Brilliant Calculations

……

Zhu Yan climbed the stairs, the small shards of glass crunching beneath his feet.

After returning from Jin Rongxu, he had spent a full day recuperating.

The previous night, he had skipped his memory-modification potion and slept deeply—so deeply that he didn’t have to worry about a single thing.

He scratched at his hair and took a bite of a barbecued-pork bun.

The [Metabolism Module] had sucked in all the buildings and spat them back out again. That rough treatment had left the art students’ teaching building in complete disarray.

Nearly every classroom window on both sides had been shattered—

The soft soles of Zhu Yan’s sneakers kept squeaking against the glass shards, the sound echoing eerily through the long corridor.

Several large pieces of broken glass were still lodged in the window frames. On them, Zhu Yan saw dark-brown, rust-colored bloodstains and a few scraps of rotting flesh.

He hurriedly quickened his pace and jogged toward the end of the corridor.

The familiar vending machine soon came into view. One side had been badly dented, while the edges and all four corners on the front had been scraped bare of paint.

It looked utterly miserable.

Zhu Yan took out a bone-copper coin, unsure whether the thing still worked.

He stepped forward and was just about to insert the coin when the vending machine suddenly let out a loud clang and toppled straight toward him.

“Holy shit!”

Zhu Yan nimbly leaped aside.

The vending machine crashed to the floor with a deafening clatter, and the glass covering its display shattered into countless pieces.

Zhu Yan stared blankly at it. Then he turned his head and met the equally stunned gaze of the art student, An Xuyin.

“Uh… ugh!”

An Xuyin let out a wail.

His curly hair was piled messily on top of his head, and two streaks of grime marked his face. It was obvious that some filthy, exhausting work had put him through the wringer.

“The vending machine!! If it’s completely smashed like this, I’ll have to report it to the organization and make them rebuild me another secret room!”

Zhu Yan glanced at the wall.

It was seamless. There was no sign that a room existed behind it.

“Let’s get inside first. It should still hold up for one last time,” he consoled him. “Besides, don’t you have plenty of secret locations?”

An Xuyin closed one eye and shot Zhu Yan a sidelong glance with the other.

“Oh, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Zhu Zeyu.”

“Not a word from you for so long. Those in the know would say you had too much to deal with. Those who don’t know better would think you were dead.”

He rapped three times on the wall.

“Come in. You still haven’t claimed your reward from last time.”

Zhu Yan waved a hand, then pulled out three cups of milk tea and some white clay and paints purchased from the [Witch’s Department Store].

An Xuyin’s tone immediately softened, and the baby fat on his face lifted into an uncontrollable grin.

“Oh, all right. I won’t hold it against you, bro! You must have done a whole, whole lot over such a long time… I heard you got your hands on a fragment of [Chaos Order]. My God, you’ve really worked hard!”

The moment they entered the narrow foyer, An Xuyin enthusiastically snatched the bag of milk tea from Zhu Yan’s hands.

The door closed automatically behind them and turned back into a wall. An Xuyin, meanwhile, eagerly rummaged through the bag and picked out an expensive iced chocolate.

“It reminds me of the rivers outside Italian cities in the fourteenth century… Oh!”

Zhu Yan didn’t understand this thunderous analogy at all.

He surveyed the little room and was surprised to find that many things had been moved. The sofa had suffered especially noticeable damage: its outer covering had been slashed open, exposing the yellow sponge inside.

“What happened here?” Zhu Yan asked.

An Xuyin turned into a beautiful white cat and began noisily slurping down his milk tea.

Zhu Yan took the hard-won fragment of [Chaos Order] from his ring and placed it beneath An Xuyin’s fluffy chest.

He had no intention of telling An Xuyin about what had happened in the [Human Alliance]—not unless An Xuyin asked.

It was difficult to say exactly why.

For one thing, the matters concerning Jin Rongxu and Director Jin were difficult to explain in just a few words. For another, Zhu Yan wasn’t used to voluntarily laying everything about himself bare before someone else.

Although he knew the art student meant him no harm, he still wanted to keep a few secrets of his own—even if those secrets might be exposed with only a little investigation.

“There’ll be an open-beta dungeon in a little over half a month,” Zhu Yan said, speaking more to himself than to anyone else. “I wonder what it’ll be like.”

An Xuyin gulped down his iced chocolate.

Only after his cat mouth was smeared with brown stains did he finally lift his head, satisfied, and turn back into a human.

“I don’t know either. But you did beautifully.”

He carefully picked up the fragment. Its milky-white glow illuminated his catlike pupils.

“This thing is very important to us. I’ll hand it over to the higher-ups in [Fangcun Mountain]. With your help, we’ll soon be able to try entering [Carnival Paradise] and establish a contact point down there.”

Zhu Yan was stunned. “Didn’t you say there was no way to get down there, and that was why you needed me?”

“That’s right.” The art student’s expression turned solemn. “Even with a fragment of [Chaos Order], we still can’t simply go down there and start a fight. Especially since, to this day, we still don’t know where [Carnival Paradise]’s ultimate weakness lies…”

An Xuyin looked at Zhu Yan.

“You know, this is the first time it has descended on such a massive scale. Do you know what the fragment of [Chaos Order] is for?”

Zhu Yan thought back to what the monsters in the [Metabolism Module] dungeon had said.

“I know it can disrupt or block certain rules. It’s pretty much exactly what its name suggests.”

“Exactly.”

An Xuyin nodded solemnly and continued explaining. “It can block rules, but the area it can affect is extremely limited. We can combine it with some items we already have and use it to enclose a small area down there as a place for communication.”

“But leaving that area recklessly would still get us discovered.”

“And we couldn’t defeat all the things down there anyway. Some of them are incredibly powerful, while others will return even if they temporarily perish.”

An Xuyin carefully put away the fragment.

“I’ll submit it to the higher-ups. Now, about your reward…”

He walked over to the desk and rummaged out a heavy cloth bundle.

“I heard the higher-ups agonized over this for a long time before finally deciding to give it to you.”

“There’s also a mission card inside. It’s a task you’ll need to complete in the open-beta dungeon.”

Zhu Yan felt the bundle. It was soft and pliable, almost like clothing.

He opened it and, sure enough, found a magnificent, heavy robe inside.

A bottle resembling insecticide was pressed into the middle of the robe. The bottle was pure white, with no words indicating what it was for.

Beside the aerosol can lay a sandalwood bookmark. The next [Fangcun Mountain] mission had been printed in neat lettering on the back.

“Member, we are grateful for the contributions you have made, and hereby reward you!”

“We understand that you may be facing the [Hunter]’s baptism, so we are additionally presenting you with one can of waterproof aerosol.”

“Before undergoing the ‘baptism,’ please spray it thoroughly over your entire body!”

Oh, wonderful.

Zhu Yan thought to himself, “What a brilliant calculation.”

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