"Nothing to laugh about here," Yi Feng said with a smile.
He raised his wine cup toward Qin Nan before downing it in one go.
Life was good.
Even at death's door, having someone like Qin Nan by his side was more than enough.
"Though I must trouble Brother Yi to prepare my funeral sooner rather than later," Qin Nan said with a bitter chuckle. "That earlier seal drained half my strength. I reckon I’ve only got seven days left with you."
As he spoke, he tilted his head back and emptied his cup.
One cup turned into three in quick succession.
The strong liquor flushed Qin Nan’s cheeks, his frail frame trembling slightly. Unbidden tears welled in his reddened eyes.
"Don’t laugh, Brother Yi, but… I’m terrified of death."
He poured himself another drink, as if trying to drown his fear in alcohol, his voice thick with emotion. "I truly admire you—how fearless you are, how calm and composed in the face of death."
"I… I can’t be like you. Because I don’t want to die. Not at all."
Qin Nan clenched his fists, his pale face twisted with resentment.
He was the young master of the Qin family.
The top genius among the younger generation in the Heavenly Domain.
A future Saint in the making.
His potential was limitless. To die like this—miserably, pointlessly—how could he accept it?
"Ah…"
Yi Feng sighed softly, unsure what to say. He could only pat Qin Nan’s shoulder in silent comfort.
Perhaps Qin Nan’s shifting demeanor seemed contradictory to others.
But to Yi Feng, it only made him more real.
This was what it meant to be human.
Alive.
In the face of death, what difference did it make whether one was mortal or cultivator?
Night deepened, yet the two kept drinking.
Another day passed…
The massive ship held only them.
A sea breeze swept by, making the crimson flag atop the mast flutter wildly—as if recounting tales of its past glory, how it once braved storms and ruled the Heavenly Domain.
Wine bottles clattered to the deck, shattering unnoticed as the two remained slumped over the table, lost in conversation.
Qin Nan recounted his life’s story to Yi Feng.
His youthful naivety and awkwardness.
The thrilling adventures of his wandering days.
How a few reckless friends led him astray, leaving him with a few beloved wives now waiting on some distant island.
Yi Feng listened without interruption.
Though he had lived two lives, he couldn’t fully grasp Qin Nan’s emotions.
Even if he, too, was nearing his end, his death wasn’t truly permanent.
So he chose to be a silent witness.
Time slipped by unnoticed…
The perpetually gloomy sky suddenly broke, casting a sliver of sunset glow across the table, painting everything in warm hues.
Yi Feng refilled his cup and drained it.
Fine wine, fine tales… yet twilight loomed.
Eventually, Qin Nan’s energy waned. He slid under the table, hugging a leg tightly as light snores escaped him.
Yi Feng left him be. Staggering to his feet with the wine pot, he took a swig with every unsteady step toward the bow.
By the time he reached the edge, the pot was empty. He shook it once, then tossed it into the sea, where it vanished with a tiny splash.
Hands behind his back, he gazed into the distance.
The dying light stretched his shadow long across the deck…
A strange sensation prickled at him.
Something far away seemed to be waiting.
Odd.
Very odd.
After the emotional highs and lows, with nothing left unsaid, Qin Nan seemed to have found peace.
He no longer counted the days.
Instead, he embraced these final moments—carefree, savoring every second.
The two lounged on deck chairs, fishing rods in hand.
A tug on the line made Yi Feng reel in swiftly.
A foot-long, unnamed fish, its scales shimmering green, flopped onto the deck with a wet smack.
"Go on. Cook," Yi Feng said, smirking.
"Ugh, again? Can’t I win just once?" Qin Nan groaned in protest.
"No backing out. Whoever doesn’t catch anything cooks," Yi Feng pointed at him. "Your turn."
"Come on, I’ve cooked every meal so far!" Qin Nan scowled. "When do I get to taste your cooking?"
"Then catch something," Yi Feng retorted.
"Fine! New rule—whoever hooks the first fish is off kitchen duty," Qin Nan declared, shamelessly rewriting the rules.
"Alright, one last chance."
Qin Nan perked up like an excited puppy, eyes laser-focused on the float.
Finally, it bobbed.
"Hah! Victory is mine this time, Brother Yi!"
He yanked the rod up eagerly—
Only for the red-scaled fish to slip free just above the water.
"Wha—?!"
Qin Nan deflated like a punctured balloon, slumping back into his chair.
"Can’t blame me now. You had your shot," Yi Feng said lazily, effortlessly reeling in another half-foot catch.
Qin Nan stared, dumbfounded.
"Well? Get moving," Yi Feng barked.
"…Fine."
Muttering under his breath, Qin Nan grabbed both fish and slunk toward the kitchen.
Days blurred together.
They fished, played chess, drank, talked nonsense, or passed out drunk on the deck.
Time lost meaning. Day or night made no difference.
Freed from the pressures of rivalry and family, Qin Nan embraced his newfound liberty—often sprinting naked across the ship, much to Yi Feng’s disgust.
"How many days has it been?" Yi Feng asked.
"Dunno. Three? Four?" Qin Nan waved a hand dismissively, engrossed in fishing. "Who cares?"
"But shouldn’t I be feeling death’s approach by now?"
"You’ve got ages left. Worry after I’m gone," Qin Nan said, plucking at his leg hair as the fish ignored his bait.
"Right."
More days slipped by.
Lazing on his chair while petting a snail, Yi Feng turned to Qin Nan. "So? How many days now? Shouldn’t you be dead?"
Qin Nan, struggling with a chess puzzle Yi Feng had set, paused. "Huh. Didn’t keep track. Maybe a day or two left?"
"You’re hopeless. Can’t even count days?" Yi Feng scowled.
"Like you did any better!" Qin Nan shot back indignantly.
"Just figure it out. How long’s it been?"
"Ugh, what’s the point? Seven days is seven days. When it’s time, I’ll die," Qin Nan grumbled.
Seeing Yi Feng's insistence, Qin Nan had no choice but to say, "Alright, let me check the seal consumption of the Four Directions Array Box. That should tell us how many days have passed."
As he spoke, Qin Nan flipped his palm, and the faintly glowing Four Directions Array Box appeared in his hand.
"Ah!"
The next moment, Qin Nan let out a sharp cry.
"What's wrong with you?" Yi Feng was startled and scolded, "What are you screaming for, you scared the hell out of me!"
"Y-Y-Y-Yi Feng, th-th-this isn't right," Qin Nan stammered, his body trembling with disbelief. "It's been sixteen days!"
"What the—?!"
Yi Feng nearly toppled off his reclining chair. He jumped to his feet, staring at Qin Nan in stunned silence.

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”