How much jerky do you have left

"You..."

"No, no!"

"We were wrong, please, we shouldn't have spoken like that earlier, please give us another chance."

Seeing Yi Feng and the others actually leave, the Yin Yang elders crawled on the ground, voices pleading.

But.

No one cared about whether they lived or died.

As the old saying goes, you reap what you sow. This is precisely the case.

In the black grand hall.

"Ahhhhh..."

Ghostly screams continued without end.

"Damn, damn it, my soul has become completely transparent, if this keeps going I probably won't last another year."

Thinking of this, the ghost was worse than dead.

He had plotted for countless years, played his cards perfectly, but in the end it was ruined by two mouthfuls of piss.

Hateful!

But remembering that one's terror, he dared to be angry but did not dare speak.

"No, I can't wait for death any longer, I must immediately find someone to seize."

"Any damn test doesn't matter anymore, as long as it's human!"

He gritted his teeth and made this extremely reluctant decision, and his requirements for the seize target continued to decrease.

By now there were no requirements at all.

Having made up his mind, his body dragged into a remnant shadow, speeding in the direction Yi Feng and the others had left.

Not long after.

He finally arrived at the place where the Yin Yang elders were.

Seeing the Yin Yang elders' dying appearance, his entire face turned black.

"Damn it."

"The people of this Immortal Jiang Continent are too afraid of death, a prestigious immortal's relic site, yet in the end only this many people entered, two following that boss not included, and of the rest, two are freaks like this."

But he didn't have a choice anymore, the ghost revealed itself, standing tall atop the two people's heads, preparing to seize them.

And coincidentally, the two weakened people awakened.

"Immortal?"

"Is it Li Yang Immortal?"

Seeing this shadowy figure hovering in midair, the two were extremely excited, immediately kneeling on the ground, heads lowered respectfully, thinking they were saved.

What they didn't expect was that the Li Yang Immortal they were worshipping suddenly raised his palm, casting magic at the two of them.

Plundering one person's luck.

Plundering the other person's body.

"What?"

"Seizing our bodies?"

"Ah no, Li Yang Immortal, why seize our bodies?"

The two made fearful voices, faces filled with horror as they asked.

"Humph, I spent endless effort creating this immortal's relic site, did you really think it was made for you trash to obtain fortune?"

"I'm no saint."

Hearing this.

The Yin Yang elder's hearts sank.

Instantly realizing that this so-called immortal relic site was not a site of fortune at all, but rather a place for Li Yang to select seize targets.

"Could it be, the two of us were selected by you as seize targets?"

The two had bitter expressions, unwillingly speaking.

"You trash think you deserve it?"

Li Yang couldn't help scolding them.

He really didn't know where these freaks got the nerve to say that.

If he wasn't truly out of options, he wouldn't have glanced at them even once.

"Senior, senior immortal, hear us out, among the people who entered this time there are some with stronger abilities, talents, and fortune than us." One person's eyes flashed slightly, quickly saying: "Seizing our bodies would really not be worth it for you!"

"Right, right, right, and there's three of them. Especially the leader, the youth in white robes, he is the most suitable seize target."

The other one, eyes flashing with sinister light, also quickly followed up.

The two were very coordinated.

Clearly they knew they likely wouldn't survive, so they wanted to drag Yi Feng and the others down with them, to die together.

Especially that mortal Yi Feng.

Most hateful.

It'd be best if he suffered the eighteen levels of hell.

However, Li Yang's face turned black instead.

The illusory palm suddenly solidified, two loud slaps directly hitting their faces.

"Senior, why hit us?"

"Why do you think I hit you guys?" Li Yang's voice was ice cold: "My territory, how could I not know what kinds of people entered?"

"Then why?"

The two had blank expressions.

"Fine, since you're about to be seized by me anyway, I'll tell you, that youth in white robes I don't dare provoke, his strength is ten thousand times greater than mine in my peak!"

However, the Yin Yang elders were completely stunned.

The youth in white robes...

Wasn't that Yi Feng?

Li Yang didn't dare provoke him, and he was over ten thousand times stronger than Li Yang in his peak?

Didn't that mean?

Ah!

The two felt they couldn't breathe.

That the mortal they looked down upon wasn't a mortal at all, but rather an immortal?

Moreover, an immortal over ten thousand times more powerful than Li Yang's peak?

"Humph, otherwise, I would have countless superior choices, how could I possibly choose you two freaks." Li Yang gloomily said: "Enough nonsense, time for you two to die!"

Having finished,

Li Yang urged all his soul's power, unleashing his final seize on the two.

Finally, amidst their regretful and unwilling expressions, their bodies and luck were slowly seized by Li Yang...

"Ah, I was too careless!"

"I thought we could exit the cave in a day, but looking at it now, it'll probably take two to three more days."

In the path, Yi Feng walking in front let out a sigh.

Having said that.

Yi Feng plopped down sitting on the ground.

"Let's keep persevering, we still don't know how much longer this is." Yun Yaoyao gently said.

"Right, hurry and walk faster, the sooner we get out the more at ease I'll feel." Gu Wunian also said.

"Sigh, why must people work so hard?"

Yi Feng lazily stretched and chuckled.

The two immediately turned black-faced.

Earlier who was it that urgently rushed them to hurry like chasing thieves? And now you even have times where you can say things like this?

But complaints aside, Yun Yaoyao still walked to Yi Feng's side, jade hands clasping Yi Feng's arm, attempting to pull Yi Feng up.

"Endure a bit longer, we'll rest after getting out. We're out of food." Yun Yaoyao gently comforted.

"Right, hurry and keep walking."

Gu Wunian also walked over, grabbing Yi Feng's other hand: "Should've eaten less of that beef jerky yesterday, looks like we'll be starving again when we reach the cave exit."

"Actually..."

Yi Feng scratched his head, embarrassedly saying: "As for food, I still have a little bit left."

As he spoke.

Yi Feng groped around his clothes, also taking out three more pieces of beef jerky, a bag of peanuts, and even a bottle of wine...

"Damn you..."

Seeing this, Gu Wunian erupted into curses, pointing a shaking finger at Yi Feng: "You, you, just how much more do you have left!?"

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