposedly immortal body wasn’t regenerating. The flesh Gu Qingfeng devoured was gone for good.
What he didn’t know was that the "poisonous" demon flesh was being instantly converted into pure power by Gu Qingfeng’s system.
"Save me! HELP!"
The sensation of being slowly eaten alive was terrifying, especially since nothing the Oath Demon Lord did could dislodge Gu Qingfeng. Every attack was absorbed, making his tormentor even stronger.
How do you fight an enemy who grows more powerful the more you hit him? If you don’t attack, he eats you. If you do, he just gets stronger. It was a nightmare.
The Longevity Demon Lord hesitated, then moved to intervene—but just then, Gu Qingfeng paused mid-bite and turned his head.
His eyes burned with demonic light, his lips smeared with blood, his face twisted into a savage grin. His teeth gleamed unnaturally white under the sun.
Gulp.
Gu Qingfeng swallowed the mouthful of demon flesh, then fixed his eerie gaze on the Longevity Demon Lord. "What’s wrong? You want to be next?"
The sheer malevolence in those eyes sent a bone-deep chill through the Longevity Demon Lord. He stumbled back several steps without thinking.
After a moment, he regained his composure but still didn’t dare approach. Instead, he stammered out a weak protest: "Y-you’re human! He’s a demon! Humans aren’t supposed to eat demons!"
"Keh-keh-keh..." A nightmarish cackle echoed through the air.
"Demons get to eat humans, but humans can’t eat demons? Since when was that the rule?"
As he spoke, Gu Qingfeng—now brimming with the power of a million years’ worth of cultivation—unleashed his full might, conjuring a maw so vast it could swallow stars. With one bite, he tore off more than half of the Oath Demon Lord’s body.
The Oath Demon Lord shrieked in agony, collapsing in a writhing heap, unable to rise.
Seeing this, the Longevity Demon Lord turned tail and fled. He wanted to go home. The outside world was too terrifying—there was a human out here eating demons!
But just then, the Heart Demon Lord blocked his path.
"If you run now, all the power we spent opening the dimensional rift—and everything Gu Qingfeng stole from us—will have been for nothing."
"B-but... he... he EATS demons!"
This was the first time since becoming a demon lord that the Longevity Demon Lord had felt such fear. He’d thought himself immortal, beyond fear—yet now, facing Gu Qingfeng, that immortality meant nothing.
The Heart Demon Lord shook his head. "Don’t be fooled by appearances. Can’t you see his demonic aura growing stronger?"
The Longevity Demon Lord glanced fearfully at Gu Qingfeng, who was now finishing off the Oath Demon Lord’s remains. What stood before him wasn’t a man—it was a primordial monster.
"He’s still mortal. No matter how special he is, he hasn’t ascended, hasn’t achieved immortality. There’s no way his body can fully assimilate a demon lord’s essence. Mark my words—he’ll be dead within moments.
And once we uncover his secrets, the power we’ve lost will be trivial. We could reclaim it all—and perhaps even rule the Demon Realm."
The Heart Demon Lord’s words were like a gambler’s desperate plea: Just one more bet. The next hand could turn everything around.
Demons, by nature, were creatures of greed. The Longevity Demon Lord’s fear slowly gave way to hunger.
"Fine. Let’s deliver the final blow."
The Heart Demon Lord charged at Gu Qingfeng, leading the assault.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Heart Demon Lord.
Power +10 years.
The Longevity Demon Lord followed, striking with everything he had, hoping to be the straw that broke Gu Qingfeng’s back.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Longevity Demon Lord.
Power +10,000 years.
Gu Qingfeng grinned. He’d dealt with enough demons to see right through the Heart Demon Lord’s scheme. Time for an Oscar-worthy performance.
He staggered, feigning weakness.
The two demons rejoiced, redoubling their attacks in a frenzy.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Heart Demon Lord.
Power +1 year.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Longevity Demon Lord.
Power +100,000 years.
Gu Qingfeng suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood, his face flushing red.
The demons grew even more ecstatic, pressing their assault—until, without warning, the Heart Demon Lord’s expression twisted. He lashed out, driving a clawed hand straight through the Longevity Demon Lord’s chest.
The Longevity Demon Lord screamed, staring in disbelief—but before he could utter a word, the Heart Demon Lord hurled him straight at Gu Qingfeng.
"Gu Qingfeng, drop the act. I know you’re fine."
"Oh?" Gu Qingfeng straightened, his lips curling into a wicked smirk as he met the Heart Demon Lord’s gaze. "Now this is interesting."
The Heart Demon Lord’s nine heads all grinned in unison. "Consider the Longevity Demon Lord a gift. Feast to your heart’s content."
The Longevity Demon Lord, now lying at Gu Qingfeng’s feet, trembled in terror. "N-no! You can’t do this to me!"
ROAR!
Gu Qingfeng didn’t care about the Heart Demon Lord’s schemes. Meat delivered to his doorstep wasn’t something he’d refuse.
The abyssal maw reappeared—and the Longevity Demon Lord vanished down Gu Qingfeng’s throat.
"Gu Qingfeng, you should know this: demon lords are immortal. Even I, far stronger than these two fools, could never truly kill them. But you? You’ve done me a great service. Now, there’s no one left to challenge my rule." The Heart Demon Lord chuckled, utterly confident.
Gu Qingfeng's eyes grew increasingly amused. "From the sound of it, you think you have me cornered?"
"Naturally. Gu Qingfeng, this lord has already uncovered your weakness."
"My weakness?" Gu Qingfeng paused briefly, then chuckled. "There’s no point discussing something that doesn’t exist."
"You won’t be laughing for much longer."
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
