Seeing the access control system properly installed, Lin Yu let out a small sigh of relief, feeling as if the weight pressing on his heart had lightened somewhat.
Handing a stack of access cards to Xia Yueshan beside him, Lin Yu instructed,
"Go distribute these to the residents."
Xia Yueshan nodded and headed into the building with the cards.
With that matter settled, Lin Yu turned and left Xinyue Residential Area.
Back home, he read for a while until night fell. Closing his book, Lin Yu prepared to execute his plan.
After sending a message to the girl Cheng Ya and receiving her reply with an address, Lin Yu rode his motorcycle over.
Arriving at the location, he waited downstairs for a while.
Cheng Ya soon came down, wearing a purple strapless dress. A pair of pale, jiggly assets—soft as jelly—were exposed to the air, rising and falling in a particularly eye-catching manner.
"How's this outfit?"
"Does it meet your requirements?"
Standing in front of Lin Yu, Cheng Ya spread her arms and confidently showed herself off.
"Perfect!"
Lin Yu nodded emphatically.
"Hop on. Let's get this done early so we can go home sooner."
He patted the back seat of his motorcycle.
Cheng Ya nodded, but as her eyes landed on the sleek, beautifully colored bike beneath Lin Yu, her finely drawn eyebrows arched in admiration.
"That’s one cool bike. How much did it cost?"
"Not sure. It was a gift—probably worth tens of thousands," Lin Yu estimated.
Behind him, Cheng Ya’s eyes—enhanced by colored contacts—suddenly lit up. A thrilled smile curled at her lips as she climbed onto the back seat.
Feeling her settle in, Lin Yu placed his feet on the bike’s footrests. Just to be safe, he asked,
"You steady back there?"
"All good."
A deliberately sweet, high-pitched voice answered from behind.
Hearing that exaggerated, saccharine tone, Lin Yu instinctively frowned.
He was about to remind Cheng Ya that it wasn’t time to act yet when an unfamiliar softness pressed against his back.
The words stuck in his throat. Swallowing hard, he finally managed to say after a long pause,
"Uh, listen."
"You’re here to perform, not to offer anything else."
"No worries~"
Cheng Ya replied in the same sugary voice.
At the same time, she wrapped her arms tightly around Lin Yu’s waist and swayed slightly, making sure he fully appreciated her assets.
Lin Yu sniffed.
He had no idea why she was acting like this.
But as the saying goes:
Only a fool passes up free benefits!
Now, where was that unpaved gravel road nearby again?
...
After a bumpy ride, they arrived near Tang’s mother’s barbecue stall. Watching the mother-daughter duo busy at work, Lin Yu turned to Cheng Ya and said,
"See that?"
"The girl over there serving skewers."
"When we go order, act close to me."
Cheng Ya seemed to have poor eyesight. Squinting, she stared at the distant figure for a long moment before turning back to Lin Yu with a puzzled expression.
"So you want me to pretend to be your girlfriend in front of that girl?"
Lin Yu nodded, then added,
"Nothing too intimate—just enough to make it obvious we’re together."
"Wait, why though?"
Cheng Ya suddenly blurted out.
"What do you mean 'why'?"
Lin Yu asked, confused.
"Why are you having me pretend to be your girlfriend in front of her?"
Cheng Ya looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, it’s a bit complicated to explain."
After a moment’s thought, Lin Yu kept it brief:
"Basically, she’s into me, but I don’t want anything to do with her. So I brought you along to show her I’m taken and kill her interest."
"What?!"
Cheng Ya couldn’t control her volume.
"Keep it down!"
Lin Yu quickly covered her mouth, glancing nervously toward Tang Manman. Relieved she hadn’t noticed, he lowered his hand and shot Cheng Ya a warning look.
Realizing she’d been too loud, Cheng Ya lowered her voice but still pointed at the busy girl in disbelief.
"Her?!"
Lin Yu nodded.
Then she pointed back at Lin Yu.
"Into you?"
"Yeah, what’s the problem?"
Lin Yu nodded again, clueless.
Cheng Ya let out a derisive laugh, as if hearing the most absurd story. Thumbs-up in hand, she kept nodding at Lin Yu.
"Bro, you… you’re really something."
Annoyed by her odd behavior, Lin Yu frowned.
"What’s your deal? Can you do this or not?"
"If not, I’ll find someone else. Don’t waste my time."
"No, no, no! Big bro, I can do it. I can totally do it—anything you need!"
Cheng Ya quickly grabbed his hand, backing down.
Seeing her relent, Lin Yu dropped the issue.
Truthfully, he was more worried about her quitting than anything else. Finding someone with her proportions in H City was no easy task.
The thought made him recall the second female lead, Xia Muzhu.
Comparing the two purely on visual impact, Xia Muzhu couldn’t compete with Cheng Ya.
But in reality?
Xia Muzhu would win hands down.
Xia Muzhu was taller than most women, and her figure wasn’t as slender as Tang Manman’s.
Even with a build that didn’t emphasize curves, she still managed to be… impressively endowed.
Tsk tsk.
Truly terrifying!
Cheng Ya’s voluptuousness only stood out because of her petite frame.
No match for Xia Muzhu.
Shaking off the random thoughts, Lin Yu eyed Cheng Ya’s eager-to-please smile and asked warily,
"You remember everything I told you, right?"
"Got it."
Cheng Ya nodded.
"Then let’s go."
"Don’t mess this up."
With that, Lin Yu turned and walked toward the barbecue stall.
The moment his back was turned, Cheng Ya’s smile vanished. Grimacing, she silently mouthed at his retreating figure:
Fcking delusional loser!
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
