Yun Yaoyao was stunned for a moment.
"You, you haven't had any reaction yet after taking the elixir?" She stared with wide eyes and asked.
"Uh...does urgently needing to pee count?" Yi Feng earnestly looked at Yun Yaoyao and asked.
Yun Yaoyao's forehead was covered in black lines.
However, she was utterly confused as to why this elixir that Yi Feng had swallowed did not cause any reaction at all.
It must be known that this elixir of hers came from the hands of an immortal, so no matter what, there should not have been any issues!
"Close your eyes again and try to feel if there is any sensation, or if there are any changes within your body," Yun Yaoyao said.
"Okay!"
Yi Feng closed his eyes.
After a while, he opened them again.
Seeing Yun Yaoyao's expectant gaze, he asked awkwardly, "Does feeling like my stomach hurts, like after eating spoiled food, count?"
Yun Yaoyao's mouth twitched.
Then she raised her jade palm and gently placed it on Yi Feng's shoulder, probing Yi Feng's interior.
After some probing, her expression became extremely ugly.
Yi Feng was not lying.
That elixir really did not give Yi Feng the slightest bit of power at all. Yi Feng was still an ordinary human.
"This elixir is indeed useless to you, its medicinal power has been completely lost," Yun Yaoyao said with an ashen face.
"Uh..."
Yi Feng was completely crestfallen.
He hung his head down.
He had not expected that he would be so useless that even such a powerful elixir had no effect on him at all.
He had thought he could rely on that broken system no longer.
Now it seemed he still had to obediently take in disciples!
"I'm sorry for getting your hopes up," Yun Yaoyao guiltily said.
"It's nothing, how could I blame you," Yi Feng unconcernedly comforted, "Moreover, the matter of cultivation, how should I put it... "
"Hm?"
Yun Yaoyao looked at him puzzledly.
"Although I am an ordinary person, and you also thought I was an ordinary person, I am not that kind of ordinary person," Yi Feng mysteriously smiled and said, "In short, in the future when you see me again, you will see a different me, and will definitely be greatly shocked."
Yi Feng's words left Yun Yaoyao quite exasperated.
Letting her be greatly shocked?
Although she did not say it aloud, they were both very clear what kind of useless state he was in.
However, this left Yun Yaoyao quite moved.
This guy really made one both love and hate him!
Clearly it should have been her comforting him, yet unexpectedly it was Yi Feng who instead comforted her.
"Alright, I look forward to when we meet again next time, you giving me a great shock," Yun Yaoyao said expressionlessly.
She did not dare to expect to be greatly shocked, she only hoped that Yi Feng could live well in the future.
Yun Yaoyao left.
Rather than saying she left, it would be more accurate to say she stood atop the clouds and waited until evening when Yi Feng packed up his fishing rod and returned home before she truly departed.
After Yun Yaoyao left, she flew towards a place of nothingness.
Then she tore open space and walked into a primordial chaos.
This chaos was another world unto itself.
Above her head, countless dense talismans fluttered past. Mixed within the talismans was the power of nature like wind, fire, lightning and thunder.
To the east, south, west and north of the chaos were spring warmth and blossoming flowers, summer heat, crisp autumn air, and snowy winter scenes respectively.
At this time within the chaos, no less than a hundred people had already gathered, easily over a hundred in number.
Some had tall and mighty figures, some had an immortal air, some were spirited and bright.
There were blademasters.
There were sword immortals.
There were grandmasters of formations, as well as alchemy masters...
Just then, directly in front of the primordial chaos,
a massive monument was erected, only at this time the monument was covered in chaos, obstructing any peeking.
Then, a sound like a massive bell rang out from above the chaos.
"The Immortal River Chaos Monument shall open in one year's time. Those who have comprehended the Dao shall have a chance to ascend as gods and have their names recorded!"
"Those whose names are later recorded and ascend as gods shall break the Immortal River Era's calamity of world destruction, and preserve the Immortal River's eternal peace!"
"Cultivators of the Dao, you may first enter the Immortal Pillars!"
As the voice fell,
beneath the monument, pillars of dazzling light rose up.
Moreover, the pillars of light could be distinguished.
Closest to the monument were eighteen pillars of red light.
Behind the red pillars of light, there were thirty-six pillars of orange light.
Behind the orange pillars of light, there were seventy-two pillars of blue light.
Right after them, there were one hundred and eight pillars of green light.
Upon seeing this,
everyone's heart and spirit shook.
They were here for the sake of the Immortal River's descendants, gathered together.
They also had personal desires.
Who did not want to have greater power in the future, to gain eternal fame?
Therefore, everyone's gazes immediately looked towards those eighteen red pillars of light.
Because everyone intuitively knew, those eighteen red Immortal Pillars were closest to the monument, so comprehending the Dao would be relatively easier.
"Take your seats!"
As the voice fell, everyone rushed towards the red Immortal Pillars.
But when everyone was settled, only a few people occupied the red Immortal Pillars. The same went for the orange and blue pillars.
The majority of people could only be seated on the green pillars.
It wasn't that they did not want to enter the red Immortal Pillars.
It was just that on the matter of the Dao, destiny had long been determined. When you could only be seated there, then you could only be seated there.
"Destroyer of the World, all the masters have now been seated,"
a silver-masked man knelt on the ground within the unseen chaos, and respectfully transmitted his voice.
"Very good, very good,"
an excited voice sounded from within the chaos.
"I've planned this matter for countless eras, and have also waited countless eras. I've also gone through the accumulation of countless eras. Finally in this era, I've gathered together 234 fated people."
"These people include those who have reincarnated, those favored by the Heavenly Dao, as well as geniuses and masters accumulated over countless eras. In one year's time, they will assist me in attaining the position of the Immortal River's Heavenly Dao."
"Congratulations, sir."
The silver-masked man congratulated ecstatically.
"I can't wait to see these fated people of mine,"
He turned his will into an illusory phantom body and walked into the chaos grand hall.
His arrogant gaze swept across the 234 Immortal Pillars below.
But at this look, he was immediately stunned!
Of the 234 Immortal Pillars, most of them were actually empty. Not even half were occupied.
What the hell?
Where were the people?
Where did they run off to?
The Destroyer of the World's illusory phantom body nearly dissipated in anger.
Over countless eras, he had long planned this out. No matter what, these 234 people would gather here at this moment due to causal reincarnation.
But damn it, not even half of them were here! What the hell was going on?
What unknown factors were there?
Most infuriating of all, out of those eighteen red Immortal Pillars, only six or seven were currently occupied.
These were his most important pieces, so where did those other ten-something people die off to!
The Destroyer of the World nearly vomited blood in anger.

lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."

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【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"