Su Cheng: "..."
Su Cheng didn't take the belt offered by the girl. Instead, he scanned the room and noticed both the Ultraman and Kamen Rider looking at him with expectant eyes.
This immediately made him feel pressured.
How to describe it?
It felt like being the focus of hope for a group of chuunibyou boys and girls.
But even as someone who had transmigrated, joining such a club would be incredibly embarrassing!
"So, you want me to join your club?"
Su Cheng asked, looking at the earnest gaze of his senior.
This morning, Liu Qingyue had told him that the second floor was full of clubs about to be disbanded, and they were desperate to recruit new members.
"Yes."
The cosplaying senior nodded, her eyes full of longing.
To be honest, while this senior wasn't particularly beautiful, she had a quiet and gentle aura about her.
She didn't look like someone who would be deeply into chuunibyou culture at all.
But reality proved otherwise.
Just looking at the costume she wore made him feel inexplicably embarrassed.
Plus, he never expected this club would try to lure new students with genuine transformation devices.
However, as someone who had long outgrown his chuunibyou phase, Su Cheng calmly shook his head and took a step back: "Sorry, I'm not interested."
As soon as Su Cheng finished speaking.
"Clap clap clap clap clap!"
Applause suddenly filled the room.
The Kamen Rider and Ultraman walked over while clapping, looking at Su Cheng with admiration.
"As expected of someone worthy to save the world with us, you've resisted such temptation."
The senior smiled slightly, then tossed the voice changer to the Kamen Rider beside her, and raised her right hand to snap her fingers.
Embarrassingly, no sound came out.
Su Cheng standing nearby thought a villain was about to appear.
But this senior couldn't even snap her fingers properly. He felt so embarrassed for her that he couldn't even look at her directly anymore.
"Ahem..."
The senior seemed to hear Su Cheng's mental criticism, her face reddened as she coughed lightly, then gestured to the Ultraman beside her.
The Ultraman nodded and walked to the cabinet, opening the display case.
Instantly, a gold and black suit appeared before Su Cheng's eyes.
"This is..."
Seeing what was inside, Su Cheng unconsciously swallowed, his pupils dilating.
This was too cruel.
He couldn't help but swallow again, feeling his throat go dry.
Su Cheng turned to look at the girl again, who smiled slightly and explained: "This is one of the suits worn by actual suit actors."
"It'll be mine if I join the club?"
"Of course."
Su Cheng's heart surged with waves of emotion as he looked at the girl in disbelief.
Is this the power of rich kids?
Using something like this to test new students - probably no student who had gone through a chuunibyou phase could resist. This was too cunning.
However, Su Cheng, with his rock-solid willpower, still shook his head. He wouldn't do something that would change his stance.
Although he really wanted it, it was absolutely impossible.
Su Cheng took a deep breath, trying to calm his excited emotions. He turned to look at the girl beside him: "Senior, thank you for your kindness, but I don't want to join."
The girl's expression froze for a moment, then the Kamen Rider beside her suddenly leaned close to her ear and spoke loudly in what was supposed to be a whisper: "Club President, this junior has unusually thick skin, we can't treat him normally, we need to use special methods."
"That's not whispering! I can hear everything!"
Hearing what the Kamen Rider said, Su Cheng's face turned green.
Why are you speaking so loudly when trying to whisper?
And what do you mean by 'unusually thick skin'!
Don't you know how to respect people?
Haven't you been reading the school newspaper lately?
The girl was startled by these words.
Then her eyes became passionate again, looking at Su Cheng as if he were a treasure.
Just as Su Cheng was about to turn and leave in displeasure, the girl suddenly blocked his path with her slender black-stockinged leg, showing a sweet smile: "Junior Su Cheng, what comes next is something you definitely won't be able to refuse, because it's enough to drive anyone crazy."
"..."
Su Cheng was stunned by her words.
Curiosity finally overcame reason.
After all, these rich kids had just shown him a suit actually worn by professional suit actors.
He had to admit, he was quite curious.
He nodded, wanting to see this legendary thing that could drive anyone crazy.
"Alright, junior, please wait a moment."
After speaking, the girl turned and walked towards the innermost cabinet, while the two suited men closed the door and windows respectively.
This setup clearly indicated they were about to bring out something extraordinary.
Su Cheng narrowed his eyes, watching the girl.
