Yun Yaoyao was stunned for a moment.
"You, you haven't had any reaction yet after taking the elixir?" She stared with wide eyes and asked.
"Uh...does urgently needing to pee count?" Yi Feng earnestly looked at Yun Yaoyao and asked.
Yun Yaoyao's forehead was covered in black lines.
However, she was utterly confused as to why this elixir that Yi Feng had swallowed did not cause any reaction at all.
It must be known that this elixir of hers came from the hands of an immortal, so no matter what, there should not have been any issues!
"Close your eyes again and try to feel if there is any sensation, or if there are any changes within your body," Yun Yaoyao said.
"Okay!"
Yi Feng closed his eyes.
After a while, he opened them again.
Seeing Yun Yaoyao's expectant gaze, he asked awkwardly, "Does feeling like my stomach hurts, like after eating spoiled food, count?"
Yun Yaoyao's mouth twitched.
Then she raised her jade palm and gently placed it on Yi Feng's shoulder, probing Yi Feng's interior.
After some probing, her expression became extremely ugly.
Yi Feng was not lying.
That elixir really did not give Yi Feng the slightest bit of power at all. Yi Feng was still an ordinary human.
"This elixir is indeed useless to you, its medicinal power has been completely lost," Yun Yaoyao said with an ashen face.
"Uh..."
Yi Feng was completely crestfallen.
He hung his head down.
He had not expected that he would be so useless that even such a powerful elixir had no effect on him at all.
He had thought he could rely on that broken system no longer.
Now it seemed he still had to obediently take in disciples!
"I'm sorry for getting your hopes up," Yun Yaoyao guiltily said.
"It's nothing, how could I blame you," Yi Feng unconcernedly comforted, "Moreover, the matter of cultivation, how should I put it... "
"Hm?"
Yun Yaoyao looked at him puzzledly.
"Although I am an ordinary person, and you also thought I was an ordinary person, I am not that kind of ordinary person," Yi Feng mysteriously smiled and said, "In short, in the future when you see me again, you will see a different me, and will definitely be greatly shocked."
Yi Feng's words left Yun Yaoyao quite exasperated.
Letting her be greatly shocked?
Although she did not say it aloud, they were both very clear what kind of useless state he was in.
However, this left Yun Yaoyao quite moved.
This guy really made one both love and hate him!
Clearly it should have been her comforting him, yet unexpectedly it was Yi Feng who instead comforted her.
"Alright, I look forward to when we meet again next time, you giving me a great shock," Yun Yaoyao said expressionlessly.
She did not dare to expect to be greatly shocked, she only hoped that Yi Feng could live well in the future.
Yun Yaoyao left.
Rather than saying she left, it would be more accurate to say she stood atop the clouds and waited until evening when Yi Feng packed up his fishing rod and returned home before she truly departed.
After Yun Yaoyao left, she flew towards a place of nothingness.
Then she tore open space and walked into a primordial chaos.
This chaos was another world unto itself.
Above her head, countless dense talismans fluttered past. Mixed within the talismans was the power of nature like wind, fire, lightning and thunder.
To the east, south, west and north of the chaos were spring warmth and blossoming flowers, summer heat, crisp autumn air, and snowy winter scenes respectively.
At this time within the chaos, no less than a hundred people had already gathered, easily over a hundred in number.
Some had tall and mighty figures, some had an immortal air, some were spirited and bright.
There were blademasters.
There were sword immortals.
There were grandmasters of formations, as well as alchemy masters...
Just then, directly in front of the primordial chaos,
a massive monument was erected, only at this time the monument was covered in chaos, obstructing any peeking.
Then, a sound like a massive bell rang out from above the chaos.
"The Immortal River Chaos Monument shall open in one year's time. Those who have comprehended the Dao shall have a chance to ascend as gods and have their names recorded!"
"Those whose names are later recorded and ascend as gods shall break the Immortal River Era's calamity of world destruction, and preserve the Immortal River's eternal peace!"
"Cultivators of the Dao, you may first enter the Immortal Pillars!"
As the voice fell,
beneath the monument, pillars of dazzling light rose up.
Moreover, the pillars of light could be distinguished.
Closest to the monument were eighteen pillars of red light.
Behind the red pillars of light, there were thirty-six pillars of orange light.
Behind the orange pillars of light, there were seventy-two pillars of blue light.
Right after them, there were one hundred and eight pillars of green light.
Upon seeing this,
everyone's heart and spirit shook.
They were here for the sake of the Immortal River's descendants, gathered together.
They also had personal desires.
Who did not want to have greater power in the future, to gain eternal fame?
Therefore, everyone's gazes immediately looked towards those eighteen red pillars of light.
Because everyone intuitively knew, those eighteen red Immortal Pillars were closest to the monument, so comprehending the Dao would be relatively easier.
"Take your seats!"
As the voice fell, everyone rushed towards the red Immortal Pillars.
But when everyone was settled, only a few people occupied the red Immortal Pillars. The same went for the orange and blue pillars.
The majority of people could only be seated on the green pillars.
It wasn't that they did not want to enter the red Immortal Pillars.
It was just that on the matter of the Dao, destiny had long been determined. When you could only be seated there, then you could only be seated there.
"Destroyer of the World, all the masters have now been seated,"
a silver-masked man knelt on the ground within the unseen chaos, and respectfully transmitted his voice.
"Very good, very good,"
an excited voice sounded from within the chaos.
"I've planned this matter for countless eras, and have also waited countless eras. I've also gone through the accumulation of countless eras. Finally in this era, I've gathered together 234 fated people."
"These people include those who have reincarnated, those favored by the Heavenly Dao, as well as geniuses and masters accumulated over countless eras. In one year's time, they will assist me in attaining the position of the Immortal River's Heavenly Dao."
"Congratulations, sir."
The silver-masked man congratulated ecstatically.
"I can't wait to see these fated people of mine,"
He turned his will into an illusory phantom body and walked into the chaos grand hall.
His arrogant gaze swept across the 234 Immortal Pillars below.
But at this look, he was immediately stunned!
Of the 234 Immortal Pillars, most of them were actually empty. Not even half were occupied.
What the hell?
Where were the people?
Where did they run off to?
The Destroyer of the World's illusory phantom body nearly dissipated in anger.
Over countless eras, he had long planned this out. No matter what, these 234 people would gather here at this moment due to causal reincarnation.
But damn it, not even half of them were here! What the hell was going on?
What unknown factors were there?
Most infuriating of all, out of those eighteen red Immortal Pillars, only six or seven were currently occupied.
These were his most important pieces, so where did those other ten-something people die off to!
The Destroyer of the World nearly vomited blood in anger.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)