"Uncle Gu~"
A deliberately drawn-out, coquettish voice rang in Gu Qingfeng's ears.
The soft and seductive tone could send shivers down any man's spine, like an electric current coursing through his body.
"You're so good to Fei'er~"
Ling Fei'er pressed closer, wrapping her arms around Gu Qingfeng's arm, her face adorned with an innocent, heartfelt smile as she spoke in that sugary tone.
Activating Charm Technique.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Human-Demon Ling Fei'er.
Charm Attribute +50,000 +50,000 +50,000 +...
Ding!
Charm Attribute has reached its limit. Congratulations, host has obtained [Charm Demon Physique]!
Holy sht!
Gu Qingfeng was stunned. Is the system this overpowered now?
Soon, information about the Charm Demon Physique flooded his mind.
Turns out, the Charm Demon Physique wasn’t gender-specific. This physique enhanced one’s allure, making them irresistible to the opposite sex even without actively using its power. Once activated, those with weak mental fortitude would likely fall head over heels, becoming utterly devoted and obedient—basically, love-struck simps.
In short: You’re doomed. You’ve fallen in love.
Of course, this physique had its flaws. Enslaving others through love wasn’t exactly stable—because love itself was unreliable.
After absorbing the information, Gu Qingfeng was ecstatic. This physique is fcking amazing!
Immediately, he unleashed a divine ability on Ling Fei'er.
Meanwhile, Ling Fei'er’s inner monologue went: Heh, no man in this world can resist me. You’re no excep—
Huh?
Why does Gu Qingfeng suddenly seem... different?
Different in a good way.
At that moment, Gu Qingfeng’s handsome features seemed to magnify endlessly in Ling Fei'er’s eyes, as if crashing straight into her heart. He practically glowed, the world around him turning monochrome while he remained in vivid color.
Even the air grew sweeter, infused with his scent—a blissful, intoxicating sensation.
Her heartbeat quickened uncontrollably, her face burning, her eyes shimmering like pools as she drowned in his gaze.
Without thinking, she reached out, her fingers lightly brushing his cheek.
"You’re so annoying," she murmured.
Gu Qingfeng blinked. Annoying? Did the physique fail?
Then Ling Fei'er continued, whispering, "Why did you have to look exactly like my type?"
Damn!
Cheesy pickup lines?!
Fck!
Gu Qingfeng sighed in relief. False alarm.
At the same time, he couldn’t hold back anymore. With a stunning beauty like this in front of him, who could resist?
Grabbing Ling Fei'er’s delicate hand, he asked, "Fei'er, do you like me?"
Ling Fei'er shook her head. "I don’t like you."
Gu Qingfeng: ???
Failed again?
"I love you."
Goddammit!
Who taught her this sht?!
"Then let’s start learning formations," he said.
Ling Fei'er’s eyes lit up eagerly, but then dimmed just as quickly.
"I’m not worthy of you. You’re like an immortal descended from the heavens—untouchable. And I’m just a mortal woman."
Damn!
Gu Qingfeng was impressed. This is the pinnacle of simp behavior!
Simping for the sake of simping, refusing even when the opportunity is right there—just happy to be by your side.
Gu Qingfeng lost patience. In her current state, if he told her to die for him, she’d probably do it without hesitation.
So he didn’t waste time.
......
The next day.
"AHHH!!"
"How could this happen?!"
"What did you do to me?!"
Gu Qingfeng was taken aback. What? The physique wore off already? That’s it?
He guessed it had something to do with Ling Fei'er’s expertise in charm techniques—and her nature as a Human-Demon.
Whatever. Losing one simp isn’t a big deal. I still came out ahead.
"Hey, hey, don’t flip this on me. You’re the one who—"
Ling Fei'er was in utter turmoil, memories of yesterday flooding back, mixing shame and fury.
After all these years of hunting, I got played by my own game!
"You—a grown man—actually learned charm techniques?! Have you no shame?!" she roared.
Gu Qingfeng wasn’t about to admit anything.
"What charm techniques? You’re the one who couldn’t resist my looks and took advantage of me! Now I’m tainted! Give me back my innocence!"
Ling Fei'er’s rage spiked, murderous intent flaring. As a Human-Demon, her demonic nature ran deep—she couldn’t stand such shameless words.
But after a moment, she relented. Gu Qingfeng couldn’t die—not when he was crucial to the Sword Demon’s plans.
After calming down, she decided to use this opportunity to fully ensnare him. Once she got the Demon Emperor’s Sword, she’d settle the score.
With that in mind, Ling Fei'er suddenly hugged her knees, burying her face and letting out a soft, pitiful sob.
"You’re such a bully! How could you take advantage of me?"
Gu Qingfeng remained unmoved. He knew she was trying to charm him again—but with his physique, he was immune.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
