"Gu Qingfeng, this time we descend with part of our true forms. You are doomed!" the three Heavenly Demons roared.
"Damn, you're ugly. No wonder you hide in the Heavenly Demon Realm all day, too ashamed to show your faces," Gu Qingfeng said with disgust.
To be honest, the trio of Heart, Oath, and Life Demons were indeed unsightly enough to ruin the scenery.
It was common knowledge that Heavenly Demons couldn’t leave their realm, but Gu Qingfeng never expected these three to be so fiercely loyal. Unable to save him from afar, they chose to bear the immense cost of descending with part of their true forms just to rescue him.
Truly, ugly on the outside but kind at heart.
"Dare to mock us even at death's door?"
The trio attacked simultaneously, causing the Heavenly Chains to tremble violently as if facing a fatal threat.
The Heavenly Dao didn’t stand idly by. It diverted most of its power to stop the demons.
The Heavenly Dao lacked human complexity—it only knew that the demons were attacking the chains, which meant attacking it.
Even Old Ghost, who had been locked in battle with the Heavenly Dao, suddenly turned his spear toward the demons.
He understood their goal wasn’t the Cangming Realm but Gu Qingfeng. If they succeeded, they might leave, leaving him alone and powerless to exploit the chaos.
He couldn’t afford to gamble.
So he had to stop them, forcing them to ally with him.
If they wanted Gu Qingfeng, they’d have to help him destroy the Heavenly Dao first.
Thus began an absurd free-for-all.
In this melee, it was impossible to tell friend from foe.
The demons didn’t join Old Ghost against the Heavenly Dao. Instead, Old Ghost teamed up with the Heavenly Dao to fight the demons. Chaos—absolute chaos.
The next moment, terrifying collisions erupted, shaking the heavens.
The three-way battle sent shockwaves through the Cangming Realm, the void shattering like glass under their divine-level clashes.
Yet Gu Qingfeng, the center of it all, watched lazily from the sidelines like a mere spectator.
Against Old Ghost and the Heavenly Dao, the demons were clearly outmatched. But their greatest advantage was their immortality—even when blasted apart, they reformed instantly, unharmed.
"Damn it! These bastards are ganging up on my family!"
Fuck!
No, he had to keep cheering them on.
"Keep screaming, you trash! Why the silence now? Weren’t you going to torment me for eternity?
Here I stand, right in front of you, yet you can’t even touch a hair on my head.
Now you’re getting beaten like dogs. Honestly, I’m begging you—stop embarrassing yourselves. You strut around like you own the heavens, but look at you now, getting pummeled beyond recognition. It’s downright pathetic."
"AAAAH! Gu Qingfeng, you wretched ant, just you wait—"
"I’ve been waiting so long the flowers have wilted! When’s this ‘eternal torment’ supposed to start? Seriously, quit the bragging. Years of empty threats, and now? Just getting slapped in the face. How’s that feel?"
BOOM!
The Heart Demon exploded.
Literally. Reduced to ashes.
Gu Qingfeng was stunned. Did his pep talk backfire?
NO!
He couldn’t lose family like this!
Then, the Heart Demon’s voice echoed from the dark depths above.
"Gu Qingfeng! Today, even at the cost of my cultivation, I will descend in my full form and torment you for eternity!"
The Life and Oath Demons paled.
"You’re insane! Our true forms can’t leave the Heavenly Demon Realm!"
"A brief moment won’t kill us. Or are you just going to take this humiliation? We are Heavenly Demons!
If you’ve lost your pride, I haven’t! After eons, my blood still boils!"
The Life and Oath Demons exchanged a glance, their eyes flashing with ruthlessness. Then they too exploded, vanishing as they prepared to descend fully.
The next instant, three monstrous auras manifested. The Cangming Realm groaned under the pressure.
The sky twisted and warped, as if colossal beings were squeezing through a narrow window.
CRACK—CRACK—
The void shattered like broken glass.
Finally, the three demons reappeared—identical to before, but now dozens of times larger.
The Heart Demon spoke coldly. "You two, deal with the Heavenly Dao and that insect."
Without hesitation, the Life and Oath Demons charged at Old Ghost and the Heavenly Dao. Time was short—one misstep, and they might lose their cultivation, trapped forever outside their realm.
Against their true forms, Old Ghost and the Heavenly Dao were powerless to intervene.
They could only watch as the Heart Demon strode toward Gu Qingfeng.
Looming over the chained figure, the Heart Demon’s nine heads twisted into identical grins.
At this moment, nothing else existed for him—only Gu Qingfeng.
And Gu Qingfeng? His eyes burned with fervor, his smirk widening as he admired the Heart Demon’s godly physique.
Their gazes locked—an eternity in an instant.
BOOM!
The Heart Demon struck. A titanic hand clamped onto the Heavenly Chains.
The chains let out a shrill cry.
CRACK!
With one wrenching pull, they shattered into nothingness.
The fragments crumbled to stardust in his grip, scattering into the void.
And Gu Qingfeng?
He felt the weight lift.
No more shackles.
At last... the seal was broken. The demon was unleashed!
"Kehahahaha—!"
His laughter shook the world.
Arrogant eyes swept the battlefield. His neck cracked as he tilted his head side to side.
Then—WHOOSH!
He shot into the sky, soaring to the heavens, level with the sun and moon, towering over the earth.
His form, vast and ethereal, radiated boundless demonic energy.
"Finally... time to wreak havoc!"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
