Lu Benwei blinked his eyes and looked at the dog.
"You actually have a son?"
"No, not one." The dog raised his head in embarrassment and quickly explained: "A bunch."
"What?"
"A bunch?"
Lu Benwei stared with wide eyes and asked: "You are with me every day, where did you get a bunch of sons?"
"Born of fortune?"
"I, that time at the martial arts hall, when the owner forcibly made me mate with Ao Qingcheng, then she went back and..." The dog explained.
"I see."
Lu Benwei nodded and said, "In that case, doesn't that mean I, Lu Benwei, also have nephews now?"
"Hahaha, great joy, great joy!"
Lu Benwei laughed loudly.
"Congratulations big brother, congratulations second brother."
The Black Bear and the Night Wind Centipede also quickly sent out congratulatory voices.
"Hahaha, share the joy, share the joy, after all aren't they also your nephews?" Lu Benwei said loudly.
"Yes, yes, yes, they are also our nephews, share the joy, share the joy, hahaha, we all have nephews now." The bear and centipede also reacted excitedly.
Especially the Black Bear.
He was scared to death just now, but now he not only recognized a good big brother, but also became an uncle directly.
"Big brother, third and fourth brother, is this really something to be so happy about?" Looking at their excited expressions, the dog said bitterly, "Why can't I be happy, and feel flustered instead?"
"Oh, take it easy."
Lu Benwei walked over and patted the dog, saying solemnly, "Most people go through this, just take it in your stride, just like that snail back in the yard you know?"
"Huh?" The dog looked at Lu Benwei puzzledly.
"At that time, he was also like this, but much worse than you. His wife directly gave birth to a world, a full 30 billion people, but he still got through it like this?"
"So, take it easy, just take it easy."
Lu Benwei gently comforted.
"Oh, okay, then do I have to recognize this bunch of sons?" the dog asked.
"Recognize them."
"Of course you have to recognize them, they are your offspring after all. Why wouldn't you recognize them?" Lu Benwei said solemnly.
"Then in that case, I'm afraid I'll have to go back to the Devouring Sky Demon Wolf Tribe once." the dog said, "Just now people from the tribe told me that when this bunch of my sons were born, there were anomalies in heaven and earth, so people from the Western Demon Forest said they wanted to take them away."
"What the hell, people from the Western Demon Forest want to take away my nephews?" Lu Benwei's voice sank as he couldn't help but ask.
"The person said that my sons have extraordinary talents, keeping them in the tribe would be a waste, saying that taking them to the Western Demon Forest could better nurture them." The dog explained.
"Bullshit."
"That broken Western Demon Forest has worms and bugs, what qualifications do they have to teach my nephews?" Lu Benwei said angrily, "Let's go, let's go together and kill that bunch of reptiles in the Western Demon Forest, then bring my nephews back. We'll nurture them ourselves."
"Right, what qualifications do those monstrous beasts have to teach our nephews? Let's go to the Devouring Sky Demon Wolf Tribe now!" The Night Wind Centipede raised its head and shouted.
Just as the brothers were shouting, Yi Feng suddenly walked over from not far away.
Seeing this, the centipede quickly lay down.
The Black Bear crouched down and began to shiver.
However, Yi Feng just glanced at them lightly.
He had discovered this centipede long ago, so he was long accustomed to it.
As for there being one more worm, he didn't care.
After all, he knew clearly that this broken skeleton liked playing with animals.
"Going out?"
Yi Feng looked at them and said.
"Yes, yes, yes."
Lu Benwei nodded like a chick pecking rice.
"Go ahead."
Yi Feng waved his hand, and at the same time looked at the few wild beasts tied up nearby, "But when you go out, watch them too."
Seeing this, Lu Benwei's eyes immediately lit up.
He quickly nodded.
"Right."
Yi Feng, who had just left, suddenly turned his head, as if remembering something, and said, "When you have time, you can help me catch more wild beasts back, similar to these ones."
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
