What a loser I am

"How can this be, you've finally obtained an elixir, how can you give it to me?"

"And you're just a martial artist yourself, this elixir is even more important to you."

Yi Feng directly rejected Yun Wu.

This little girl's own strength was weak, with just the cultivation of a third rank martial artist. In a real fight, even he, an ordinary person, would not be her match.

However, she was willing to give him her only elixir.

This made Yi Feng quite moved, and also left him feeling somewhat exasperated.

"Oh Yifeng, why are you being so polite with me!"

Little Wu pouted and firmly said, "To me, cultivation and stuff isn't important at all. The key is to just be happy."

The girl's naive appearance really left Yi Feng speechless.

No wonder this girl always wandered around everywhere instead of cultivating. Turns out she had no intention of cultivating at all.

Yi Feng could only accept the elixir.

"Hurry up and eat it," Little Wu said, blinking her big eyes.

"Alright."

Since he had accepted it, Yi Feng did not intend to stand on ceremony.

After all, he also had some anticipation.

What if after taking this elixir, he would be able to start cultivating?

Even if it was just a little bit, it would still be a good start.

Immediately,

he swallowed it down.

"Does it taste good?"

Little Wu asked, eyes wide open.

Seeing Little Wu's expectant gaze, Yi Feng nodded firmly and said, "It tastes good."

But secretly, his face was filled with bitterness.

This stuff was even more unpalatable than the dog food at his house.

He only said this because he couldn't bear to disappoint Little Wu.

"Then hurry up and sit down to meditate. Try to perceive the medicinal efficacy within the elixir. It may be greatly beneficial for you." Little Wu urged.

"Alright."

Yi Feng nodded eagerly, then sat down to meditate.

After letting out a breath, he assumed a tranquil pose.

But after half an hour had passed, Yi Feng's butt had gone numb without him sensing anything whatsoever.

"Sigh!"

"It looks like I really am useless!"

Yi Feng couldn't help but sigh. Even elixirs had no effect on him. He really was useless. Dejected, he shook his head.

However, Wu Chang'an, who had just walked out of the room, tripped and fell when he overheard Yi Feng's words.

"Don't be discouraged, Yi Feng. It's no big deal," Little Wu said softly, trying to comfort him.

"You really do have an open mindset,"

Yi Feng couldn't help but laugh.

This carefree girl really was quite lovable.

"Oh right, I'm planning on going home for a bit. Yi Feng, come back with me and have a meal at my house, okay?" Little Wu said softly.

"Sounds good!"

Since he had nothing to do other than sweep the floors, and was bored to death, Yi Feng readily agreed.

"Wu Tao, you should come along too," Little Wu looked towards Wu Tao as well.

Wu Tao nervously glanced at Yi Feng.

"Let's go together, Brother Wu Tao," Yi Feng said with a smile.

Yi Feng's oppressive smile left Wu Tao without any courage to refuse, so he hastily agreed.

The three of them quickly left Qingniu Sect.

"Little Wu, where is your home?" Yi Feng couldn't help but ask.

"It's in Bai'er City," Little Wu said merrily, clearly excited to be able to go home.

"Over a hundred miles away? That's quite far,"

Yi Feng frowned.

It would be easier to just kill him than make him walk over a hundred miles.

"Actually, I have a mount that can get us to Bai'er City very quickly, but you can't tell anyone else about my mount!"

Yi Feng decided he might as well take Slow Slow out.

After all, this naive and lovable girl clearly had no evil intentions.

As for Wu Tao, after interacting with him for so long, he seemed scared to death of Yi Feng - clearly an honest man who would not cause any problems either.

"Oh?"

"Really?"

"Then hurry up and take it out, Yi Feng. I want to see, I want to see!" Little Wu said expectantly.

Yi Feng smiled.

Then with a flick of his palm, an enormous snail appeared out of thin air.

"Wow!"

"What a cute snail!"

Seeing the snail, Little Wu's eyes lit up and she rushed towards Slow Slow, carefully looking it over.

"It really is so cute!"

"How can you be so cute?"

After stroking Slow Slow's head, Little Wu couldn't help but say.

Slow Slow seemed to greatly enjoy Little Wu's caresses, rubbing its head against her palm.

"Yi Feng, look! It seems to really like me!" Little Wu said excitedly, eyes wide open.

"Of course it likes you. Go ahead and climb on," Yi Feng said with a laugh.

As Little Wu climbed onto Slow Slow's back, Yi Feng also climbed on, then looked towards Wu Tao.

But he discovered Wu Tao sitting on the ground, hugging a tree and trembling all over.

"Sigh..."

"An ordinary person is an ordinary person after all. He's probably never seen such a giant snail before," Yi Feng sighed, then called out, "Brother Wu Tao, don't be scared. Hurry up and get on."

"I...I think I won't, thanks..."

Wu Tao's legs were shaking.

The moment this snail appeared, he vaguely sensed its terrifying presence. If it attacked him, the threat of death would be ten thousand percent.

And he also recognized that the thing which had blotted out the skies over the North Sea some days ago was this creature!

"Don't worry, go ahead and get on," Yi Feng reassured.

"O-Okay..."

Wu Tao didn't dare refuse Yi Feng and tremblingly climbed onto Slow Slow's back.

Slow Slow crawled along, moving at a speed of forty to fifty yards, chatting and laughing all the way to Bai'er City.

After over an hour, they had arrived at Bai'er City's gates.

"Daughter, look, it's the Senior!"

At this time, two streaks of light shot across the sky. The leading man called out excitedly.

"It really is Senior!"

"Quick, let's go greet him!"

The two immediately descended to the ground. They were the currently rising stars, father and daughter Ye Neng and Ye Yi.

"Greetings, Sir," the two restrained their auras and greeted Yi Feng.

"Oh, it's you two. What a coincidence," Yi Feng said with a laugh, also not expecting to run into the father and daughter pair here.

"May I ask where is Sir headed?" Ye Neng asked respectfully.

"I'm going to a friend's house for a casual meal," Yi Feng smiled, then introduced Little Wu and Wu Chang'an.

"Greetings Miss Wu, Greetings Young Master Wu," upon seeing they were Yi Feng's friends, Ye Neng and Ye Yi hurriedly greeted them politely.

And sensing Wu Chang'an's unfathomable aura, Ye Neng and Ye Yi also couldn't help but be amazed. As expected, all those by Sir's side were extraordinary people.

"Wow, what a pretty big sister!" At this time, seeing Ye Yi, Little Wu happily said, "Big Sister, do you and your father want to come to my house for a meal too?"

"Oh, um..."

Ye Yi and her father itched to accept.

But since Yi Feng hadn't spoken, they absolutely didn't dare agree, so they looked towards Yi Feng.

"Since Little Wu has invited you, let's go together. The more the merrier," Yi Feng laughed.

"Great, great!"

Ye Yi and her father immediately smiled from ear to ear.

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