This Kind of Thing Is Absolutely Impossible

Lin Youwei and the others were completely dumbfounded.

"Look, I already told you he’s just a person, but you didn’t believe me. I heard him speaking earlier," the man who had spoken before jumped up and shouted.

This immediately earned him a collective eye-roll from Lin Youwei and the others.

At this point, did they really need him to point that out?

Obviously.

They had all heard the voice that had just echoed through the air.

This made everyone’s nerves tighten to the breaking point.

They never could have imagined that in the heart of the infamous Tianlan Mountains, a mysterious figure would actually appear.

And judging by the speed at which he was flying, he was likely ridiculously powerful.

"Wait a minute!"

At that moment, one of the True Immortal experts seemed to catch onto something important and suddenly exclaimed, "What did that person in the sky just say? Something about going to Array Heaven City... to take a dump?"

As soon as he mentioned it, the others immediately recalled it as well.

"I think I heard the same thing," another person chimed in. "But isn’t Array Heaven City our territory, the city we set out from?"

"Yeah, Array Heaven City is millions of miles away. Who would travel millions of miles just to take a dump?"

"And why would someone so powerful even need to take a dump?"

Everyone stared at each other, utterly bewildered.

One by one, their gazes turned to Lin Youwei, who was leading the group. After all, she was known for her meticulous thinking.

"Uh..."

Lin Youwei furrowed her brows tightly.

Although she had also heard something about going to Array Heaven City to take a dump, she still found it hard to believe.

Leaving aside the question of why someone so powerful would need to take a dump, even if he did, why would he travel millions of miles to Array Heaven City?

By the time he got there, would he even be able to hold it in?

"Maybe we misheard?" Lin Youwei murmured. "He was flying at such a high altitude, and the sound was traveling so fast. What he said and what we heard might be completely different."

The others nodded in agreement.

That had to be it.

Who in their right mind would cross half of the Tianlan Mountains just to take a dump in Array Heaven City?

That seemed to be the only plausible explanation.

However.

Just as they were thinking this, the same person "whooshed" past them again, returning from the direction he had come from, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Ah, that dump felt amazing."

"Now, let’s head to Barren City for lunch. The food there suits my taste better..."

The intermittent voice echoed from the sky once more, and the group, who had just started to calm down, was stunned all over again.

They stared at each other, their eyes wide with shock.

Some even started trembling, and a few couldn’t help but slap themselves in the face.

They must have misheard.

They absolutely must have misheard.

That’s what everyone thought, and they were certain of it.

Who in the world could travel from here to Array Heaven City and back in just a quarter of an hour, all while taking a dump in between?

That was just insane.

And now he was talking about crossing the entire Tianlan Mountains to have lunch in Barren City?

It was already noon!

"This is absolutely impossible!!! We must have misheard. Let’s not dwell on this anymore and focus on our mission," Lin Youwei said, seeing the stunned expressions on everyone’s faces. "We need to stay focused and continue our journey. Let’s finish our task and return as soon as possible."

"However, no matter what, this person is undoubtedly ridiculously powerful. And since we can’t tell if he’s friend or foe, we need to be even more cautious from now on."

Lin Youwei spoke with utmost seriousness.

"Understood!"

Everyone knew the importance of their mission and nodded solemnly, preparing to continue their journey.

But just as they were about to move.

A chilling aura suddenly enveloped them, and an overwhelming pressure descended from all directions.

In an instant.

A tingling sensation spread across their scalps.

Lin Youwei and the others immediately went on high alert, quickly forming a tight circle with their backs to each other. Under such immense pressure, cold sweat began to drip down their foreheads.

The pressure was simply too overwhelming.

If it were to turn hostile, they wouldn’t stand a chance. Their only option would be to flee.

In this tense atmosphere.

The surroundings became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

At the same time, everyone’s eyes were fixed on the forest ahead.

Because they could sense that the source of this immense pressure was coming from that direction.

Closer...

Their nerves were stretched to the limit.

Closer still...

It was about to appear...

Their legs began to tremble, their mouths dry, and many of them pulled out their trump cards, gripping them tightly in their hands.

The sound of their heartbeats was deafening.

Finally.

The bushes parted.

A small white rabbit hopped out, bouncing cheerfully.

???

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What the hell?

A little white rabbit?

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