Soon, the girl opened the cabinet and held a delicate treasure chest in both hands.
He had no idea what was inside.
The girl walked over holding the box with both hands, looking reverent, then slowly opened it...
At this moment,
Su Cheng only saw golden light shining, and even heard solemn and dignified bell sounds coming from inside, making one feel as if they had returned to the ancient Warring States period, as if watching a great emperor performing a sacrifice to heaven and earth. The atmosphere made Su Cheng couldn't help but become immersed.
This aura,
Could it be that this box contains...
"Hey, can you stop shining that light at me?"
Su Cheng looked at the golden light in Ultraman's hands with annoyance, then turned to the Kamen Rider with displeasure: "And you, please turn off the music!"
"Oh, sorry."
"We were just trying to set the mood."
Hearing this, both Ultraman and Kamen Rider awkwardly scratched their heads and pressed their remote controls to turn everything off.
Why are these people so stupid?
"Senior, please continue."
He turned back to look at the box.
"Alright."
The senior nodded, then slowly opened the box.
"Eh?"
After opening it, Su Cheng saw it was actually a blue and white striped piece of cloth.
This left him dumbfounded and confused.
"Blue and white stripes?"
While Su Cheng was confused, the senior suddenly grabbed the striped cloth and tried to put it on his head, looking quite excited.
"What the hell!?"
Su Cheng was startled and quickly dodged.
If this thing got put on his head, he'd never be able to show his face in public again!
"From today on, you'll be Hentai Kamen!"
The senior had a yandere look on her face, holding the striped cloth in both hands, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
"Junior, I know you're a bit shy, but don't worry, we'll help you become a true hero!"
Hentai Kamen?
What the hell is that?
Su Cheng was completely bewildered.
Their reaction was completely beyond his expectations.
"Catch him!"
At the senior's command, both Kamen Rider and Ultraman sprang into action.
Seeing this, Su Cheng immediately fled through the door. He had no intention of participating in such perverted activities with these people.
"After him! Don't let him get away! He's destined to be Hentai Kamen!"
The senior shouted.
The Kamen Rider and Ultraman quickly ran out of the room, sprinting down the hallway, while Su Cheng hid in a nearby club room and breathed a sigh of relief.
He really hadn't expected that in such a prestigious school.
There would be such chuunibyou and extreme perverts!
Su Cheng was still shaken.
Fortunately, he had reacted quickly earlier.
If that thing had been put on his head, he would never have been able to show his face in public again.
"Junior, please have some tea."
Just then, a hoarse male voice came from within the club room. He looked up to see a handsome, sunny-looking senior standing before him with a steaming cup of tea.
"Thank you."
Su Cheng took the teacup, and immediately a sweet taste spread across his lips. After taking a sip, he couldn't help but ask: "What kind of tea is this?"
"It's my personally developed sleeping red tea."
"Pfft!"
Hearing this, Su Cheng immediately spat out the tea.
He coughed while staring at the senior with wide eyes.
"What's wrong?"
The senior was startled, looking at Su Cheng with an innocent and confused expression.
Seeing the other's serious demeanor, Su Cheng finally handed the cup back: "It's nothing, thank you."
The senior was stunned. He didn't take the cup, but instead stared at Su Cheng seriously, asking word by word: "Junior, what happened?"
Upon hearing this, Su Cheng's eye twitched. He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, then walked out of the club to look at the name outside.
Sleep Club.
As the name suggested, the club activity was most likely sleeping.
"This is the red tea I developed to help with sleep. What's wrong?"
Just hearing that name made everything sound terrible!
"Very good, very innovative."
Su Cheng held back his urge to criticize and nodded seriously, after all, he had just misunderstood the senior.
He had thought it was some strange red tea.
But the other person had simply given it a straightforward and fitting name.
He was the one being evil and dirty-minded.
Seeing that Su Cheng was fine now, the senior laughed heartily: "Alright, junior, since that's the case, let me give you some."
Saying this, he took out several tea bags from his pocket and placed them in Su Cheng's hands.
Su Cheng was stunned, then quickly tried to decline: "No, no need."
But the senior shook his head: "It's fine, I'm giving them to you, just accept them."
Without waiting for a response, he pushed the tea bags into Su Cheng's hands.
Seeing this, Su Cheng had no choice but to nod.
"Junior, would you like to learn more about my club?"
Having accepted his gifts, Su Cheng felt obligated and had to agree.
