"This isn't funny," Yang Zhanbai said gloomily. "I'm calling the police."
Zhu Yan nodded cooperatively. "I support that. It's best if you go tell Officer Guan right now!"
The more chaotic, the better.
"Since the [Hunter] did not expose their identity during this large-scale game..."
"...we will publicly award the [Hunter] a special reward."
Holy crap, there's more?
Zhu Yan pricked up his ears.
"The [Hunter] can hide the mark on the palm of their right hand for fifteen days. No one will be able to see through it."
"This reward takes effect immediately."
So it's this!
Zhu Yan felt a little burst of joy in his heart.
This was exactly what he needed.
Although it was only for fifteen days, it was enough to get through the police department interview and deal with everyone else.
As for what to do after that, there's always a way out. He would take it one step at a time.
However, Yang Zhanbai and Qi Yinming's expressions were not very pretty.
"The public broadcast has concluded," the female voice said cheerfully. "Players, please pay attention to your personal reward broadcasts."
Zhu Yan felt a surge of excitement.
His [Roleplay] ability had been stuck at level 5 for a long time.
The condition to upgrade from level 5 to level 6 was three closed-beta instances.
[What's the Time, Mr. Wolf] happened to be the third one!
This [Roleplay] should be able to upgrade now, right?
"As the [Hunter], your performance was truly not excellent enough."
The female voice emphasized critically: "Oh well, please listen to your player rewards."
"First, you have leveled up from a level 4 player to a level 5 player."
"Congratulations, you now possess your own attribute panel."
"Whether it is constitution, strength, agility, or your maximum sanity, they will all be digitized for easier measurement."
"This also means you are officially on the right track, player."
Whoa.
Zhu Yan felt pleasantly surprised, but also found it a bit funny.
Did [Carnival Paradise]'s phrase "on the right track" imply that players and horror creatures below level 5 were just noobs without specific stats?
"Correct," the female voice said happily. "It was all just for fun."
"You can head to the player's personal center later to check your specific stats."
"Now broadcasting your remaining rewards."
"Congratulations, you have obtained ten days of rest. Of course, you may choose to enter an instance; that is your freedom."
Zhu Yan really wanted to take a vacation.
But compared to a vacation, leveling up and solving his troubles were more important.
"In addition, you have received a clearance reward of 50,000 yuan. You can choose to have it issued in human currency to your human world account, or in the form of thriller currency to your [Hall of Mourning] account or campus card."
This sum of money didn't seem to be included in the dividend the slime mentioned.
The campus card could only be swiped on campus. If he had a choice, Zhu Yan would definitely prioritize the [Hall of Mourning] account.
"Very well," the female voice replied cheerfully but mechanically. "500 Bone Coins have been issued to your [Hall of Mourning] account."
"Furthermore, because of your outstanding performance, you have gained the recognition and commendation of the [Court of Performances]. This attracted some audience members to place bets and win. [Carnival Paradise] will give you an additional dividend of 2000 Bone Coins and an encouragement bonus of 500 Bone Coins, directly recharged into your campus card."
An extra 500 Bone Coins?
That was great, a nice little surprise.
This crappy school required money for everything; it felt like a bottomless pit.
These 2500 Bone Coins should be enough to last a while.
During this time, he would improve his strength and try to figure out the loopholes of [Xishan University].
"By the way, congratulations on your successful enrollment as a student of [Xishan University]!"
"This is a remarkably precious opportunity to improve your strength!"
"Please work hard and strive to obtain your graduation certificate as soon as possible."
Zhu Yan didn't think it was an illusion—
The usually rigid female voice actually raised its pitch slightly at the end, carrying a hint of secret delight.
He immediately pinched his palm, forcing himself to remember this detail.
Such secret delight was highly likely not a good thing.
[Xishan University] was probably a trap.
The female voice was still broadcasting, so Zhu Yan didn't overthink it and continued listening.
"Your ability [Roleplay] has leveled up to 6, a small qualitative leap."
