Without Tang Xiaoyu knowing, the sect masters of those third-rate sects had already started learning from Tang Xiaoyu's model.
They had printed the names of their sects on the backs of their clothes, and their slogans were directly copied over.
The next morning at dawn, just like yesterday, Lin Qingying stood at the door waiting for Tang Xiaoyu.
When Tang Xiaoyu came out, he saw her, "Morning! Are you waiting for me?"
"Yeah! Going alone is too boring."
"You're right, then let's go!"
"Okay."
As the two walked, Lin Qingying was soon shoulder to shoulder with Tang Xiaoyu. A breeze blew by, and a feminine scent entered Tang Xiaoyu's nose.
Tang Xiaoyu gave a start, [Something's not right, this scent is so familiar. Just who is this person?]
[This isn't the scent from Wang Ziyan or Chu Yanran's body, and that gloomy Zhao Siqi doesn't even have a scent on her body. Could it be Qingying? This tigress does have a record.]
Tang Xiaoyu turned his head and took another whiff, [I'm done for, it really is that tigress. What should I do? Please advise, it's urgent.]
Lin Qingying curiously asked, "What's wrong?"
Tang Xiaoyu embarrassingly said, "It's nothing, just that you should go easy on me in the future."
Lin Qingying was stunned, "You noticed?"
Like a wrongfully accused little daughter-in-law, Tang Xiaoyu nodded, "Mm..."
Lin Qingying put her arm around his neck, "Then tell me, how should we settle this?"
"Qingying, let's talk this through. Why resort to violence?"
What followed next was Tang Xiaoyu's miserable shrieks, "I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!"
At the breakfast stall, Lin Qingying held the pig-headed Tang Xiaoyu's arm, "Boss, 24 servings of buns and porridge. Half the buns with beef stuffing, the other half lamb. Make the porridge plain."
"Got it!"
Tang Xiaoyu spoke indistinctly with his swollen face, "Get me some side dishes too."
Seeing his state, the boss sympathetically said, "Kid, that's just life. Gotta accept it. *sigh*"
Tang Xiaoyu immediately sobbed, "My fate is in my hands, not heaven's. I don't accept fate..."
Before he could finish, Lin Qingying interrupted, "What's with you? Have I made your life miserable?"
"No no, my life is great. You've made my life even better."
[This tigress is brutal. Other women would just twist my ear, but this tigress goes straight into a beatdown.]
After buying breakfast, Lin Qingying held Tang Xiaoyu's arm blissfully as if that violent maniac from before wasn't her.
Tang Xiaoyu finally understood what 'suffering without blessings' felt like.
When they reached the sect gate, Lin Qingying said, "Come find me later and we'll go shopping."
"Alright, walk slowly and watch your step."
Seeing Lin Qingying enter the compound, Tang Xiaoyu's face darkened as he angrily strode in and slammed the breakfast on the table. He hurriedly took out a mirror to check his appearance.
"Ow! This woman is ruthless! Even more ruthless than that Zhao Siqi crone. My prestigious image is completely ruined."
Just then, a dazed Little Ling'er groggily opened the door, murmuring, "How come the sect master didn't knock today?"
When she got to the hall and took a bun to stuff in her mouth, she suddenly panicked upon seeing no one responding. She shouted outside, "Trouble, trouble! The sect master has absconded with the money!"
Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyu nearly spit out a mouthful of blood.
"What nonsense! With the sect's measly sum, why would I need to abscond?"
"You didn't run away? Sect master, why are you covering your face?"
"It's nothing, I just tripped and fell."
"Let me see."
"Nothing to see."
"Just a quick look. I definitely won't laugh at you."
"I'm going to sleep." With that, Tang Xiaoyu tried to slip away.
Little Ling'er grabbed Tang Xiaoyu's hand and saw his swollen pig face.
Little Ling'er burst out laughing, "Someone come quick! The sect master got beaten up, hahaha..."
