It was stated in the ability description.
This so-called "False Affection" only needed to be expressed to a specific target; it didn't say the other party had to accept it.
Therefore, Zhu Yan decided to write a letter to Wang Lanhua.
"Dear Lanhua:
I must admit that during our time together, I have developed unusual feelings for you.
This feeling has nothing to do with familial love, but everything to do with romance..."
Zhu Yan paused his pen.
Romance isn't necessarily love, is it!
After thinking for a moment, he wrote down the final sentence.
"Baby, I loaf you for a lifetome!"
After finishing, he carefully signed Feng Yaozu's name, folded the piece of paper, and walked back out.
At the dining table, Li Mei had already taken several bites without stopping.
Seeing "Feng Yaozu," she quickly stopped her hands, a flash of fear and greed passing through her eyes.
"Yao... Yaozu, when are we starting the meal?"
Zhu Yan looked at the arrangement on the table.
A large plate fully piled with meat. Chen Zhaoxing was unconscious and didn't need to eat, and he himself couldn't possibly eat it.
Only Wang Lanhua, Li Mei, and Xu Tongguang would eat. For three people, it was more than enough.
The meat was here, everyone was present. There was no point in delaying this "family dinner" any longer!
"Now," Zhu Yan said.
He dragged Chen Zhaoxing up from the sofa and casually placed him by the table; then he motioned for the sullen Xu Tongguang to sit next to him.
Xu Tongguang's ability level was lower than Chen Zhaoxing's.
Under the effect of Bring Honor to the Ancestors, he seemed to have absolutely no room to resist.
After confirming that nothing would happen to these two, Zhu Yan looked up and called out toward the kitchen.
"Mom, time to eat!"
His pleasure was firmly suppressed; he felt like a cold machine that only knew how to act.
He silently took off the bracelet again, and a faint pleasure crawled through his bones and muscles like ants.
"Coming!" Wang Lanhua said in a hoarse voice.
She hurriedly pulled out a chair and pushed two cups of drinks toward Chen Zhaoxing and Xu Tongguang.
"This one is already unconscious."
Zhu Yan pointed at Chen Zhaoxing.
He couldn't hold back; the crazy secretion of dopamine made a trace of a smile appear on his face.
He turned to Xu Tongguang and once again used the ability Bring Honor to the Ancestors!
"Dad, finish the drink."
Xu Tongguang took off his mask, revealing a pale, somewhat sickly but handsome face.
"This..."
Wang Lanhua narrowed her eyes. After seeing that face clearly, she completely lost her composure.
Even Li Mei, who had been staring intently at the plate of meat, couldn't help but look up at this moment, showing an expression of wanting to watch a good show.
"How is this a man?!"
Wang Lanhua jumped up from the dining table, but Xu Tongguang had already drunk half of the beverage.
"Mom, don't get worked up," Li Mei quickly advised with fake sincerity.
Zhu Yan noticed that she took advantage of the chaos to stuff a piece of meat into her mouth, her cheeks chewing desperately, as if she were addicted to human flesh.
"How is my son supposed to absorb this?!" Wang Lanhua broke down. "Some relatives they are, they're messing with me on purpose, aren't they?! They promised it would be nieces, how did they send these two things?!"
"Damn it, those dead swindlers, I should have chopped them up right from the start!"
Wow.
With Wang Lanhua yelling like this, Zhu Yan actually heard another layer of meaning.
If she understood the entirety of this ability, she would know that a few vague, fake words of confession would be enough to fulfill the condition of "absorbing another's life force."
In that case, Wang Lanhua wouldn't be as hysterical as she was now.
Zhu Yan sneered.
Scum, absolute scum.
This Feng Yaozu probably hadn't told Wang Lanhua the whole truth.
The version he told his family was probably "you can only absorb life force by having intercourse"!
This way, Wang Lanhua's reaction made sense.
Wang Lanhua plopped back onto the stool and started slapping her thighs and wailing. The sharp waves of sound pierced Zhu Yan's ears continuously.
Pleasure surged along with it. Zhu Yan grabbed the folded piece of paper, stood up, and went to pat Wang Lanhua's back.
"Why can't they be absorbed?"
Even if they could be absorbed, it wasn't those two who would be.
At this, even Li Mei, who looked cowardly and only focused on herself, looked up.
"Husband, you..."
Absorbing women, she could understand.
But, m-men...
Li Mei's face looked a bit awful. "Husband, could you reconsider this carefully?"
Zhu Yan felt utterly disgusted.
He stuffed the folded piece of paper into Wang Lanhua's hand and took out the demon-exclusive Straw Bottle from his ring.
With such a divine artifact, sucking her dry to death would only take a dozen seconds.
"Mom, this is for you."
With a thought, Zhu Yan activated the ability Infidelity, facing Wang Lanhua.
He tried hard to make his eyes look gentler, holding back a laugh.
"This is what I want to express to you."
Wang Lanhua's hands were trembling; she hadn't yet recovered from her immense anger.
She looked at the "Feng Yaozu" in front of her, her lips quivering, "Yaozu, now is not the time for this! Tell Mom, what did you mean by what you just said? What is wrong with you?"
At this second, Zhu Yan could clearly feel that the aura around her had undergone a very subtle change.
It was as if this person had transformed from a "human" into a bottle of AD Calcium Milk with a straw already inserted.
It worked!
Zhu Yan rejoiced.
As long as he took a gentle sip, he could...
"Are you angry, Wang Lanhua?"
Zhu Yan opened the straw bottle, dropping the act entirely.
He dragged out his words and revealed a wicked smile, his appearance starting to change rapidly.
"You only just noticed something was wrong with me."
"Wang Lanhua, your son never told you, did he."
"Feng Yaozu's" voice became somewhat distorted, revealing a completely different tone.
Wang Lanhua snapped her head up, not even noticing the long tube inserted into her stomach!
"Mom!" Li Mei shouted.
She stopped her chopsticks, unconcealable terror on her face!
"Mom, look, he isn't Yaozu at all!"
In just a few short seconds, "Feng Yaozu's" face had turned into an appearance they didn't recognize at all.
This man raised his eyes, smiling carelessly, looking at them as if he were enjoying a stage play.
"His ability doesn't require having intercourse to absorb others."
The color in Wang Lanhua's face was rapidly fading.
She stared blankly at Zhu Yan, completely unable to comprehend what was happening right now.
Where was... her son?
Where was her son?!
Her son, how did he change?!
Li Mei, however, understood.
Her fingers tightly gripped the edge of the table, almost forgetting to breathe.
"Y-your ability!! Where is Feng Yaozu? Where is he?!"
This unfamiliar man in front of her was not her "husband."
Then where was her real husband?
"Ah, he is in your stomach."
Zhu Yan said with a slight smile, pointing at the plate on the table.
His Straw Bottle was already full. The capacity of this Straw Bottle was 2 L, meaning it could hold two human lives.
Wang Lanhua, just like Li Huisheng back then, didn't die immediately; this actually gave him time to watch the show.
"The taste of three hearts is pretty good, right? Let me think, they should belong to Feng Yaozu, Feng Qiang, and Feng Yuan."
"Feng Qiang's is a bit fresher. Did you taste the difference?"
Guys, Chen Zhaoxing didn't actually eat a real cockroach. What he ate was a chocolate cockroach!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
nto another world, I bought a slave for the first time, never expecting the silver wolf girl to be so cute... Lin Feng: I know it's cold, but you don't have to sneak into my bed! Yuna: Just sharing body warmth, if you dare do anything naughty, I'll definitely...
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
