"Uncle Gu~"
A deliberately drawn-out, coquettish voice rang in Gu Qingfeng's ears.
The soft and seductive tone could send shivers down any man's spine, like an electric current coursing through his body.
"You're so good to Fei'er~"
Ling Fei'er pressed closer, wrapping her arms around Gu Qingfeng's arm, her face adorned with an innocent, heartfelt smile as she spoke in that sugary tone.
Activating Charm Technique.
Ding!
Host attacked by the Human-Demon Ling Fei'er.
Charm Attribute +50,000 +50,000 +50,000 +...
Ding!
Charm Attribute has reached its limit. Congratulations, host has obtained [Charm Demon Physique]!
Holy sht!
Gu Qingfeng was stunned. Is the system this overpowered now?
Soon, information about the Charm Demon Physique flooded his mind.
Turns out, the Charm Demon Physique wasn’t gender-specific. This physique enhanced one’s allure, making them irresistible to the opposite sex even without actively using its power. Once activated, those with weak mental fortitude would likely fall head over heels, becoming utterly devoted and obedient—basically, love-struck simps.
In short: You’re doomed. You’ve fallen in love.
Of course, this physique had its flaws. Enslaving others through love wasn’t exactly stable—because love itself was unreliable.
After absorbing the information, Gu Qingfeng was ecstatic. This physique is fcking amazing!
Immediately, he unleashed a divine ability on Ling Fei'er.
Meanwhile, Ling Fei'er’s inner monologue went: Heh, no man in this world can resist me. You’re no excep—
Huh?
Why does Gu Qingfeng suddenly seem... different?
Different in a good way.
At that moment, Gu Qingfeng’s handsome features seemed to magnify endlessly in Ling Fei'er’s eyes, as if crashing straight into her heart. He practically glowed, the world around him turning monochrome while he remained in vivid color.
Even the air grew sweeter, infused with his scent—a blissful, intoxicating sensation.
Her heartbeat quickened uncontrollably, her face burning, her eyes shimmering like pools as she drowned in his gaze.
Without thinking, she reached out, her fingers lightly brushing his cheek.
"You’re so annoying," she murmured.
Gu Qingfeng blinked. Annoying? Did the physique fail?
Then Ling Fei'er continued, whispering, "Why did you have to look exactly like my type?"
Damn!
Cheesy pickup lines?!
Fck!
Gu Qingfeng sighed in relief. False alarm.
At the same time, he couldn’t hold back anymore. With a stunning beauty like this in front of him, who could resist?
Grabbing Ling Fei'er’s delicate hand, he asked, "Fei'er, do you like me?"
Ling Fei'er shook her head. "I don’t like you."
Gu Qingfeng: ???
Failed again?
"I love you."
Goddammit!
Who taught her this sht?!
"Then let’s start learning formations," he said.
Ling Fei'er’s eyes lit up eagerly, but then dimmed just as quickly.
"I’m not worthy of you. You’re like an immortal descended from the heavens—untouchable. And I’m just a mortal woman."
Damn!
Gu Qingfeng was impressed. This is the pinnacle of simp behavior!
Simping for the sake of simping, refusing even when the opportunity is right there—just happy to be by your side.
Gu Qingfeng lost patience. In her current state, if he told her to die for him, she’d probably do it without hesitation.
So he didn’t waste time.
......
The next day.
"AHHH!!"
"How could this happen?!"
"What did you do to me?!"
Gu Qingfeng was taken aback. What? The physique wore off already? That’s it?
He guessed it had something to do with Ling Fei'er’s expertise in charm techniques—and her nature as a Human-Demon.
Whatever. Losing one simp isn’t a big deal. I still came out ahead.
"Hey, hey, don’t flip this on me. You’re the one who—"
Ling Fei'er was in utter turmoil, memories of yesterday flooding back, mixing shame and fury.
After all these years of hunting, I got played by my own game!
"You—a grown man—actually learned charm techniques?! Have you no shame?!" she roared.
Gu Qingfeng wasn’t about to admit anything.
"What charm techniques? You’re the one who couldn’t resist my looks and took advantage of me! Now I’m tainted! Give me back my innocence!"
Ling Fei'er’s rage spiked, murderous intent flaring. As a Human-Demon, her demonic nature ran deep—she couldn’t stand such shameless words.
But after a moment, she relented. Gu Qingfeng couldn’t die—not when he was crucial to the Sword Demon’s plans.
After calming down, she decided to use this opportunity to fully ensnare him. Once she got the Demon Emperor’s Sword, she’d settle the score.
With that in mind, Ling Fei'er suddenly hugged her knees, burying her face and letting out a soft, pitiful sob.
"You’re such a bully! How could you take advantage of me?"
Gu Qingfeng remained unmoved. He knew she was trying to charm him again—but with his physique, he was immune.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