Tang Xiaoyu was done for. [What's with that avenged expression of yours?]
A group came rushing over, with Shi Tou not even fully dressed.
Xiao Lan asked, "Who did this?" Her expression clearly meant to praise the perpetrator.
Only Tang Xiaoyan worriedly asked, "Cousin, are you okay? Who hit you? I'll avenge you!"
Tang Xiaoyu waved his hand, "Forget it. Even if all of you go together, you're still no match for the opponent. I'll endure it."
"Alright then. Take care of yourself."
[Shouldn't you be desperately going to avenge me right now?]
Tang Xiaoyu waved his hand, "That's it, disperse!"
"Sect master, focus on recovering."
"Get lost. Ow!" Pulling at his facial wound made Tang Xiaoyu yelp in pain.
Everyone left with schadenfreude, completely disregarding their sect master beaten into a pig head.
"The morals of this world have fallen, and people's hearts are no longer genuine!" Tang Xiaoyu lamented.
After resting for a bit, Tang Xiaoyu dragged his aching body towards the compound next door.
He didn't dare not go, otherwise who knows if he'd even be able to walk later.
He lightly knocked on their gate. After a while, Wu Hao's face appeared before Tang Xiaoyu.
"Bro Tang, what happened to you?"
"It's nothing, just education through love. Is your sect master in?"
Wu Hao whispered, "You got found out?"
Tang Xiaoyu nodded, "Mm..."
Voice choking with sobs, Tang Xiaoyu patted Wu Hao's shoulder, "Young man. Don't say I didn't warn you. Never find a wife more capable than yourself in the future, or you'll end up like me."
Wu Hao shuddered, "I feel being single is great. I don't need a Dao companion or anything like that."
"Not wanting one is good! Women only hinder your sword drawing speed."
Wu Hao exclaimed, "A heart devoid of women..."
Tang Xiaoyu continued, "...naturally quick to bare the blade."
Wu Hao excitedly said, "So you're the creator of that phrase!"
"That's right!"
"Bro Tang, teach me when you have time."
"No problem. After I get through your sect master, we can discuss anything. If I can't make it, remember to burn paper offerings for me."
"Piss off."
"You got it!"
Tang Xiaoyu staggered towards Lin Qingying's room, taking over ten minutes to cover a distance of a few dozen meters.
He knew he was going to meet his future wife, yet he walked as if heading towards the execution grounds!
When he arrived at the door, Tang Xiaoyu tidied his clothes and calmed himself before lightly knocking.
"Sect master Lin, it's me Little Tang! I have something to discuss with you."
Lin Qingying's voice quickly responded, "Come in."
Tang Xiaoyu awkwardly said, "It's not right for a grown man like me to enter."
Tang Xiaoyu really didn't want to go in. Without thinking, he knew what Lin Qingying's room was like.
It definitely wouldn't be dirty, but a mess was guaranteed.
"Get your ass in here!" Lin Qingying's angry voice came out.
Tang Xiaoyu was long mentally prepared, so he wasn't startled. But the Sky Demon Sect disciples were badly frightened.
"Who the hell is this guy?"
"No idea, but he won't get off easy."
"I bet he'll have to leave on his back this time."
Wu Hao walked over and whispered, "Hehe, your opponent has arrived. Be careful now!"
"What did Senior Brother Wu say?"
"You'll find out soon."
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
spital. Good news: I've bound a system. Bad news: I'm still a baby. "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, do not bully the middle-aged for being poor — Divorce Comeback System." "Your marriage may have failed, but your luck in love has never run dry. Your childhood sweetheart, out of contact for twenty years, reappears. Her beauty remains, yet her eyes are brimming with tears." [Listen to the childhood sweetheart's sorrowful story.] Chen Zhi looked down at the diaper he was wearing, then at the little childhood sweetheart crying her heart out beside him, and fell into deep thought. Can anyone relate? I'm having a midlife crisis at an age where even rolling over is a struggle.
