"It's Yin Jian."
"My god, it's actually Yin Jian!"
"He's not dead after all and is still in Tianling Sect."
"Phew, didn't expect to run into Yin Jian today. He was the number one genius of Yin Tianxiong's time. "
"That's right. Rumor has it he had long reached the Profound Immortal Peak. He only let Yin Tianxiong become the sect leader because he had no interest, making him a legend!"
The appearance of the man in white caused almost all onlooking crowds to cry out in surprise.
He stood with one foot in the air. His sword-like eyebrows made him exude an imposing aura.
"Junior brother, this woman is very bizarre. To minimize casualties of our Tianling Sect, I hope junior brother can take action and kill her." Yin Tianxiong shouted loudly.
Yin Jian's eyes flashed.
He had obviously noticed Su Yunyun's extraordinariness. An overwhelming aura burst out from him, locking onto Su Yunyun.
The appearance of this person also made Su Yunyun knit her brows, feeling a sense of crisis.
This man is powerful!
This was the first impression Yin Jian gave Su Yunyun.
"Looks like I'll have to get serious too?"
But Yin Jian's might did not make Su Yunyun afraid. On the contrary, it ignited her innate fighting spirit.
After a brief confrontation, Yin Jian made his move.
His longsword pointed straight with his body unified as one, tightly locking onto Su Yunyun.
However, just as he was about to attack, exclamations came from the surrounding crowd.
"Look, who's that person?"
"Yeah, a big fight is about to happen. How dare that lad run over there? Does he want to die?"
Hearing this, Yin Jian who was about to make his move tilted his head to look. He saw a bald man in a cloak running over hurriedly.
Yin Jian's eyes narrowed slightly.
Where did this bald donkey with dead fish eyes come from?
It looks like he's headed towards me?
"Interesting."
Yin Jian raised the corners of his mouth. He retracted his attack on Su Yunyun and turned to face the incoming bald man instead.
Getting closer.
The aura is very strong.
This was Yin Jian's first thought.
Facing enemies who dared to attack him head-on, Yin Jian never let his guard down. His body sank as he adopted a serious guarding stance.
However...
Just as the bald man rushed closer with Yin Jian's fighting spirit almost igniting from seeing him approach...
The incoming bald man directly brushed past Yin Jian instead.
He didn't even glance at Yin Jian...
Seeing this scene even someone as unmoving as a mountain like Yin Jian couldn't help but have his facial muscles keep jumping.
He actually just ignored me like this.
And made me get into stance for nothing. This greatly insulted Yin Jian's ego.
"Junior brother, you've finally arrived. Some people are very upset at being ignored by you." Seeing this bald junior brother arrive, Su Yunyun said in a meaningful tone.
"Oh."
"I'm not interested in him. I gotta go take a dump first, been holding it in for 3 days."
Bai Qiyu expressionlessly mumbled a reply before rushing into a nearby toilet and sitting down on the bowl.
Seeing this, Su Yunyun's mouth kept twitching as she looked on speechlessly.
Whereas killing intent unconcealed flowed out from Yin Jian upon hearing this as his facial muscles jumped nonstop.
"Deal with that woman first. I'll handle that baldy first!"
Yin Jian said hoarsely.
"Alright!"
Yin Tianxiong promptly complied. His gaze subconsciously darted to the toilet.
He didn't know where this weirdo came from. He had provoked his master at first sight, the consequences would be severe!
"Phew!"
"Taking a dump feels so good!"
Sitting on the toilet bowl, Bai Qiyu felt relieved after a long dump. Oblivious to the aggressive atmosphere outside, he took out a comic book and started reading solemnly after wiping his bottom.
Boom!
At this moment, the entire toilet exploded, razed to the ground, kicking up clouds of dust into the sky.
The dust settled.
Only Bai Qiyu remained, holding a book with his bare butt on the bowl.
A gust of wind blew by and his butt turned cold. Bai Qiyu looked up at Yin Jian hovering in the air whose face was full of icy killing intent. He couldn't help but blink his pair of dead fish eyes.
"Are you here to poop too?"
Bai Qiyu asked solemnly.
After that, looking at the surrounding ruins, he mumbled in a daze before raising his head again, "But you gotta wait. I'm constipated."
He then continued reading his comic.
Yin Jian was instantly enraged.
His palm raised as an icy sword light stabbed towards Bai Qiyu.
Bai Qiyu expressionlessly tilted his head slightly, easily avoiding it.
Another sword chopped over.
Bai Qiyu tilted his head left to evade again, without a single hair damaged.
Following that, violent bursts of sword lights flooded towards him. But similarly, all were easily avoided by Bai Qiyu with slight tilts of his head.
Finally, Bai Qiyu put down the comic book in hand. He looked back up at Yin Jian again.
"What exactly do you want?"
Bai Qiyu frowned and asked.
"I have to say, you're very strong. Stand up and fight me!" Yin Jian's eyes flashed with cold lights as he spoke in a deep voice.
"Oh!"
"If you wanna fight, just say so earlier."
After finishing, Bai Qiyu sent out a punch that rumbled out, landing squarely on Yin Jian's chest.
After that one punch, Bai Qiyu continued pooping.
But as for Yin Jian, his eyeballs almost popped out. Accompanied by large mouthfuls of blood and internal organs spewing out, his entire body was like a cannonball sent flying backward.
Boom boom boom boom boom...
Crashing through consecutive buildings, leaving behind a gorge-like ravine on the ground that was frightening to behold.
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
