It wasn't long before a crispy roasted skeleton came out of the oven.
Lu Yuan glanced at the clown next to him, "Please go and pack all the slices into boxes."
"Skeletal packaging, thank you."
The clown tilted his head, "Why me?"
Lu Yuan also tilted his head in the other direction, "Do you want me to become a disaster fetus?"
"Do you think you'll still be alive at that time?"
The clown blinked, said nothing, took out a wrinkled snakeskin bag and hopped over.
Lu Yuan walked to the armored sedan whose roof had been deformed, and looked inside.
The four people were sleeping soundly.
This was an aftereffect of having their life force drained, making them feel exhausted.
Lu Yuan thought for a moment. It was not appropriate to disturb them at this time either.
But seeing that the four had all aged somewhat, Lu Yuan felt a little bad about not helping them solve this problem.
So he casually wrote a few words on the protective armor of the car body: Come back to find me.
- Lu Yuan
After writing, Lu Yuan looked around, afraid they might not notice, so he casually moved a rock from the side and leaned it against the car.
Then Lu Yuan led a clown carrying a snakeskin bag and walked back to Yun City on foot.
"Dr. Lu, I know why you only let me come with you."
"Why?"
"In order to let me watch you show off..."
Lu Yuan: "..."
By the time the two returned to the clinic, it was already eight or nine o'clock in the evening.
In the reception hall, the clown raised the snakeskin bag in his hand to Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan thought for a while and said, "That little grass doesn't like staying in the room, right?"
"So, let Little Grass go to the backyard and tell him he can continue expanding his territory there."
"Then, you separate the snake skin and bones and bury them in Little Grass's territory."
"I used to have those dead cavalry watch these things, but now it seems unreliable, so let's let Little Grass try."
The clown stared at Lu Yuan, "Do you really treat me as an employee?"
Lu Yuan frowned, "Aren't you?"
"Boss, shouldn't you calculate my salary?"
"Alright alright, let Lin Youyou give you a shot later, can't you have some fun on your own? Do you have to rely on adrenaline every day?"
Clown: "Some people don't allow me to have fun as I please."
Lu Yuan waved his hand, "Happiness built on the pain of others is not true happiness. You should learn from me more, help others and find joy."
After speaking, he walked upstairs by himself.
Leaving the clown standing there looking bewildered.
This Lu still has such thick skin!
...
On the second floor was a closed small room.
Li Lin was tied up, lying on a bed with only a light board.
He did not struggle, but was very calm.
Even though he had been lying here for a day without eating, drinking, peeing or pooping, an almost noble elegance still emanated from this man.
When Lu Yuan stood in front of him, Lu Yuan was wondering about one thing.
How did such a delicate man end up becoming a mercenary?
Not to mention Western Capital, even in Xifu City in this 27 Region, as long as this man was willing, he could live a life of luxury.
He would only need to practice the flexibility of his tongue, the speed of his fingers and the firmness in a certain area.
Such things were not shameful in this era.
On the contrary, many people desperately sought after such a good job.
After all, back in the old century, people's ideology was already "laugh at poverty, not at prostitution".
The man also sensed Lu Yuan's arrival, he gently turned his head, looked Lu Yuan up and down in his white coat.
"I smelled your scent in the wind long ago, doctor."
Hearing these soft and seductive words coming from a man's mouth made Lu Yuan shiver all over.
"Which consortium do you belong to? Or are you an independent mercenary?"
Lu Yuan wanted to chat about manly topics to increase the masculine aura in the room.
"Me? Doctor, why ask this, are you very interested in me?"
Lu Yuan's mouth suddenly twitched. He blinked and said, "Forget it, there's nothing for us to talk about."
After saying that, Lu Yuan stepped forward and patted the man on the head.
He just wanted to replicate this man's ability to control time.
But something weird happened, Lu Yuan's usually flawless talent failed this time.
Lu Yuan had lost interest in this man, but in this moment, he became excited.
The man looked up at Lu Yuan, "Doctor, why did you pat me? Are you showing affection to me?"
Lu Yuan pinched the man's cheek.
Instantly, red clouds flew onto the man's cheeks.
But Lu Yuan was still unable to replicate the ability.
The chest, lower abdomen, thighs...
The man's body began to twitch slightly.
Lu Yuan's gaze towards the man's body gradually changed.
He gently lifted the man's shirt, and slowly pressed his finger on his belly.
The man also sensed the change in Lu Yuan's eyes. His whole face flushed slightly, he lowered his head slightly, and whispered, "Doctor..."
"Anyway since there's no one else here, if you want, it's possible too..."
Lu Yuan was surprised, "Is it okay?"
The man nodded shyly, "Okay, but be gentle, don't use too much force."
"Okay!"
Lu Yuan nodded, "Don't worry! I won't make you feel any discomfort!"
The man looked a little unnatural, "Actually, being a little uncomfortable is also fine..."
As he said this, Lu Yuan had already put on his bluetooth headset and said to it: "Lin Youyou, prepare operating room number four!"
Operating room?!
Upon hearing these three words, the man's face instantly changed!
But soon returned to normal.
"I didn't expect doctor, you're into this too?"
"Huh? Doctor what are you going to do?"
Lu Yuan smiled slightly, "Give you a shot."
"An injection? Of what?"
"Anesthetic."
"Anesthetic?! What are you trying to--"
Before the man could finish speaking, Lu Yuan had already injected a high-dose anesthetic into his upper limb vein.
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
