Upon thinking of this, he casually took out a King Grade Elixir from his Storage Ring.
"Hey, dwarf, do you know what this is?"
The Black Clothed Guard waved the elixir in his hand and shouted.
However, to his surprise, this elixir of his did not attract the slightest bit of attention from the dwarf at all.
He just glanced at him with disdain.
It even seemed full of contempt.
Good heavens!
The Black Clothed Guard was burning with anger.
He almost exploded directly.
He had actually been looked down upon by this damned mortal dwarf.
However, he still forcibly held back his anger. After all, in his opinion, perhaps this dwarf simply could not recognize what was in his hand.
So he held back his anger and said directly, "To tell you the truth, this is an elixir, moreover it's a King Grade Elixir. Just this one elixir alone would be a priceless treasure to you mortals."
After speaking, he turned his gaze towards Lu Benwei.
He seemed to have already envisioned the shocked and covetous look on the dwarf's face when he realized there was a King Grade Elixir in his hand.
Because although this King Grade Elixir was nothing much to him, it would definitely make mortals green with envy.
However, to his surprise once again, Lu Benwei's reaction completely defied his expectations.
He didn't even glance at him.
Yes, after he stated it was a King Grade Elixir, this damned mortal dwarf didn't even look at him.
This almost made the Black Clothed Guard go berserk.
This was a King Grade Elixir!
Why wouldn't a mortal show the slightest surprise and even ignore it instead?
"Fine, pretend if you want, I'll make you pretend!"
The Black Clothed Guard gritted his teeth audibly and moved his palm, taking out another elixir.
"This is an Emperor Grade Elixir. Even martial emperors would desperately fight for it to no avail. Now as long as you jump off the ship yourself, I can give you this elixir. What do you think? For you this is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
Having said that, the Black Clothed Guard raised the corner of his mouth again.
He refused to believe that under such temptation, the dwarf in front of him could still restrain himself.
Finally, Lu Benwei looked his way.
But beyond his expectation, it wasn't covetousness but a voice of contempt that came out: "You've been babbling on about a worthless piece of dog food, even telling me to jump off the ship. Did you hit your head?"
Sss!
These words almost made the Black Clothed Guard spit out a mouthful of blood.
"Dog food?"
"You dare call my Emperor Grade Elixir dog food?"
"Are you blind?"
He angrily berated.
Yet Lu Benwei glanced at him calmly again and gently said, "Why would I lie to you? That stuff is what my dog at home usually eats!"
"You..."
Lu Benwei's total disregard and humiliation infuriated the Black Clothed Guard. His whole body trembled as his eyes flashed with intense fury.
"You despicable mortal, even if it means invoking my master's wrath today, I will teach you a good lesson."
Having said that, he moved his palm and turned it into a sharp claw that grabbed at Lu Benwei's neck.
But beyond his expectation, just as it was about to grab Lu Benwei, the latter slightly tilted his head.
The Black Clothed Guard's face changed drastically.
He had controlled his strength very well, yet somehow, with a plop, his whole body tumbled into the river.
Hearing the commotion from behind, Yi Feng and Huang Wujing, who were chatting happily, hurriedly turned their heads back to take a look.
"What's going on here?" Yi Feng asked in surprise.
Yet Huang Wujing frowned.
He knew this guard's strength clearly, so how did he inexplicably fall into the river?
After getting ashore, Huang Wujing directed his questioning gaze straight at the Black Clothed Guard.
"Master, I, I, I..."
The Black Clothed Guard's face flushed red as he stammered without being able to get the words out.
"What exactly happened?" Huang Wujing asked solemnly.
"I..."
In the face of Huang Wujing's prestige, the Black Clothed Guard finally told the whole story, then quickly explained, "I only wanted to teach him a lesson, but I don't know how, I just tumbled into the river somehow."
"Humph, fooling around."
Huang Wujing berated him with a shout.
"Master, your subordinate deserves death. I shall never dare again." Under Huang Wujing's might, cold sweats streamed down the Black Clothed Guard's face as he didn't even dare to breathe loudly with his head bowed down.
"It'd better be so."
Huang Wujing glared at him, his eyes full of anger.
However, what made him puzzled over repeatedly was that aside from this incident, with this guard's strength, how could he have possibly fallen into the river just like that?
Unwittingly, he directed his piercing eyes at Yi Feng's guard, the short dwarf in the black robe.
He sized him up and down cautiously...
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
