At that time, a group of people were chatting about women. Tang Xiaoyu thought of a joke and said to Xiao Wuzi and others:
"No women in the heart, unsheathing the sword naturally divine."
"Brother Tang, what's the next part?" Everyone looked at him expectantly.
Tang Xiaoyu pretended to be serious and made up nonsense:
No women in the heart, unsheathing the sword naturally divine
The first page of the sword manual, forget the woman in your heart
The second page of the sword manual, beware of bad women
The third page of the sword manual, women are the most annoying
The fourth page of the sword manual, women hurt the soul
The fifth page of the sword manual, angrily slay the old lover
The sixth page of the sword manual, don't be a lover
The seventh page of the sword manual, no women is necessarily divine
The eighth page of the sword manual, slaughter all unfaithful people
The ninth night of the sword manual, wield the sword into the mundane world
The tenth page of the sword manual, give me back my free soul
The eleventh page of the sword manual, don't be imprisoned
The twelfth page of the sword manual, no lover in the world
The thirteenth page of the sword manual, every sword breaks the soul of love
The fourteenth page of the sword manual, break off love to slay the magic god
The fifteenth page of the sword manual, abandon love and close the door of the heart
The final page of the sword manual, no love is divine
Xiao Wuzi and others asked doubtfully, "Brother Tang, then why are you still infatuated with women?"
Tang Xiaoyu impatiently said, "Why do you say? I'm just a mortal."
"Oh! Yes, yes, yes."
Tang Xiaoyu spoke righteously, "You have to remember, women will only affect the speed at which you unsheathe your sword."
Everyone nodded in unison, feeling that it made a lot of sense.
For Tang Xiaoyu's nonsense, they actually all believed it.
Not long after, Xiao Wuzi and others ran to thank Tang Xiaoyu, saying that their sword skills had improved rapidly.
At that time, Tang Xiaoyu was confused, not knowing what they were talking about, and only later realized it.
Since it works, Tang Xiaoyu would certainly not say that he was talking nonsense.
As a result, it has now become like this, a group of people are particularly uninterested in beautiful women, and see them as an obstacle affecting their cultivation instead.
Thus, Chu Yanran, this country-toppling beauty, experienced a night without disturbance from men in this male-dominated entertainment venue.
While feeling depressed, she waited until Tang Xiaoyu got off work, and a few people walked home together.
"Xiaoyu, I'm a little tired, so I won't walk with you guys." After saying hello, Lu Changchun quickly left.
Tang Xiaoyu didn't care, as he was used to it.
Moonlight shone on the three people, dragging out long shadows. Lin Qingying walked with her hands behind her back, swaying as she walked, asking Tang Xiaoyu a sentence from time to time.
Tang Xiaoyu walked with his hands clasped behind his head. He would crack a joke from time to time, making Lin Qingying laugh out loud.
Chu Yanran followed the two behind, gritting her teeth and cursing them in her heart: ["A pair of dogs, you will not have a good ending."]
"Xiaoyu, would you marry a woman older than you?"
Tang Xiaoyu didn't even think about it: "Of course! Haven't you heard the following said before?"
"A woman three years older carries a gold brick. A woman thirty years older brings land and mountain. A woman three hundred years older sends elixir of immortality. A woman three thousand years older has a place on the immortal register. A woman thirty thousand years older is fed by the Queen Mother. A woman three hundred million years older stands in front of the Buddha. A woman three billion years older, you dictate in the immortal realm as you please. A woman thirty billion years older, you can roam freely in the six realms. A woman three hundred billion years older, Pangu is your younger brother. "
Lin Qingying laughed so hard she couldn't close her mouth. She finally calmed down and asked, "Who came up with this?"
"I also heard it from someone else. I feel it makes a lot of sense."
Lin Qingying thought to herself [So I'm at the level of sending elixir of immortality. Thinking about it this way, I'm still quite young.]
Chu Yanran was truly speechless: [As if you could rank on the immortals register, why don't you just ascend to heaven.]
What made her even more speechless was Lin Qingying's next move.
I saw Lin Qingying slowly backing to her side, tugging at her clothes and whispering, "Go, go away, you don't have any vision at all."
"I... you..." Chu Yanran was so angry she couldn't get a complete sentence out.
In the end, she could only angrily stand in place waiting for them to walk away before reluctantly following.
After getting rid of the annoying person, Lin Qingying began her performance.
As she walked, she slowly leaned towards Tang Xiaoyu until their shoulders touched. Then she pretended to stumble and fall forward.
Tang Xiaoyu reacted quickly and grabbed her arm.
Normally, Lin Qingying should have used her other arm to brace herself against the ground to prevent falling.
But this was not a normal situation. Lin Qingying's other arm went directly around Tang Xiaoyu's waist, her face pressed against his chest.
It formed a hugging posture.
Tang Xiaoyu helped her stand up straight and asked with concern, "Are you alright?!"
Lin Qingying had a pained expression and softened into Tang Xiaoyu's arms again: "My foot hurts so much I can't stand."
"Let's talk more when we get back! Stand on one foot, I'll carry you on my back."
Lin Qingying was elated inside, but still had a painful and embarrassed expression on her face: "This doesn't seem right does it? After all, there should not be intimate physical contact between men and women. How will I get married in the future?"
Tang Xiaoyu impatiently said, "What's wrong with it? If you can't get married in the future, I'll marry you."
Expressing feelings does not necessarily require saying it directly. Jokes or words spoken in anger are also ways of expressing feelings.
Tang Xiaoyu used joking as a way to gauge the other's attitude. If she was not interested in him, he would not feel too awkward. If she was interested, he could directly confess his love when appropriate.
Lin Qingying pretended to be angry and said, "You said it, if I can't get married, I'll marry you."
"Alright, alright, I said it. Hurry up and get on my back, let's go home."
"OK!"
Lin Qingying lightly hopped up onto Tang Xiaoyu's back.
Tang Xiaoyu hooked her legs with his hands and slowly walked home.
After walking for a while, Tang Xiaoyu shouted, "Don't choke my neck, I can hardly breathe."
Lin Qingying was shocked: "I didn't use much strength!"
"You didn't use strength? Your face is nearly sticking to my face."
Lin Qingying awkwardly laughed, "First time, not much experience, will get better once familiar."
What could Tang Xiaoyu say? He couldn't say anything, who told you that you're the woman I want to marry!
Carrying Lin Qingying on his back, Tang Xiaoyu felt that she smelled quite nice, her chest was ample, and as for other thoughts, Tang Xiaoyu really didn't have any.
After all, carrying his wife in his previous life was not just once or twice, he was long used to it.
In the distance, when Chu Yanran saw her aunt jump onto Tang Xiaoyu's back, she froze in place.
"No propriety, no propriety, I must tell father and grandfather about this."
When she saw her aunt tightly hugging Tang Xiaoyu and even sticking her face upwards, she directly turned to stone.
In the end, she could only sigh helplessly, "Alas! A long-term single woman really is beyond saving, you can only deceive those who don't know better."
Lin Qingying rested her head on Tang Xiaoyu's shoulder as she looked up at the distant sky on his back, slowly closing her eyes and falling asleep unknowingly.
It wasn't until Tang Xiaoyu carried her back home that she slowly opened her eyes again.
"We're back? Then I'll go back and sleep first."
With that said, she walked towards her own yard, completely lacking any sign of injury.
What could Tang Xiaoyu say? He couldn't say anything, only sigh heavily.
Chu Yanran followed behind Lin Qingying, at a complete loss for words.
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
