Early morning.
Lin Feng suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at Yuna in his arms, then looked out the window.
Damn, he had planned to make his move after she fell asleep last night, but he was the one who dozed off first!
He couldn't help it, holding something soft, fragrant and furry was just so soothing it made him drowsy.
He had loved hugging things to sleep since he was little.
When he was young he would hug a pillow, and as he grew older he would hug girls.
He didn't think it was a problem before, but after this time, he figured he should break this bad habit.
While she was still asleep, he should take advantage of the situation as much as possible.
Lin Feng put an arm around Yuna's waist and pulled her tightly against him.
Despite her fit physique, she still felt soft in his embrace.
He took a deep breath.
No doggy smell, just the floral scent of her shower gel.
"Mmm... wuu wuu..."
Yuna mumbled in her sleep, twisted around and pressed her cheek against Lin Feng's chest, wrapping both arms tightly around him.
"Just once..."
As soon as she uttered those words, her arms suddenly exerted great strength.
Beastmen were very strong. She was squeezing Lin Feng so hard he found it a little hard to breathe.
"No... I still hate it so much... Master, I don't want to..."
???
Upon closer look, her face was all red from holding her breath.
It seemed she was having a wonderful dream.
Shortly after, Yuna's body shuddered violently before she opened her groggy eyes.
Their eyes met.
"Master..."
"Good morning. Looks like you were having a nice dream," Lin Feng said with an impish grin, involuntarily relishing the softness he had felt earlier.
He would like to give it another squeeze if he had the chance.
Yuna stared blankly for a moment before sitting up slowly, still immersed in her dream.
After slapping herself awake, she finally regained her senses.
Then she scrambled out of the blanket as if making an escape, lowered her head to check her body.
But afraid that Lin Feng might spot something amiss, she rushed into the bathroom.
After a while, she charged out and fixed her eyes intensely on Lin Feng. She looked rather agitated. "Master, you didn't do anything weird to me, did you?"
Lin Feng swallowed hard.
He only took a little advantage. It was negligible.
"Don't worry. I'm a gentleman. How could I take advantage of a sleeping beast-eared girl?" Lin Feng blinked innocently as he lied through his teeth.
"Really?" Yuna asked between sobs, her eyes instantly welling up with tears.
"What... why are you crying?" Lin Feng quickly pulled her into his arms and used his sleeve to wipe her tears.
He hated seeing girls cry the most.
Maybe he should just tell the truth. Yuna had a big heart anyway. She definitely wouldn't mind such trivial matters.
After all, it wasn't like he hadn't taken advantage before. Last time she only struggled a little without kicking up a big fuss.
"I watched you sleep just now and found you so cute I couldn't resist giving your butt a squeeze," Lin Feng admitted honestly with a wink, involuntarily reminiscing the sensation he felt.
He would like to give it another squeeze if he had the chance.
"Just that?" Yuna asked with a choked sob. With a nose full of snot and tears she looked a pitiful sight.
Lin Feng nodded.
"But..."
She bit hard on her lower lip, her shoulders trembling slightly.
Yuna didn't know if Lin Feng was telling the truth.
"Then why..."
She couldn't bring herself to say it out.
Yuna grabbed all the blankets and wrapped herself tightly in them.
Seeing her shy reactions, Lin Feng instantly understood what the issue was - it must have had to do with her dream.
"What were you dreaming about just now?"
Yuna stiffened up in panic, her eyes darting sideways.
Lin Feng chuckled roguishly.
"No dreams?"
"Ah!" Yuna suddenly screamed and threw herself at Lin Feng, covering his mouth. "Don't say anymore!"
"Alright, I won't say it."
With the answer she wanted, Yuna got off of Lin Feng.
"To think that I, a man, have to teach a girl these things. This is such a pain," Lin Feng said.
[Quest Update: Give Yuna some knowledge. Huge relationship rewards available.]
Since the system has issued a quest, Lin Feng would have to dig deep into his trove of knowledge.
"Let me give you some science..."
Yuna looked at him disdainfully. "No need!"
Although she declined verbally, her ears still perked up obediently.
At first she just listened silently to Lin Feng's impromptu lesson, but later when it got to useful stuff, she started to respond to show her understanding.
The whispers of the devil had opened up a whole new world to Yuna.
When it ended, Yuna looked at Lin Feng differently.
[Quest Completed. Relationship rewards have been granted.]
Lin Feng was overjoyed. At this rate, it would only be a matter of time before he bags this one.
"From now on, I'll call you Teacher Lin," she said coyly behind one hand, blushing. "Why does Master know so much when he is a boy?"
Yuna found the man before her increasingly unfathomable - he knew things he should know, and understood stuff he shouldn't. Simply put, he just knew everything.
"My ex-girlfriend told me. Also, there's this thing called Baidu where I come from. It knows everything." Lin Feng grabbed Yuna's shoulders earnestly. "If there's anything you don't understand, feel free to ask me. I'll be happy to enlighten you."
"Ex-girlfriend?" Yuna picked up on a key term. Her wolf ears pricked up warily.
"Does Master already have a mate?"
Lin Feng quickly waved his hands. He couldn't afford to scare away the duck that he almost had in hand. "Ex-girlfriend. Not current. I'm currently single."
"Have you done that..."
Lin Feng smiled awkwardly.
The wolf's questions were always so piercing.
But since he intended this to be a long-term development, it would be best to just tell her the truth.
Moreover, if he were to claim that they were boyfriend and girlfriend but never got intimate, who would actually believe that?
"Three meals a day, with action before, during and after every meal, not missing any slot."
Yuna froze for a moment, before responding sarcastically, "Humans really live up to their reputation."
No wonder he would unabashedly and unfailingly take advantage of her whenever he could. So he was already experienced.
"Feeling better now?"
"A little. It's all thanks to Master always being so indecent that I got a huge shock." Yuna grumbled softly, throwing a punch at Lin Feng. "But I have to say, I'm surprised that Master managed to hold back. That was unexpected."
Lin Feng chuckled.
That had caught him by surprise too.
If he hadn't accidentally fallen asleep while hugging Yuna last night, would she still be sitting there prim and proper right now?
He would have had his way with her long ago!
He must seize this rare, perfect opportunity. Who knew when he would get such a great chance again? He truly hoped the sisters would not make up any time soon.
[Host, you must not think that way. Quickly help the sisters reconcile.]
Since the system says so...
"Later when we go out, try to coax Yu Li. You're sisters. Just say sorry, hug it out, and everything will be fine like it used to. She actually wants to play with you very much. You're the silly one who ignores her," Lin Feng poked her forehead.
Yuna suddenly fell silent.
After a long while, she nodded perfunctorily.

iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.

world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”