Gu Qingfeng was unaware that the entire Sword Sect had erupted into a frenzy because of him. At this moment, he remained immersed in his cultivation.
The three thousand strands of Chaos Qi had all seeped into his body.
As the Chaos Qi merged with him, Gu Qingfeng felt countless wondrous phenomena and myriad techniques unfolding before him, as if the legendary Gate of All Mysteries had been opened.
Threads of Chaos Qi deeply integrated into his bones, blood, and even his soul, elevating his physical body and spirit to an unprecedented level.
An unimaginable surge of power erupted from within him, staining the surrounding void with a hue of chaos.
His eyes snapped open, divine light bursting forth as he rose to his feet like an ancient Divine King descending upon the world.
Yet, instead of the expected ecstasy, a look of frustration crossed his face.
"Damn it! After devouring so many bloodlines and heavenly treasures, the Chaos Body still isn’t complete?!" Gu Qingfeng cursed.
"Fck! I spent my entire fortune fusing all those physiques, and all I got was a Chaos Embryo?!"
A Chaos Embryo, as the name suggested, was the embryonic form of the Chaos Body.
This left Gu Qingfeng slightly disheartened. But then it struck him—wasn’t this proof of just how overpowered the Chaos Body truly was?
He clenched his fist, sensing the explosive growth in his strength after merging all those physiques.
If his previous power had been at the early-stage Heavenly Venerable level, now, with the Chaos Embryo taking form...
He should be unrivaled among all Heavenly Venerables!
At last, he could rightfully call himself "This Venerable One" without exaggeration.
"Exhausting most of the resources in the Green Wood Domain only barely forged the Chaos Embryo. It seems I’ll have to visit the Holy Domain at the heart of the Cangming Realm to achieve the true Chaos Body."
He had long since sent scouts to investigate the Holy Domain. As the geographical and destiny center of the realm, it was a place where countless races and factions vied for dominance.
Thus, it was a melting pot of powerhouses from across the world—precisely where Gu Qingfeng could find the bloodlines, physiques, and even demons he needed.
With this in mind, Gu Qingfeng stretched lazily, ready to leave seclusion. This had been his longest retreat, and he was itching to go out and stir up some trouble.
But just as he took half a step forward, a streak of dark-gold light flashed before him, blocking his path.
It was none other than the Emperor Demon Sword.
"What the hell do you want?" Gu Qingfeng blinked in confusion.
Whoosh!
A dark-gold radiance shot from the sword and merged into his body.
Gu Qingfeng was baffled—until he sensed the intimate, blood-bound connection forming between them.
Realization dawned, followed by fury.
"You little piece of—! You sneaky trash! Who the hell told you to acknowledge me as your master?!"
The Emperor Demon Sword remained unfazed, even nuzzling closer to him affectionately.
In the past, endless waves of Emperor Demon Sword Qi would have erupted, but now there was nothing—because the sword had submitted, ceasing all resistance.
"Argh! You shameless thing! A supreme Emperor Weapon like you, always so aloof, and now you’re licking my boots just because I forged the Chaos Embryo?!"
Furious, Gu Qingfeng grabbed the sword and hurled it away with all his might.
Yet, the sword barely flew ten meters before curving mid-air and darting back to him, rubbing against him like an affectionate puppy.
"Piss off!"
He threw it again and again, but it was useless. In his rage, he even started pounding on the sword—but as an Emperor Weapon, it remained unscathed.
Unable to break it or get rid of it, his sanity teetered on the edge.
"Look, I liked you better when you were cold and distant. Can you please stop being a simp?"
The Emperor Demon Sword ignored him, continuing to nuzzle him.
"Fine! You’re really going all out with this simping, huh?" Gu Qingfeng raised the sword and slashed at his own arm.
"Go all out. Let me feel your power," he commanded.
But the strike landed without adding a single attribute.
Defeated, Gu Qingfeng slumped to the ground. "It’s over. Everything’s ruined."
Divine weapons possessed sentience, and the more powerful they were, the more autonomy they had—especially an Emperor Weapon.
In its protective instinct, the Emperor Demon Sword held back its full force, afraid of harming its master.
Worse yet, Gu Qingfeng could no longer use demons to attack himself with the sword.
Before, the sword wouldn’t let anyone touch it without a master. Now that it had one? Forget about others wielding it.
After all, a simp’s greatest virtue was loyalty.
So now, Gu Qingfeng felt a profound loss—as if he’d lost an Emperor Weapon entirely.
After wallowing in despair, he picked up the sword and demanded, "What good are you, huh? I fight with my fists, not a sword."
The moment those words left his mouth, the Emperor Demon Sword trembled as if stung, emitting a resonant hum.
Then, an overwhelming imperial aura erupted from it.
A blinding dark-gold sword light shot forth—
BOOM!
The light pierced straight through the Falling Star Peak, tearing a colossal rift in the sky before the mountain collapsed in a thunderous roar.
Gu Qingfeng gaped at the destruction, muttering, "This simp’s got no professionalism—throwing a tantrum already?"
But the next instant, he sensed an inexplicable message from the sword.
Understanding dawned in his eyes.
The Emperor Demon Sword wasn’t throwing a fit—it was helping him break through to the Heavenly Human realm!
As if guided by divine inspiration, he raised the sword and thrust it skyward.
Imperial might enveloped the world, as if a Heavenly Emperor had descended.
A wild, defiant glint flashed in Gu Qingfeng’s eyes as he glared at the heavens and roared:
"I offer this sword to the heavens—now the heavens shall acknowledge me!"
His voice boomed like thunder, shaking the earth.
BOOM—!
The world quaked violently.
Endless Dao rhythms cascaded from the skies, bathing Gu Qingfeng in divine radiance as he stood like an immortal deity.
Thus, he ascended to the Heavenly Human realm.
"Keh keh keh... Never thought you’d be this useful. Not bad!" Gu Qingfeng praised the sword.
The Emperor Demon Sword practically vibrated with joy, like a simp showered with praise after buying his crush a gift.
Due to his unorthodox origins, Gu Qingfeng had never been acknowledged by the Heavenly Dao—no "green card" for him.
But the Emperor Demon Sword was like a VIP in this world. With its endorsement, the deal was sealed.
From this moment on, Gu Qingfeng’s path of cultivation would face no further obstacles—only smooth sailing ahead.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
