Do You Think You're a God

Lu Benwei lying on the ground foaming at the mouth glared his eyes wide.

What did this woman say?

Does she mean this dwarf is stronger than him?

How is this possible...

But Water Element completely ignored him, striding over him and stopping at a distance of ten yards from Lu Benwei.

Her eyes looked up and down at Lu Benwei.

She seemed to want to see through Lu Benwei.

But on Lu Benwei she couldn't sense the slightest cultivation level, he looked just like an ordinary person.

No wonder the waste under her feet regarded this man in black robes as an ordinary person.

But she recognized that demon pill, someone who could grab and play with the Two Life Demon Emperor's demon pill couldn't possibly be just an ordinary person!

At the very least, this inscrutable situation made Water Element not dare act rashly for the moment.

Also, the way he was staring straight at her made her very uncomfortable.

Suddenly.

Lu Benwei moved.

This made Water Element very vigilant.

But what she didn't expect was that this man in black picked a little flower next to him and suddenly reached out towards her.

This inexplicable scene instantly left Water Element full of confusion.

"Sir, what do you mean?"

Water Element looked at Lu Benwei warily, glanced at the little flower again, and couldn't help asking.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself."

Lu Benwei straightened his black robes and solemnly said, "I am Lu Benwei the Scumbag, love at first sight with miss, giving a little flower, hoping to spend a passionate night with miss!"

This...

Water Element almost opened her mouth wide.

Did this person not know her power?

To flirt with her in this kind of situation, and flirt so tastelessly?

Yun Lang lying on the ground foaming at the mouth felt like dying, this dwarf really doesn't take the normal path. He didn't know whether to say he admired it or it was courting death.

Seeing Lu Benwei's utterly sincere appearance, Water Element smiled awkwardly and said, "Sir, you'd better not joke with me like this, just get to the point. I want the bead in your hand."

"So sir, can you let me have it?"

As she spoke her gaze was fixed intensely on Lu Benwei.

Today.

She was determined to obtain this demon pill.

If this person was willing to give it to her, that would be perfect.

But if he was unwilling to give it to her, even if she couldn't discern his cultivation level, she could only take it by force.

"So miss likes this bead." Lu Benwei said, "That's fine, as long as miss spends a passionate night with me, chats with me, drinks with me, I'll give it to miss."

Hearing this.

Water Element's expression changed several times.

She figured out that the man in black in front of her was just a weirdo.

Since that was so, she might as well try going along with him...

"Fine, I agree. So now you can give me that bead, right?" Water Element raised the corners of her mouth and casually said.

"Great, great!"

Lu Benwei said happily. Without another word he gave the demon pill to Water Element, while also passing over the flower.

Holding the demon pill in her hand, Water Element revealed an incredulous look.

She absolutely didn't expect that she would actually get the demon pill so easily.

She had just been trying to go along with this man in black's words, she didn't have any hope that he would really give her the demon pill.

But who knew this man in black would be so generous?

He really was a weirdo!

She felt extremely excited. With this demon pill, perhaps she could make a breakthrough.

"Miss come over here and sit, hurry over and sit."

Lu Benwei eagerly waved his hand, while moving over a rock. He slapped away all the dust on the rock, beckoning enthusiastically.

"Humph, if anyone's sitting it should be just you sitting alone. Also, thanks for the demon pill." Water Element raised the corners of her mouth and casually said.

After all, she already got the demon pill in hand. Who would really spend a passionate night accompanying this weirdo?

Having said that, she gave a cold laugh.

Then her body flashed swiftly, disappearing into the mist.

Lu Benwei who had anxiously hoped she would come over was stunned as the woman suddenly disappeared.

His whole person froze in place.

At the side, Yun Lang staggered up from the ground, looking at the departed Water Element with an utterly incredulous expression on his face.

He had thought it was certainly death, but didn't expect Water Element would just leave like this.

This feeling of surviving disaster gave him a wonderful sense of relief.

He hurriedly asked Lu Benwei, "Dwarf, just what exactly happened? What bead of yours is so important that she lost all interest in killing the two of us just for it?"

Hearing Yun Lang's voice seemed to bring Lu Benwei out of his daze. Only then did he react, crying out indignantly, "How can she trick me like this? How can she just leave? Didn't we agree to spend a passionate night together? What about trust between people?"

He placed his right hand over his heart and staggered back a step.

Pain.

Truly f*cking heart pain.

He finally knew what it felt like to be deceived and hurt by a woman.

"Get over yourself. Just being able to escape disaster is lucky. Did you really think someone like her would spend a passionate night with an ordinary person like you?" Yun Lang said, rolling his eyes.

But Lu Benwei completely ignored him, instead filling with anger.

"No, the wretched woman agreed to accompany me, I have to catch her back."

Lu Benwei's furious voice rang out.

His palm casually raised up as he shouted, "Come back to this scumbag!"

"Pah!"

Yun Lang gave Lu Benwei a sideways glance.

He also saw now that this dwarf really was an idiot.

With just you raising your hand, do you really think you can haul Water Element back here?

Do you think you're a god?

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