"We're all family here, no need to be so formal," Lu Qingshan said with a smile.
"Thank you, Senior."
Jiang Zhi gratefully said, "I'm sure both seniors heard our conversation earlier. My enemy will likely have a Mid-level Immortal Artifact for protection, so I'd like to humbly request if you could lend me one or two Mid-level Immortal Artifacts. I'll return them once I've dealt with this matter."
Hearing this, Lu Qingshan and Wu Yonghong exchanged glances.
Their expressions showed some difficulty.
Seeing this, Jiang Zhi's face revealed a bitter smile.
Of course. After all, these were Mid-level Immortal Artifacts. Why would anyone lend them out for no reason? She had been too naive.
So she quickly explained, "I was just asking. If it's inconvenient for you seniors to lend them, it's perfectly fine. Please don't worry about it."
"Oh my, little girl, that's not what we mean," Lu Qingshan explained. "It's not that we're unwilling to lend you Mid-level Immortal Artifacts, it's just that we can't produce such garbage items."
"That's right, young lady."
Wu Yonghong also explained from the side, "In our Heaven and Earth Sect, Mid-level Immortal Artifacts are such trash that even dogs wouldn't use them. We really can't produce such things!"
Dogs?
Even dogs wouldn't use them?
Jiang Zhi stood there, her beautiful eyes wide, her lips twitching.
Her expression frozen in shock.
This...
Was this even human talk?
For a moment, she couldn't find words to describe her inner turmoil.
"So we really can't offer Mid-level Immortal Artifacts, but if you're willing, take a few top-tier Immortal Artifacts instead!" Lu Qingshan said.
Hearing this, Jiang Zhi was too excited to speak.
How could she possibly refuse?
With tears of joy, she said, "Thank you both, seniors. I'll definitely return them after I've taken my revenge."
"No need for such formality."
"We're all Master's people after all."
Lu Qingshan smiled gently and opened his Storage Ring.
With a whoosh.
Over three hundred different top-tier Immortal Artifacts appeared before them, including everything from swords and spears to pots and pans.
Seeing this, Jiang Zhi was stunned, completely petrified on the spot.
Th-three...
Over three hundred???
"What's wrong, young lady? Nothing to your liking?" Lu Qingshan asked, quickly giving Wu Yonghong a meaningful look.
Seeing this, Wu Yonghong hastily said, "Don't worry if nothing suits you, I have over four hundred more pieces here, take your pick."
As he spoke, Wu Yonghong opened his Storage Ring, and true enough, over four hundred top-tier Immortal Artifacts appeared before them.
Seeing this, Jiang Zhi was once again dumbfounded, feeling like she couldn't breathe.
"These are the finished ones."
"And don't underestimate these unfinished ones either. They're all top-tier too, just leftover materials from when Master was idle!" Wu Yonghong explained patiently.
Jiang Zhi was too shocked to say anything.
After a long, long while, she patted her head to regain some clarity, then gratefully said, "Seniors are too kind. I only need to choose one piece."
"Eh?"
"How can one piece be enough?"
Lu Qingshan said with a stern face.
"Indeed, one piece isn't enough for daily life," Wu Yonghong chimed in. "In our Heaven and Earth Sect, everything from eating bowls to face towels is of this level. Since we're all Master's people, the quality of life must be maintained. Otherwise, it would shame Master."
"So take more!"
Saying this, they each stuffed more than ten top-tier Immortal Artifacts into Jiang Zhi's hands, laughing heartily, "We're all family here, don't talk about borrowing. Just use these things as you please from now on."
"Right, and there's more if you need them!"

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"

g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)