Although they didn't know what Yi Feng meant by "having hemorrhoids", everyone nodded like chickens pecking rice.
Finally, in a state of fright, they came to Yi Feng.
Fortunately, Song Ke didn't make any moves, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you for saving our lives earlier!"
Everyone bowed to show their gratitude.
"It's nothing, don't be so polite."
Yi Feng waved his hand. Saving this group of people surrounded by beasts was just a coincidence to him, not a big deal.
Yi Feng didn't think much of these people calling him senior.
The strong are respected, right?
Since this group couldn't even handle a dozen beasts, calling him senior was reasonable.
The others also relaxed a lot, seeming to think this expert was quite easy-going.
After introducing themselves and some small talk, Li Shuhua and the others set up camp with Yi Feng.
After all, they didn't dare wander off on their own.
"Ah!"
"This piece of wood is so amazing!"
Just then, Yi Feng suddenly noticed a particularly unusual part of the locust tree trunk behind him, immediately arousing his curiosity.
"Disciple, give me the knife."
"Yes, Master."
Taking the knife from Zhong Qing, Yi Feng walked over.
However, Li Shuhua and the others' hearts jumped to their throats.
This was Song Ke the old demon's heart!
What was this expert trying to do?
And this heart of the tree looked ordinary, but if you really wanted to pay attention to it, how could Song Ke allow it?
Li Shuhua and the others swallowed nervously as they watched Yi Feng anxiously.
At this moment, Yi Feng had come to the heart of the tree and tapped it with the knife. He suddenly shouted excitedly, "Oh my, this wood is really a good thing. If I carved it, the work would definitely turn out great, and might improve my carving skills."
Saying so, he turned and called to Zhong Qing, "Disciple, come help me dig this piece of wood out."
Song Ke, who was hiding, was shocked.
This was too arrogant!
He didn't make a move against these two humans because of that mysterious pressure, but now this damned human actually had ideas about his heart of the tree.
This was intolerable.
Taking advantage of Yi Feng turning his head, the heart of the tree suddenly flashed with white light, and vaguely revealed killing intent. It gathered tremendous power and attacked Yi Feng.
Seeing this, Li Shuhua and the others were greatly shocked.
Just as they wanted to shout a warning to Yi Feng, the power contained in the heart of the tree rushed at him.
The distance between them was less than a foot.
It was too late.
At this distance, being attacked off guard by Song Ke's power, even a Martial Emperor would probably capsize, right?
Li Shuhua and the others' faces turned deathly pale in fright.
But at this critical juncture, Yi Feng also turned to look back at the heart of the tree.
He felt a breeze blow by and his nose cooled. With a twitch...
"Achoo!"
Yi Feng let out a loud sneeze.
But this one sneeze directly triggered Li Shuhua and the others' nerves, completely overturning their worldview.
Wow.
What a f*cking powerful sneeze!
Everyone sucked in a breath.
Because this sneeze alone shattered Song Ke's attack.
Not a shred left.
Seeing this shocking scene, Song Ke was also dumbfounded.
The entire huge locust tree shook violently at this moment!
This...
What the hell kind of magic is this?
Song Ke directly doubted life itself.
Although his cultivation was suppressed by an invisible force, he could still exert his full power in one strike with the heart of the tree.
His full power strike was a strike at the Demon Sage level!
It was broken by a sneeze?
Still shocked, Song Ke felt a chill.
Looking over, he saw Yi Feng and Zhong Qing digging out his heart of the tree with a knife.
As half of the heart of the tree was dug out, Song Ke's realm rapidly declined, regressing to half-Sage in the blink of an eye.
Song Ke was furious.
He wanted to kill these two damned humans immediately.
But before making a move, he remembered their terrifying methods again, and his just-risen anger extinguished again.
He couldn't win!
He felt hopeless!
Swallowing his hatred bitterly for the sake of keeping something left rather than losing everything, Song Ke forcibly endured it for later revenge.
"Hmm, with this, I can go back and carve some things nicely."
Yi Feng looked at the heart of the tree in his hand and put it into his ring.
Beside him, Li Shuhua and the others were already so shocked that they didn't know how to describe it in words, and their minds couldn't catch up.
Not only did he shatter Song Ke's Demon Sage strike with a sneeze, but he dug out Song Ke's heart of the tree just to carve it?
What boldness!
But the stronger Yi Feng was, the better for them.
Because Yi Feng had no hostility towards them, they just needed to follow him, at least to keep their lives worry-free.
It took a long time for the crowd to recover their senses and sit down again.
But just then, a series of strange noises came from afar, approaching this side.
Everyone stood up and looked around.
Yi Feng was no exception.
"Awoo!"
"Wuhu..."
"Taking off..."
"Awooo, tired, so tired..."
Hearing these familiar shouts, Li Shuhua and the others' eyes widened, revealing shocked expressions.
"Is it those few from before?"
As the sounds fell, sure enough.
A figure in black robes came rushing over with a sack over his shoulder, followed by a beast of gluttony dragging a sack, and a centipede sitting on the beast's head.
"It really is those three!"
Li Shuhua and the others were shocked to see them rushing over and quickly dodged to the side.
After all, they knew these guys' style clearly. No matter who was in front, they would take them out.
But after they dodged, they found Yi Feng still foolishly standing in place.
Their faces changed in urgency.
Although they knew Yi Feng was very powerful, judging by this black-robed man's ability to easily step on Song Ke's clone, he was no weaker!
If these two masters collided, it would get out of hand.
So they hurriedly shouted loudly at Yi Feng,
"Senior, don't block their way, move aside and let them pass."
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