"Awesome."
"Then I’ll become the most evil person in the world."
Inspired by Lu Benwei, Su Yu'er instantly found her life's purpose.
"Brother Lu, you're amazing."
Su Yu'er said joyfully, "You’ve helped me so much. How can I thank you?"
"Thank me, huh…"
Lu Benwei propped his chin on his hand, sizing up Su Yu'er.
This girl was the first one he genuinely liked without any impure thoughts, so he wasn’t sure what kind of repayment he wanted.
Just as he was about to say it was nothing, Doggy's head popped over.
With a sideways glance, Doggy said lightly, "Bro, a girl, a girl! This little fish is around seventeen or eighteen, so she must have plenty of good friends."
Hearing this, Lu Benwei shivered.
"Ahem, little fish, since you insist on thanking me, do you have any attractive female friends? Like, uh…"
As he spoke, Lu Benwei raised his hands and gestured in front of his chest.
The meaning was crystal clear.
"My friends?"
Su Yu'er blinked, somewhat confused. "Brother Lu, what do you want my friends for?"
"Don’t ask unnecessary questions! My big bro loves to help people, especially women," Doggy shouted from the side. "So calling your friends over is to give them opportunities, of course!"
"Oh!"
Su Yu'er nodded in sudden understanding.
Biting her little fang, she raised her fist and said, "Brother Lu, don’t worry. I’ll call all my good friends over, every single one of them. If they don’t come, I’ll trick them into coming!"
"Good, good, such a good kid."
Lu Benwei grinned, unable to resist patting Su Yu'er's head. "Little fish, I’ve decided you’re my little sister now. Remember, if you ever have any trouble, just come to me. I’ll take care of it!"
"Okay, thank you, big bro. I’ll head back now, and when I return, I’ll bring my friends with me."
With that, Su Yu'er picked up a torch and walked out of the black mist.
Yunjie Sect.
When Su Yu'er returned, the entire upper echelon of the sect breathed a sigh of relief.
With such a major upheaval in the black mist, they had feared something might have happened to her.
For them, Su Yu'er’s safe return was all that mattered.
"Little fish, you were gone for so long. You didn’t run into any dangerous demons, did you?"
Guan Ling, the sect leader, couldn’t help but ask with concern.
"Danger? What danger? Pfft!"
Su Yu'er scoffed, "Even if I did run into those trashy things, so what?"
She glanced at a nearby chair and sprawled out in a half-reclined position, lazily saying,
Su Yu'er’s words left everyone in the room stunned, exchanging glances.
Since when had this girl become so arrogant?
However, Guan Ling and the others didn’t dwell on it too much, as she was their most beloved junior disciple. Instead, Guan Ling brought out a sword shimmering with a faint blue light.
"Look, little fish, the Blue Maple Sword. It’s the one you always wanted. Your master managed to get it for you," Guan Ling said with a smile, already picturing Su Yu'er’s delighted expression.
However, Su Yu'er only glanced at it sideways.
"Master, don’t bother trying to cheer me up with this junk anymore. I’m not interested in this stuff."
Su Yu'er lazily lay on the recliner, patting her belly through her clothes.
"You all need to remember, these trashy things are useless. The only thing that’s truly valuable is spirit crystals."
"Raise your standards, understand? Broaden your horizons."
"Besides, I’m going to be the most evil person in the world."
"Oh, and by the way, about the demonic creatures disappearing from the Giant Demon Plains—that was my doing. Yeah, that’s it. This girl’s going to take a nap now…"
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【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
