The wind swept across the Gobi Desert, but it could not carry away those tragic cries.
“Hee... heehee...”
Ye Xiaoxi stood at a slightly elevated spot, tilting her head as she listened to the painful screams carried on the wind. A villainous smile spread across her face.
“Heh...”
The corners of her lips slowly curled into an almost perverse arc.
Endure... Just endure...
But how could she possibly hold back when something was this hilarious?
“Hehe... hahahahahahaha!”
Ye Xiaoxi could no longer contain the joy in her heart. Covering her cheek with one hand, she threw her head back and laughed wildly, her laughter unrestrained and delirious.
“Such a brilliant scheme! Who could possibly stop it?”
“Who?!”
“Today, this bunch of pedophiles will be humiliated and raped by these desert sand monkeys!”
“Kehehehehehehe!”
Ye Xiaoxi planted both hands on her hips, laughing with great delight.
Inside the ring, Danxia watched her act like a classic villain. Her body trembled slightly, and she muttered inwardly, “My silly daughter couldn’t have been possessed by Shu’er, could she?”
“Even her laughter sounds so similar.”
“Hee!”
Ye Xiaoxi’s large, dark, perfectly round eyes gleamed as she laughed. “Mother, was Xiaoxi impressive? I didn’t even have to lift a finger, and I’ve already crushed this bunch of people!”
“This is what it means to defeat the enemy without fighting!”
“This is what it means to use your brain!”
Danxia was nearly rendered speechless by this little menace. For a moment, she did not know what to say. If she praised the girl, the little one’s tail would already be sticking into the heavens. But if she refused, she could not bear to dampen that proud little expression. After thinking it over, she decided to remain silent.
Danxia’s silence did not bother Ye Xiaoxi in the slightest.
She leaped down from the boulder, dusted off her hands, and swaggered toward the cavern.
“It should be about time.”
“It’s time to see how those fellows are doing. Sand monkeys that are especially fond of male creatures are sure to have given them a truly unforgettable surprise, eh?”
“Kehehehe...”
Driven by morbid curiosity, Ye Xiaoxi crept into the cavern, feeling her way along the passage toward the main chamber where Mo Xian and the others were.
The commotion inside had already ceased.
The sand monkeys had probably had their fill of fun.
Ye Xiaoxi pressed herself against the stone wall and cautiously peeked out with her little head. She had planned to secretly record this historic moment with an image-recording stone:
The first beautiful girl in history, Ye Xiaoxi, outsmarting the evil mastermind and winning her first battle!
The instant she poked her head out, she saw something she would never forget.
Yellow, white, and red fluids were splattered all over the floor and walls. Several sand monkeys sat there, panting heavily, while the Mo clan members lay sprawled on the ground, utterly devoid of hope. Their faces were ashen, and blood slowly trickled down between their legs.
The worst-off was naturally Mo Xian.
As the one with the highest cultivation, he had also been the most durable, and thus had received the most thorough “attention.” The lifeless look in his eyes alone made it clear exactly what he had endured.
“Ugh... disgusting...”
Ye Xiaoxi knitted her brows and shuddered slightly.
She had never expected the scene to be so horrifying and grotesque—truly too obscene to look at.
If Mother found out about this, her bottom would definitely be swollen again.
“Time to get out of here.”
Ye Xiaoxi abandoned all thoughts of recording the scene. She turned around and tiptoed out of the passage, while speaking with Danxia in her heart. “Mother, I’ve done something meritorious, so when we get home, you’re not allowed to tell my other mother!”
“That depends on my mood,” Danxia replied. “Someone’s manners are simply too atrocious. If she isn’t disciplined a little, she’ll be completely out of control.”
“Oh, my wonderful mother.”
Hearing that Danxia intended to tell, Ye Xiaoxi hurriedly pleaded, “Xiaoxi was wrong! But I only did it to deal with the bad guys! Mother is so kind, and loves Xiaoxi so much. You definitely won’t tell on me, right? Right? Please, please~”
“You little rascal...”
Seeing her fawn and act cute, Danxia could not help laughing. “Then you’re not allowed to use filthy language anymore. Otherwise, don’t blame Mother for what happens next.”
“Okay, okay, okay! My wonderful mother, I’ll do whatever you say.”
Ye Xiaoxi readily agreed.
“As long as you don’t tell...”
The two were still talking when—
Bang!
Ye Xiaoxi suddenly walked straight into something. She covered her forehead and looked up, only to see a figure standing before her like an iron tower. He wore robes identical to those of the Mo clan members she had just seen, and he was staring down at her with a dark expression.
“Clown, what are you meddling in here?”
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