The senior's face immediately lit up with a smile: "Junior, my name is Yamamoto Xianren, and I'm in charge of this club."
"Hello, Senior Yamamoto."
Su Cheng nodded politely in response.
"Here, scan this QR code for our public account. It has the APP I developed. You can use it to regulate your sleep when you have insomnia. It's very effective, and it also has a complete introduction to our club."
The senior took out an iPad from his pocket and placed it in front of him.
"Alright, senior."
Su Cheng looked down and took out his phone to scan it.
"Beep~"
An interface immediately popped up on his screen, and a line of text appeared.
'Hypnosis APP'
"?"
A big question mark appeared on Su Cheng's face.
"Well, it contains various sleep-aid images and stress-relief videos I collected from the internet. It's still a bit crude now, excuse me."
The senior said this with a shy and embarrassed smile, even scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
"I see."
Su Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, realizing he had misunderstood.
How could such a bright and handsome rich second-generation senior be like him, dirty-minded and dark?
He shouldn't judge others by his own standards!
It seemed this senior was just a bit obsessed with the word hypnosis.
"Junior, would you like to join my club? With you here, we can definitely dominate- oh no, I mean protect the sleep quality of all students in the school!"
Su Cheng was about to speak, but when he suddenly heard that strange word choice, he was completely stunned.
"Senior, did you just say 'dominate'?"
"Dominate?"
The senior shook his head, looking at Su Cheng with confusion: "What do you mean? I don't quite understand. I said 'protect'!"
Su Cheng looked at the senior with disbelief: "You said it! You definitely said it! Absolutely said it!"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
The senior shook his head and continued: "Do you want to join the club?"
Su Cheng turned and walked away immediately, not wanting to stay on the second floor of this club for another moment.
"Junior, please help your senior! I can't even gather enough people for an interest group now, the club is about to be disbanded!"
Just as he was about to step away, the senior grabbed his arm with an urgent expression.
"Let go!"
Su Cheng frowned and said coldly.
"Junior, please."
Saying this, he grabbed Su Cheng's arm with tears and snot running down his face, then looked up at Su Cheng: "Junior, I really can't find anyone else to join. The club will collapse in my generation, I've failed our seniors' teachings."
"Why don't you go recruit people outside? Besides, there's no need for a club like this to exist!"
Su Cheng's face darkened.
"You don't understand, for niche and strange clubs like ours, the student council rules state that we can't actively recruit people. We can only wait for new students to come in on their own, and you're the first junior to walk in!"
"At least you know your club is strange! Why should I join a strange club?"
"If you join the club, I'll give you the vice president position, how about that? You'll manage all the club funds, and I'll even give you the title of 'Club Security Officer'!"
"Who the hell wants your weird title? Let go of me!"
"If that's not enough, I'll step down and let you be the president, with the title 'Hypnosis Instructor.' How about that? Isn't that cool?"
...
Su Cheng's face grew even darker.
This guy was way more perverted than him.
"I already have a club!"
Su Cheng pulled out his club application form from his chest and calmly threw it in the senior's face.
"You can quit a club even after joining!"
"Look at whose club I joined!"
Su Cheng pointed at the application form on the ground, speaking calmly.
The senior paused, reached out to pick up the paper, and started reading.
When he saw it, his expression became quite interesting.
Especially the signatures of Ji Qingyi and Li Zhao.
How could he dare to compete with Ji Qingyi for members?
Not to mention the student council president's signature.
This made his face alternate between pale and flushed, leaving him at a loss for words, only able to stare dumbly at the form in confusion.
"Let go!"
"O-okay..."
The senior forced a slight smile and quickly released his hand.
His face was full of despair, knowing this person would absolutely never join his club.
"Please take care, come visit sometime!"
"Hmph."
Su Cheng took back his application form and walked out of the club with swagger.
As soon as he walked out, he saw the three chuunibyou gang members from before. When they saw him, their eyes lit up, and they quickly ran over, trying to catch him.
However, he simply used the same trick, holding up his club application form. Seeing this, the three immediately changed their expressions and looked at Su Cheng helplessly.
"Move aside!"
"O-okay..."
The three made way, only able to watch Su Cheng's retreating figure with resentful gazes.
At this moment, Su Cheng felt that the club application form in his hand was as effective as an imperial decree from ancient emperors!
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ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
