“Who's prettier between her and me?” Rosa Linda asked with her hands on her hips, yelling at Lin Feng.
She was planning to look for Lin Feng to do naughty things after taking a shower, but when she got to the living room, she saw the two of them hugging each other. She became upset instantly.
Lin Feng stared at her, not knowing how to answer for a moment. But his biological instincts told him that he should say the right thing to the right people at this time.
After thinking for a bit, he answered indifferently: “Do you even need to ask? Of course you're prettier. I love beast-eared girls the most.”
Rosa Linda crossed her arms, squinting at Lin Feng: “Don't believe you.”
“Everything I said is true.”
“Then why did you enjoy it so much just now? You were smiling from ear to ear.”
???
Lin Feng carefully recalled.
Did he smile at that time?
He couldn't remember.
“Look, you're tilting your head thinking again. I must be right! You enjoyed it immensely just now. If I had come 5 minutes later, you would have finished!” Rosa Linda yelled at Lin Feng while pointing at his nose.
Five minutes?
It would take at least an hour.
“What you said is too far-fetched. We were just hugging. We haven't gotten to the point of rekindling our old relationship yet...”
“Bullshit! Yesterday... No, you two started in the daytime. Those looks were like secret signals, giving off electricity to each other.” Rosa Linda jumped into Lin Feng's arms, yelling coyly, “You're not allowed to fool around anymore! I'm already enough!”
While dealing with her, Lin Feng also had to carefully hold her to prevent her from bumping into things: “Be careful of your belly.”
“What's good about humans? Or does the flower at home smell worse than the flowers in the wild? You jerk.” Rosa Linda was so anxious that she bit Lin Feng directly.
The two rabbits at home don't get along well with Kandis.
Although they look fine on the surface, they are always competing in secret.
“She's a good woman. She has never bullied beastmen or looked down on beastmen. Don't keep targeting her.”
“I'm not targeting her! I'm just protecting what's mine!” Rosa Linda hugged Lin Feng even tighter, “She's so pretty. If you two get back together someday, you'll definitely dote on her only.”
“Bullshit! Could she be half as pretty as you? Even though you're so pretty, I don't dote on you exclusively either.” Lin Feng winked at her.
It didn't take long for Rosa Linda to be fooled.
Of course, Lin Feng didn't lie either.
No matter what, he would never show favoritism, after all, he had to take good care of everyone after taking them in. That was the promise he had made to them before.
“Really?”
Since Rosa Linda got pregnant, she had become very well-behaved and easy to handle.
In the past, she would have definitely jumped up yelling liar, and then systematically laid out her own analysis.
But now, she still looked at Lin Feng dubiously and asked if he was telling the truth.
“If you dare to show favoritism in the future, I will... bite your waist!” Rosa Linda said very seriously.
The murderous aura made Lin Feng subconsciously cover his waist.
“I know, I know.”
Rosa Linda gave a soft snort. Supporting herself with Lin Feng’s shoulders, she changed her mood: “Next... it's time to do naughty things.”
Lin Feng let Yuna hold Rosa Linda to sleep, then she rushed downstairs to play with Kandis.
After searching around for a while, she found her in the kitchen.
She was scrubbing potatoes with a brush.
“Yo, cooking?”
Kandis threw the potatoes in the basin and put her hands on her hips, looking at Lin Feng: “The three people in this family who can cook best are busy playing. The remaining two can't cook, so I have to cook myself!”
“Then let me help.”
“No thanks. I remember when we were dating, you said the same thing to me. As a result, I got f**ked in the kitchen all day, and didn't even get to cook the meal properly.” Kandis distanced herself from him a little.
Lin Feng shrugged.
It was too long ago that he couldn't remember.
Since he couldn't remember, then it never happened.
“Then just cook it yourself. Watching you clumsily cook should be fine, right?” Lin Feng leaned against the kitchen door frame, staring at Kandis, “Do you know how to make the kind of stuff Rosa Linda and Yuna love to eat?”
“I took a quick look at the recipe before. The steps are super simple.” Kandis skillfully started prepping, “Stop staring at me all the time. It makes me uncomfortable.”
Lin Feng nodded and continued to squint to appreciate her curves.
He felt she was even more graceful than before.
Since that’s the case...
Lin Feng decisively locked the door behind him.
Hearing the locking sound, Kandis immediately became vigilant and glanced back at Lin Feng with the spatula in her hand.
“Let me help you since you’re so clumsy.”
As he gradually approached, Kandis panicked: “What are you doing? I'll scream!”
“Why are you so nervous? Isn't this just a confidentiality measure to prevent leakage of private recipes?”
“You better mean it! I know you well. I can tell when you’re up to no good just by looking at your butt!” Kandis backed up a few steps like a shivering little white rabbit. “Don't cross the line!”
Although she said that, she still agreed to let Lin Feng stand behind her.
The two washed vegetables together, the big hand holding the small hand.
“I give up. I can wash them myself. With you causing trouble, it will just take longer to finish, right?” Kandis slowed down while washing, a little absent-minded.
“Then just wash them yourself. I want to hug you again.”
Kandis' face turned red. She turned to push Lin Feng away: “Shameless! Didn't you already hug me when you first came back? Go away!”
“Hug again.”
Kandis swallowed and said in a hopeful tone: “Then... just this once!”
"Why is the food still not ready? I'm a little hungry."
Emily poked her head in.
Seeing it was almost noon but still no smell of food.
At this time, Lin Feng was washing potatoes, while Kandis was leaning against the wooden wall watching him wash.
"It's been so long, why are you still washing potatoes?"
"There's a lot of mud on these potatoes. You have to scrub them carefully." Lin Feng picked up a black potato and showed it to Emily.
"In that case, hurry up."
She had walked two steps when she suddenly realized something didn't seem right.
Emily returned to the kitchen and carefully observed their every move.
Something was wrong indeed.
The atmosphere was strange...
And this woman's face, why was it so red?
She sniffed hard.
There were all kinds of smells in the kitchen, she could only smell a faint earthy smell.
Get closer! Closer!
Soon, her face was pressed against Kandis' butt.
"What are you doing?" Kandis turned to dodge, but was still sniffed by Emily.
"You two..."
Although Lin Feng looked calm on the surface, he was sweating bullets inside.
Emily suddenly shouted: “Beastman lover!”
Then she dragged Lin Feng upstairs to reprimand him.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