"I will directly broadcast the specific ability attributes for you."
Finally.
Zhu Yan sat up slightly straighter.
A small qualitative leap sounded pretty badass.
"[Roleplay] Lv.6: You can roleplay as any horror creature or human you have seen, but you can only deceive horror creatures and players at level 6 and below."
"At the same time, we have detected that you went to the [Nightmare Bookstore] and actively entered an instance to snatch another person's ability."
"This action has activated the hidden trait of the [Roleplay] ability!"
Oh.
If the first sentence was expected, the last sentence was a truly unexpected pleasant surprise.
"Hidden trait activated: [Hack]."
"This hidden trait is currently unviewable and temporarily unusable."
"Please clear the instance [Twisted Relationships] and others as soon as possible, seize others' abilities, and obtain the complete reward."
[Hack], this word alone sounded awesome.
Well, now Zhu Yan had even less of a reason not to kill.
Entering the [Twisted Relationships] instance was something that would happen first thing tomorrow morning.
Zhu Yan's heart lifted slightly.
If all went well, by tomorrow night, that [Hack] could be put to use!
"Your [Complain] level is still at level 5. You need 1 more closed-beta instance to level up."
"Of course, if you participate in an instance through a voluntary application, you can also level up."
That was still a matter for tomorrow.
Thinking of the detailed profiles of Feng Qiang, Feng Yaozu, and Wang Lanhua he had seen earlier, Zhu Yan felt a wave of nausea.
The abilities of these people were even more disgusting than he had imagined.
Them gathering together was no longer just a matter of birds of a feather flocking together.
"[Humiliation] has leveled up to 5, so it's no longer a weakness!"
The female voice said gleefully.
"After three more instances, the ability [Humiliation] can level up to 6."
"Looking forward to our next meeting, player."
The broadcast ended, and the female voice fell silent.
His ears were drawn into a silent vacuum, and a second later, subtle noises once again filled Zhu Yan's world.
Qi Yinming let out a long sigh of relief and picked up the coffee on the table.
"My reward is ten rest days and 400 Bone Coins. According to the prices we researched earlier, we should be able to get by this month."
The distribution of rewards had obviously buffered Yang Zhanbai's emotions.
He picked up his phone and typed rapidly, the expression on his face relaxing a bit.
"My reward is fifty Bone Coins more than yours," he said. "After this month passes, I don't know how long I can hold on."
He looked up, staring at Zhu Yan with rare seriousness.
"You should quickly look at the education section in the [Student Guide]."
"This crappy place is actually a school. There are midterms, finals, and normally you still have to figure out how to participate in instances to earn credits."
"If you don't have enough credits, no matter how good your test scores are, you'll fail the course. Failing means death."
Zhu Yan hadn't paid special attention to this.
At the time, he had skimmed through the [Guide] ten lines at a glance. The wording in this section hadn't seemed particularly problematic, so he had skipped over it.
Zhu Yan looked at Yang Zhanbai in confusion, then turned to Qi Yinming, hoping the two of them could give him an explanation.
"What's the big deal about credits? We'll just earn them."
Qi Yinming laughed. "You can't be as reckless as you were in the dungeon. You need to be more observant in your daily life."
"These credits aren't that easy to earn."
He pulled open the desk drawer, grabbed the handbook from inside, and skillfully flipped to a specific page.
"Here. Look, the school doesn't offer classes. Students have to find their own ways to participate in dungeons."
"We can leave the campus, but the cost of going out is very high."
Qi Yinming pointed at the text, then flipped to the expenses page at the back to show Zhu Yan the relevant fees.
"Twenty bone-gold coins per trip, which can be advanced by someone else..."
Zhu Yan immediately said, "Then we just join the official organization."
"I'm not sure if the officials can reimburse this fee, but even if they can't, it should still be a place that never lacks dungeon missions."
"It beats fumbling around in the dark by ourselves."

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.

ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"