"What a great idea!"
"Let's just capture Ao Qing directly."
"Right, we're no match for the people at the Martial Arts Hall, but can we still not handle Ao Qing?"
One enthusiastic voice after another rang out, giving everyone a glimmer of hope.
After the blow from the Martial Arts Hall just now, they were itching for a place to vent their frustration. Now that capturing Ao Qing was mentioned, they were raring to go.
"Lord Bifang, according to the tracking in Pingjiang City, not only is Ao Qing not in the city, but he's also very far from the city. He should be on the other side of the Shogunate Mountain Range, deep in the Hundred Thousand Mountains!" the subordinate said to Ao Bifang.
"The Hundred Thousand Mountains?"
Ao Bifang's pupils contracted as he said coldly, "That's fine too. After all, the farther he is from the Martial Arts Hall, the better for us!"
With that said, he waved his hand.
"Let's go!"
At his command, the many top masters of the Red Sun Clan set out towards the Hundred Thousand Mountains. Even though they had hit a wall attacking the Martial Arts Hall, they were absolutely confident this time.
After all, this was the gathering of the Red Sun Clan's top combat power.
With this lineup, how could they possibly fail to capture a good-for-nothing like Ao Qing?
Impossible!
However, the distance between the Hundred Thousand Mountains and Pingjiang City was not short. Even rushing there, it would take Ao Bifang and the others quite some time.
Meanwhile, at the Martial Arts Hall, wine was still flowing freely and they were having a great time drinking.
Especially with the wine brought by Qingshan Patriarch, which was extraordinary. Add to that, they didn't dare use their cultivation to drink, so after a while, except for Yi Feng who was still fine, the other four old men were already drunk and red-faced.
Qingshan Patriarch in particular, was holding up his orchid fingers and dancing around, recounting his romantic exploits from his youth.
"Let me tell you, I'm not bragging, but I was so handsome when I was young. The girls who had a crush on me could form a long line." Qingshan Patriarch said arrogantly, his face flushed from drinking.
"Pfft, looking at you now, you couldn't have been much to look at when you were young. Even if girls liked you, they must have had terrible taste." Chu Kuangshi said disbelievingly.
Qingshan Patriarch glared at him, his red face even more flushed as he said, "Cut the crap, do I seem like someone who brags? Don't be shocked when I tell you, I once handled thirty-six girls at the same time!"
"Thirty-six?"
Everyone was shocked, even Yi Feng was a bit surprised.
Men, you know.
Drinking a little and bragging a bit is normal.
"Go on, go on, tell us how you managed that." Sun Zhuge urged eagerly.
Hearing this, everyone pricked up their ears.
"Ahem!"
Seeing everyone so interested, Qingshan Patriarch went on boasting smugly.
He described everything in detail from beginning to end, from head to toe, far view to close up, even he didn't know how much exaggeration he had added.
It took a full half an hour before he finally finished.
"Um, can you teach me how?"
Just then, a voice suddenly rang out from the doorway of the next room.
Everyone looked over to find that Zhong Qing had woken up and was peeking out from the doorway. Who knows how long he had been eavesdropping there.
As he spoke, he couldn't help licking his lips, his eyes full of longing for the scene Qingshan Patriarch had described.
"Little brat, shouldn't be learning this stuff. Hurry up and go back to sleep!"
Yi Feng glared at him angrily. Although there was also a hint of happiness on his face that his little disciple had finally woken up.
Hearing this, Zhong Qing hurriedly ducked his head back and scurried back to lie down.
Zhong Qing's appearance didn't dampen their mood.
After Qingshan Patriarch, the other old men also started bragging and recounting their own old stories.
Like how Lu Qingshan once lavished his fortune on a beauty.
How Wu Yonghong was beaten half to death over a woman when he was young and hung in a cesspit for half a month.
How Sun Zhuge peeked at the village belle next door bathing when he was little. Seeing her vague figure and bare back aroused him, until the girl turned around and he realized in horror it was the village belle's father. Leaving Sun Zhuge with no interest in women for many years after.
As for Chu Kuangshi, he was as pure as a blank sheet of paper, making everyone suspect he might prefer men as they instinctively moved their chairs farther from him.
"Sir, would you share any stories you may have?"
After all the boasting, Lu Qingshan cautiously asked Yi Feng.
The others also looked over eagerly.
"Me?"
Yi Feng smiled, set down his wine cup, and thought for a moment. "I don't really have any special stories. If I had to think of something, it would be from another world!"
"Another world?"
Shocked, everyone shuddered instantly, the alcohol frightened right out of them.
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
