After leaving the room, Yi Feng rushed directly to the toilet.
It was an immense relief.
"Ah!"
"That feels good."
"Why do I keep having stomach cramps today, and it's endless? It must be the unclean food from this restaurant," Yi Feng complained while squatting over the toilet.
However, the faces of the two women left in the room grew increasingly ugly.
At this moment, the combined effects of the two drugs were rushing directly to their heads. Their bodies grew hot and sweaty, their jade feet stomped the floor, and their jade hands couldn't help but claw at the table.
"Sir...when is he coming back?"
Mao Yun'er gritted her teeth and asked with difficulty.
"I...I don't know either."
Yao Ling'er was also extremely uncomfortable. These drugs worked the same on cultivators and mortals alike. She felt like if she didn't find an outlet soon, she would burst.
Just then, Mao Yun'er suddenly pounced on her, grabbing her arm tightly.
"Get...get away from me!" Yao Ling'er yelled angrily, but looking at Mao Yun'er, as soon as the words left her mouth, her red lips pressed against Mao Yun'er's.
In that moment...
The two women were burning with passion.
"I'm back!"
Finally, Yi Feng returned leisurely from the bathroom. Pushing open the door, he saw the two entwined figures.
He stood rooted to the spot in shock.
"Holy shit."
"Lesbians!"
"Sorry for disturbing, goodbye."
Having said that, Yi Feng turned to leave.
"Sir..."
"It's not what it looks like, let us explain..."
Seeing this, the two women's faces changed dramatically. They wanted to chase after him and explain, but the drugs in their systems prevented them from taking action. They could only watch helplessly as the door slammed shut.
After leaving the room, Yi Feng shook his head with a complicated expression.
He didn't expect these two girls, who had seemed decent enough, to be like this behind closed doors.
He couldn't accept it, he really couldn't accept this.
Shaking his head, Yi Feng left the place. Before leaving, he didn't forget to hang the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door.
The night quickly passed.
Yi Feng went home to catch up on sleep, then continued lying in the yard playing with his dog.
"Pfft!"
At the Pingjiang Chamber of Commerce, Mao Lin who sat at the head spat out a mouthful of old blood. Trembling, he pointed at Mao Yun'er and asked, "You, you, not only did you fail, you also lost an invaluable copper coin, and in the end got slept by a woman?"
Mao Yun'er's eyes were red from crying as she cowered on the ground, nodding her head limply.
She had never imagined that her first time...
Would be with a woman.
...
"What?!"
At the same time, Ning Xuanwu of the Xuanwu Sect flew into a rage. Pointing at Yao Ling'er before him, he asked hoarsely, "Are you saying your only accomplishment this time was sleeping with a woman?"
Yao Ling'er's expression was complicated. She bit her lips and knelt on the ground, not even daring to breathe loudly.
"Then what about my Twin Star Dark Blades?" Ning Xuanwu questioned further.
"Lost..." Yao Ling'er's voice was barely a whisper.
As soon as she spoke, Ning Xuanwu slumped onto his chair. In his raging anger, his thick palms punched his own chest again and again as he spit out mouthfuls of blood.
"Calm down, Sect Leader, calm down!"
"Sect Leader, please calm down!"
Seeing this, Ning Xuanwu's followers were terrified. They all knelt on the ground calling out.
After a long time, Ning Xuanwu finally pointed at Yao Ling'er and said tremblingly, "You...go reflect at Xuanwu Cliff for one year. Don't come out for a year."
...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
+ Slow Paced + Main Character Thrives Together with His Disciples】 Transmigrated into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakens a discipleship system that reveals the tags of his disciples! Starting from scratch, he builds the strongest sect. Disciple One: Li Yingling 【Gold Tag: Genius Cultivator】【Purple Tag: Extremely Lucky】【Blue Tag: Bewitchingly Beautiful】 Disciple Two: Li Hangtian 【Gold Tag: Reincarnated】【Purple Tag: Ruthless and Decisive】【Blue Tag: Loyal and Noble】 Disciple Three: ??? 【Orange Tag: Alluring Demoness】【???】【???】 Thus, in the cultivation world, an unremarkable little sect appears out of nowhere, but little do others know that each member of this sect is a powerhouse in their own right. The book is also known as: Cultivation? It's Exactly Like This!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
