At the very least, can't we get a normal person?
Su Yunyun completely ignored Lu Benwei and walked into the room to sit down cross-legged.
"My brother's journey of love ended before it even began."
Sitting on the milk carton's shoulder, Dog raised his dog head over the enclosing wall, watching the scene unfolding in the courtyard, unable to help sighing.
"Heaven is jealous of genius. It must be that heaven is jealous of genius!"
Centipede argued injustice next to him.
"Yes, heaven is jealous of genius!"
Dog also couldn't help sighing, "But as his younger brothers, we still have to do more to resolve our big brother's worries!"
"That's right, we have to figure out a way to find a woman for big brother..."
In the room.
Su Yunyun's face was pitch black, filled with irritation.
She had originally wanted to meditate to calm her spirit and quietly wait for the time of her rebirth to pass. But she was annoyed by that dwarf in black robes.
From time to time he would pop up at the window.
From time to time he would strike a pose in the yard.
From time to time he would hum songs outside...
She really couldn't figure out why Yi Feng had brought her such an eccentric person.
She thought that if she ignored this dwarf, he would lose interest and stop making trouble. But she completely underestimated this dwarf's tenacity.
Today he picked her a balloon flower.
Tomorrow he brought her a cup of hot water, claiming it was a warm man's care.
What she hated the most was that under the moonlight, this dwarf stood on the enclosing wall reciting oil poems he had heard from somewhere.
As soon as night fell,
Sure enough.
The dwarf climbed onto the enclosing wall again, glancing at her room from time to time, while seriously reciting the oil poem.
"Love is like shit. When it comes, you can't stop it!"
"Love is like shit. Once you flush it with water, you can never get it back..."
Su Yunyun felt her head was going to explode and finally rushed out of the room shouting, "Are you annoying or not? Tell me, what do you have to do to leave?"
"Young lady, you are so weak, you need my protection." Lu Benwei said seriously.
"I'm weak?"
Su Yunyun laughed directly. As a reincarnated Immortal Emperor, although her strength had not recovered now, she could immediately break through to become a Martial Emperor after her second rebirth.
In her previous life, this realm was nothing.
But on the Immortal River Continent, it was also top-notch combat power. Yet in this dwarf's mouth, she had become weak?
"Do you know what a Martial Emperor is?" She asked in a deep voice.
"Martial Emperor?"
"What is that thing?"
Lu Benwei shook his head.
Su Yunyun was completely choked speechless.
He had never encountered a Martial Emperor before, but he must have at least heard of it. As a result, this dwarf didn't even know what a Martial Emperor was. How ignorant!
"Forget it, I'm in no mood to argue with you. Let me just tell you, I don't need your protection. If there is any danger, it's not something that a person like you who seems to have no strength at all can protect against." Su Yunyun said with an icy face.
"Woman, you will regret looking down on this scumbag man so much!" Lu Benwei said very angrily.
"Regret?"
Su Yunyun was completely speechless.
What could she regret?
She was hoping that this dwarf would leave.
"Alright, it looks like you don't deserve my love, woman. Then this scumbag man is leaving. But I remind you, if you encounter anything, just hide in the martial arts hall and don't come out."
"Goodbye."
Angrily, Lu Benwei left, taking Dog and the others to meet up with the young mistresses he had arranged dates with a few days ago.
Seeing Lu Benwei leave,
Su Yunyun suddenly felt the world become quiet.
Phew!
She stood at the door and exhaled a breath of stale air, just about to turn around and enter the martial arts hall when suddenly there was a ripple coming from the darkness behind her.
Three figures walked directly out of the void.
"Yunyun Immortal Emperor, so you're not dead. Long time no see!"
The three people gave out a cold voice, smiling yet not smiling as they looked at Su Yunyun.
Hearing the voice, Su Yunyun shuddered and suddenly turned to look at the three people behind her. Her face instantly became solemn.
"You guys..."
"Chen Yizhen's people?"
Su Yunyun took a slight step back, her face extremely solemn as she asked.
"That's right!" The three people sneered coldly.
Upon confirmation, Su Yunyun's eyebrows furrowed even tighter.
She never imagined that Chen Yizhen, who had framed her to death, would know that she was not dead and had even sent people to chase her here to kill her without leaving any room.
"We came today to resolve worries and eliminate disasters for Immortal Emperor Yizhen and avoid future troubles!"
The three had an icy look on their faces and stepped toward Su Yunyun one step at a time.
"Humph. It’s true that facing Chen Yizhen personally would make me apprehensive, but just you three wastes think you can deal with me?" Seeing the three people pressing on her, Su Yunyun said coldly.
"Hahaha!"
One of the old men laughed loudly.
"Su Yunyun, oh Su Yunyun. In the past, a finger from you could have easily crushed us to death. But now?"
"Do you really think you're still the you of the past? As if we know nothing?"
The old man's words
instantly made Su Yunyun's face sink.
She had wanted to bluff them to buy herself some time to figure out how to respond. But she never imagined that this person would see right through her.
"Stop struggling unnecessarily. Surrender!"
The three had icy looks on their faces, forming a semicircle to press towards Su Yunyun.
In the next moment.
The three attacked at the same time, their powerful attacks and cunning moves enveloping Su Yunyun.
Su Yunyun's face changed drastically.
She wanted to retreat, but behind her was the martial arts hall.
If she went inside and got trapped, with her current state of rebirth, there was no doubt she would run into a dead end.
As for Lu Benwei's reminder before leaving, she had completely ignored it.
These three in front of her were at least Heavenly Immortals.
She didn't think that this mundane martial arts hall could block Heavenly Immortals for her.
Fortunately...
In her rebirth, she was not completely unprepared either.
Her palm quickly took out a scroll and unfolded it.
In an instant, Su Yunyun disappeared from her original spot and teleported outside of Pingjiang City.
The three attackers grasped at thin air.
"Humph. We expected you might have a means like this. Fortunately we also came prepared."
The old man sneered coldly and took out a compass.
The compass flashed with light and trembled slightly. Then it pointed in one direction.
"Not far. Chase!"
The three turned into three streams of light and immediately chased outside of Pingjiang City.
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
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