Lin Feng woke up to find two slimes attacking his cheeks.
They had jumped out directly from his clothes.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Feng felt something was not right with the smell, and looked up to find he had sucked the wrong slime.
"Ro...Rosalind? How can it be you?"
He had thought it was Emily, but it turned out to be her instead.
If he remembered correctly, she should have been sitting next to him before he fell asleep. But when he woke up, she had inexplicably climbed on top of him.
Meanwhile, Yuna and Emily were inexplicably hugging each other for warmth.
Everyone was sleeping very soundly.
Rosalind was even occasionally talking in her sleep.
"We absolutely cannot... I hate humans..."
???
With one guess Lin Feng knew who the 'human' she was referring to was.
But that was unimportant.
The most important thing now was that she was lying on top of Lin Feng with her clothes all messed up, and the beautiful scenery had all been seen.
To avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, he decided to carefully help Rosalind tidy up her clothes.
The instant he touched her, Rosalind opened her eyes and met Lin Feng's gaze.
She did not react at first, and just rubbed her sleepy eyes.
But the chilly feeling still made her lower her head.
She stared at Lin Feng's hand, not saying anything.
"If I tell you this is all a coincidence, would you believe me?"
Rosalind silently tidied up her clothes, then said, "After all, at your age, it's normal to be interested in the opposite sex, I can understand you."
"......"
"I forgot that I happen to have some looks, and I haven't kept my distance from you. So I'm also partially responsible."
"???"
Lin Feng knew that there was no clearing his name after this slip up.
She had already decided in her heart that Lin Feng was a big pervert who would assault old aunties.
"What do you take me for?" Rosalind seemed a little angry, her brows furrowed, "Do I sleepwalk or something?"
"I don't know if you sleepwalk, but I do know you talk in your sleep."
As soon as he said this, Rosalind instantly deflated, her arrogant aura vanishing in an instant.
But after a few seconds, she cocked her hips arrogantly again: "Hmph, so what? You promised not to tell anyone."
Lin Feng chuckled lightly, revealing a meaningful smile.
He was an honest and trustworthy man.
But this girl was quite cocky, he would definitely find a chance to teach her a lesson in the future.
...
After traveling through the canyon for several days, they finally saw the scattered brown wooden houses at the bottom of the canyon.
"The dwarf settlement is just ahead. Later you guys..."
Before Lin Feng could finish speaking, dozens of dwarf militiamen wielding iron hammers charged out from all around, surrounding Lin Feng and the others amidst deafening roars.
The three beastkin girls raised their respective weapons, pointing them at the dwarves.
"Don't panic, put your weapons down."
The beastkin girls glanced at each other, with Yuna putting away her sword first. Rosalind and Emily looked at each other and also put away their bows.
Lin Feng walked a step forward, pointing at his own face towards the dwarves: "Have you forgotten me?"
The leading captain scrutinized Lin Feng closely, rubbing his red beard with his rough big hands.
After a few seconds, he said in slight frustration, "Rare to see a human get in here, but turns out it's you! What a buzzkill!"
Seeing this, the other militiamen also shook their heads before dispersing in unison, returning to their respective posts.
Seeing this scene, Rosalind looked at Lin Feng again: "They know you?"
In her impression, the relationship between dwarves and humans didn't seem that good. But Lin Feng seemed to be quite influential in the dwarves' territory.
This was a little unusual.
"I was here for a while before, helped them with some small favors."
"Bragging, you must have done the complete opposite, taking advantage of them as always." Emily looked askance at Lin Feng, then lightly punched him twice, "I'm right, aren't I?"
Lin Feng neither admitted nor denied it. He only felt that Emily was understanding him more and more.
"Alright, stop guessing. Follow me."
Along the way, they encountered many dwarves.
Seeing a human passing by, most of them would murmur something.
"How did the human get in?"
"Use his skull as a bowl!"
"It's him, watch your mouth."
"Isn't this the guy Ruby's daughter likes?"
All the way, Rosalind's ears pricked up, eavesdropping unabashedly on the dwarves' conversations.
This made her even more certain that Lin Feng was definitely not an ordinary person.
He at least had quite a reputation among the dwarves.
Could he be a hidden big shot? Wow...
Lin Feng smelled the scent of wine.
He looked towards the tavern by the roadside.
Several burly dwarf men were sprawled haphazardly on the ground, looking extremely indecent.
These guys really were addicted to drinking.
Thinking of wine, a wicked idea popped into Lin Feng's mind.
"Can you guys drink alcohol?" He looked back at the beastkin girls. He suddenly had some strange thoughts.
Emily scratched her furry rabbit ears, speaking somewhat puzzledly, "Shouldn't only men drink that stuff?"
"I heard humans have a habit of drinking, while we only drink a little wine during rituals." Yuna blinked and also spoke.
That was interesting.
When the time came, get them drunk senseless, and then... cough cough! See what they look like when drunk.
"The dwarves are highly skilled at brewing. You have to try some later, or this trip would be wasted." Lin Feng looked deliberately at Emily and Yuna, "After getting the gear, I'll bring you to drink your fill."
I must see what drunk beastkin girls taste like!
"Since Master says so, I'll take a sip later."
"Females can drink too? Doesn't seem appropriate. But since it's your request, I'll drink some this time."
Seeing the beastkin girls fall into his trap, he sinisterly smiled.
After walking past the tavern some distance, Lin Feng stopped in front of a wooden house.
The clanging of iron could be heard from within, and white smoke billowed from the chimney.
He took a deep breath and glanced around.
Still the same as he remembered.
Lin Feng knocked on the wooden door, and an irritable voice instantly came from inside the house.
"Don't you know the rules? No one can disturb my forging! Masha! Bring me my axe, I'm going to teach this bastard a lesson!"
Lin Feng helplessly sighed, then said to the puzzled beastkin girls behind him, "This uncle has always had this temper, don't worry."
Then he cleared his throat and shouted loudly, "Uncle Ruby, it's me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, light footsteps sounded inside the house.
The wooden door opened to reveal a red-haired dwarf girl. She had a smile on her face.
She was shorter than Lin Feng by a head, but her figure was not as stout and bulky as other dwarves. Instead she was quite slender and graceful, though a little lacking in the chest area.
"Masha? It's been two years, you've become even prettier."
"Ah... you came to see me!" Masha hopped happily twice, but seeing the beastkin girls behind, her joy instantly vanished by more than half.
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
