After leaving Xia Muzhu's house, Lin Yu felt completely refreshed and energized.
What?
It definitely wasn't because he had just found a release!
Uh...
At least, not entirely!
The main reason Lin Yu felt so relaxed was that he had gained the tolerance and forgiveness of Tang Manman and the other two.
Yeah.
Their previous declarations over the phone definitely didn't count.
If you make a mistake and ask your girlfriend over the phone if everything is okay, and she says it's fine, you'd better not take it at face value—otherwise, you'll really be in trouble!
Women, after all.
Most of the time, what they say can't be taken literally.
That was why Lin Yu was so determined to meet each of them in person.
Even if he had to squeeze out time from his tight schedule, he had to see them.
Only by seeing their true reactions face-to-face could he be sure if they genuinely didn't mind the situation anymore.
Anyway.
After confirming that the three of them had truly forgiven him and were willing to accept...
...
At least not reject Su Yuyao!
Lin Yu finally let out a long, heartfelt sigh of relief.
Having inexplicably transmigrated into this world that was both realistic and magical,
Lin Yu didn't have any attachments; the only people he cared about were these few girls.
Now that they could get along harmoniously, Lin Yu had no pressure left to speak of.
What?
That hell I inevitably have to walk through?
Emmmmm...
Damn it!
What's there to be afraid of!
Lin Yu had figured it out.
Anyway, Su Yuyao was only a few months away from giving birth.
Once Little Darling was born, he would just carry her straight to the Su family and play the hold the emperor hostage to command the nobles card.
He refused to believe the Su family would actually dare to do anything to him!
No matter what, he was still the child's father!
They would at least leave him breathing, right?
What?
I'm acting more and more like those delinquent punks?
This is called outsmarting them.
Baby!
After he started acting shameless, Lin Yu found himself feeling more and more relaxed.
He was practically approaching a state of invincibility in this world.
You could say he had achieved enlightenment.
But after thinking about it for a moment.
Lin Yu realized he wasn't completely without a weak spot.
Damn it.
Before, he had only heard the glorious tales of those blond punks riding their modified scooters, taking ultrasound scans to go fight the old men.
He wondered what their lives were like after they settled down and had children.
Did they worry that their precious sons would grow up to be ignorant, delinquent punks?
Or did they fear that their good daughters would one day be ruined by some wild boar in the form of a blond punk?
Lin Yu didn't know if they worried about these things.
But he was certainly starting to worry.
To be honest.
If Su Yuyao was pregnant with a boy, Lin Yu was one hundred million percent sure he could raise him into an outstanding young man.
Lin Yu had mostly forgotten what his parents taught him when he was young.
But he remembered exactly how many beatings he had taken!
When the time came.
If the little brat dared to be naughty and disobedient.
He would transform into Aphelios from League of Legends, unleash all the moves his parents had used on him, and whip the boy in circles!
Except Su Yuyao was currently pregnant with a daughter.
This made things a bit difficult for Lin Yu.
A daughter!
A sweet, soft, and adorable daughter!
How could he ever raise a hand against such a little angel?
Just thinking about it felt like a sin!
Scratching his head, Lin Yu felt a bit distressed.
But he was out of ideas.
If he couldn't hit her or scold her, he would just have to coax her, right?
Damn.
Why did he feel like he was going to be a simp?
Emmmm...
Maybe fathers were just naturally simps for their daughters?
The sun overhead was like a furnace with too much charcoal, roasting people until they were practically smoking.
Even a sun-beaten punk like Lin Yu, whose skin had already turned brown, found it hard to endure such a sun.
Energy running low!
Energy running low!
In urgent need of an ice-cold sweet drink to replenish energy!
In urgent need of an ice-cold sweet drink to replenish energy!
Lin Yu turned his head and looked around the street.
He didn't see a convenience store, but he did spot a bustling restaurant with a steady stream of customers.
In the middle of summer.
A restaurant would definitely have ice-cold sweet drinks.
Time to go grab a bottle!
Lin Yu walked toward the restaurant. As he got closer, he gradually caught the rich aroma of food.
No.
To be exact, it was the breath of the wok.
It was a faint, smoky scent of everyday life, mixed with the mouth-watering smell of meat and vegetables, which was incredibly enticing.
Stepping past the exhaust vent of the range hood that was puffing out air, Lin Yu's appetite was fully awakened.
Although he had eaten a little at Xia Muzhu's house before leaving, upon encountering such a delicious-smelling little restaurant, Lin Yu decided to go in and have a taste.
To see just how good it really was!
After entering the restaurant, Lin Yu didn't forget his original goal. He first ordered himself an ice-cold sweet drink, then asked the waiter to serve some of their signature dishes.
After ordering, Lin Yu took a big gulp of his sweet drink, then carried it over to a corner seat. He pulled out his phone and started scrolling through short videos while waiting for the food.
Sometimes, Lin Yu really felt that big data was quite magical.
It was as if his phone shared information with his brain.
Before he knew about Su Yuyao's pregnancy, it recommended braindead videos of stupid people doing stupid things, along with clips of beautiful women singing and dancing every day.
But once he learned that Su Yuyao was pregnant, and with a baby girl no less,
Out of every ten videos on his app, four were people showing off their kids, three were parents venting about their experiences, two were fear-mongering about parenting, and the last one was...
An advertisement.
However, Lin Yu didn't actually hate this.
Happily scrolling through his phone, he swiped up and stumbled upon a video of someone showing off their child.
In the video, a little girl around seven or eight years old was wearing a white princess dress, standing in the sunlight. Without the need for any filters or edits, she was so cute and pretty that it made people want to reach through the screen and pinch her cheeks.
Putting down his phone.
Lin Yu thought for a moment.
He felt that when Little Darling grew up, she would definitely be even prettier than the girl in the video.
Are you kidding?
Su Yuyao's looks were no joke!
How could her child not be adorable?
As Lin Yu was thinking this, a voice in his heart seemed determined to go against him, floating up softly.
What if the girl looks like you?
Lin Yu's smile instantly vanished.
He frantically searched Baidu on his phone.
When he saw comments saying that boys look like their mothers and girls look like their fathers, Lin Yu felt like his heart had died.
However, after scrolling through a few short videos of doctors debunking this myth,
Lin Yu's heart was finally willing to start beating again.
Damn it!
He definitely didn't want to see the day when his own daughter would call him an ugly old geezer!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
