Gu Qingfeng was immediately displeased when he saw Demon Pu leave without looking back.
He cursed, "Is this how you ask for a favor? Is this how you treat someone you need help from? You didn’t bring enough gifts, you didn’t even bother to sweet-talk me, and now you just walk away? If I actually help you with this, it’ll be a miracle. Just you wait, Demon Pu. On the day of the mission, I’ll definitely be too sleepy. As soon as it gets dark, I’m going to bed!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a faint shadow slowly solidified in front of Gu Qingfeng. It was Demon Pu.
"Well, well, if it isn’t Demon Pu. What brings you back?" Gu Qingfeng immediately put on a cheeky grin.
Demon Pu glared at Gu Qingfeng with a grim expression, gritting his teeth as he said, "Gu Qingfeng, don’t push your luck! The three treasures I gave you are all priceless. Are you still not satisfied?"
"Priceless? You’ve got some nerve saying that. That Heaven-rank Spirit Weapon has no offensive power at all—it’s purely for support. The Mad Demon Pill is highly dangerous, and the Small Teleportation Talisman is barely passable, but it can only be used three times. Are you trying to treat me like a beggar? Listen here, you’d better give me ten or eight more Heaven-rank Spirit Weapons, or I’ll definitely be sleeping that day."
Demon Pu trembled with rage. Ten or eight Heaven-rank Spirit Weapons? Did Gu Qingfeng think they were cabbages?
The greed and shamelessness of humans constantly shattered Demon Pu’s understanding of the world.
Damn Gu Qingfeng, damn humans! You vile, despicable, greedy parasites! One day, I’ll wipe you all out!
Demon Pu cursed inwardly.
But he didn’t dare to openly confront Gu Qingfeng. The man was a lunatic, and provoking a lunatic could lead to unpredictable chaos.
Moreover, the Blood Demon Lord had instructed him to try his best to meet Gu Qingfeng’s demands, as the plan took priority.
So, Demon Pu suppressed his anger and said, "Heaven-rank Spirit Weapons are extremely rare. I only have this one. Make a different demand."
Gu Qingfeng was a reasonable man. If someone didn’t have what he wanted, he wouldn’t force them.
So, he compromised and said, "Fine, I won’t ask for Heaven-rank Spirit Weapons anymore. How about this? Open your Qiankun Ring and let me take a look. I’ll pick something myself."
"Gu! Qing! Feng!" Demon Pu growled, enunciating each word. "Say that again!"
"Ahem," Gu Qingfeng cleared his throat, then spoke clearly and crisply, "Please open your Qiankun Ring and let me take a look."
The moment these words were spoken, the air seemed to freeze.
The atmosphere grew heavy, as if a volcano was on the verge of erupting.
Demon Pu’s eyes bore into Gu Qingfeng, his terrifying aura gathering around him like a brewing storm.
But Gu Qingfeng acted as if he didn’t notice and continued, "Hey, I even said ‘please.’ Don’t be ungrateful."
The scene fell into silence. One second, two seconds...
Suddenly, Demon Pu smiled, a sinister grin spreading across his face.
"Fine," he agreed.
"I’ll let you pick from my Qiankun Ring, but on one condition. If you agree to this condition, I’ll even give you the ring itself."
Gu Qingfeng was intrigued. "What condition?"
Demon Pu silently took out a parchment made of human skin and tossed it to Gu Qingfeng. "This is a Blood Oath of the Heavenly Demon. Swear on it that you will go to the third level of the Demon Suppression Prison on the day of the mission and devour the Blood Divine Son. Then, drip your blood on the parchment. Once the Blood Oath is made, breaking it will invoke the wrath of the Heavenly Demon. No one can escape its retribution."
The Blood Oath of the Heavenly Demon was a treasure Demon Pu had obtained from an ancient ruin. Its sole purpose was to allow one to make a vow under the witness of the Heavenly Demon. Breaking the vow would result in the Heavenly Demon’s retaliation, and no one, not even a divine-level expert, could withstand the consequences.
Such a treasure, if used correctly, could even surpass the value of a Heaven-rank Spirit Weapon.
Originally, Demon Pu hadn’t planned to use it on Gu Qingfeng. After all, the mission wasn’t difficult, and there were benefits to be gained. Even a fool would agree to it. But who could have expected to run into a greedy, unreasonable freak like Gu Qingfeng?
Demon Pu was left with no choice. If Gu Qingfeng decided to sleep through the mission again, the Blood Demon Lord would skin him alive.
Given Gu Qingfeng’s character, even if his demands were met this time, he would likely see it as an opportunity to exploit further and might intentionally fail the mission to extort more.
So, even though Demon Pu was reluctant, he had no choice but to use the Blood Oath on Gu Qingfeng.
"System, does the Heavenly Demon count as a demonic being?" Gu Qingfeng silently asked in his mind.
"Yes," the system replied coldly.
Gu Qingfeng felt reassured, even a little pleased.
If he broke the oath, wouldn’t that mean he could enjoy Demon Pu’s beating while also reaping benefits from the Heavenly Demon?
Demon Pu really is my lucky star!
Though he was inwardly delighted, Gu Qingfeng furrowed his brows and said with dissatisfaction, "What’s the meaning of this? Don’t you trust me?"
"No one dares to break the Blood Oath of the Heavenly Demon. If you truly intend to carry out the plan, you have nothing to fear from the Heavenly Demon’s retribution. So, signing it won’t affect you at all. Once you make the oath, the Qiankun Ring is yours."
Gu Qingfeng pretended to think it over, though he was secretly overjoyed.
After a moment, he said, "Then give me the Qiankun Ring first, and I’ll swear."
Demon Pu didn’t waste any words. He took off a black, ancient-looking ring from his finger, erased his spiritual mark, and tossed it to Gu Qingfeng. He wasn’t afraid of Gu Qingfeng going back on his word.
Gu Qingfeng caught the ring and immediately opened it, nearly blinded by the dazzling array of treasures inside.
Rich!
Unbelievably rich!
This was the accumulation of a Dragon Transformation Realm expert over hundreds of years. Countless rare materials, pills, spirit weapons, and even legendary treasures thought to be extinct filled the ring.
"Stop gawking and swear the oath," Demon Pu urged, his heart bleeding.
This was his entire fortune. Aside from a few crucial treasures he carried with him, everything else was in that ring, and now it was all in Gu Qingfeng’s hands.
But Demon Pu consoled himself. As long as Gu Qingfeng completed the mission and outlived his usefulness, everything would return to him. For now, he just had to play along.
Reluctantly, Gu Qingfeng closed the Qiankun Ring and began to swear the oath. After swearing, he dripped his blood onto the parchment.
Ever since obtaining the Black Dragon Immortal Body, Gu Qingfeng no longer needed to cut his finger to draw blood. The Black Dragon Immortal Body granted him ultra-rapid regeneration, limb regrowth, and even blood-based resurrection. His control over his body had reached a microscopic level, allowing him to force a drop of blood to seep out of his skin.
As soon as the blood touched the parchment, it erupted in a brilliant light, as if drawn by some invisible force. It slowly rose into the air before vanishing into the void.
At the same time, Gu Qingfeng felt an intangible thread connect to him, its other end extending into the void.
The thread had no physical form—it couldn’t be touched or felt, but its presence was unmistakable.
It was like a binding contract, or perhaps a curse. Anyone who broke the oath would suffer unimaginable consequences.

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”