"Mmg..."
Half-asleep, Xia Muzhu frowned slightly, letting out an uncomfortable whimper from her nose.
The alcohol she had consumed last night had completely exceeded her tolerance limit.
As a result, her head was still throbbing with a dull ache.
The feeling of a hangover was incredibly uncomfortable.
Even though she was already awake, Xia Muzhu felt as if lead weights were hanging from her eyelids, making them unbearably heavy.
She couldn't even open them.
Her brain was a muddled mess, making her instinctively want to let it rest just a little longer.
Her mind had stopped functioning, but her body's instincts remained.
Feeling the somewhat firm muscles beside her, Xia Muzhu knew it was Lin Yu lying next to her.
After all, they had been together for over a year now.
Even with her eyes closed and her exhausted brain refusing to think, Xia Muzhu could still recognize him!
Subconsciously, like the most natural act of affection between a couple.
Xia Muzhu snuggled closer into Lin Yu's embrace.
Just to make herself a bit more comfortable.
At the same time, she reached out, wanting to wrap her arm around Lin Yu's waist to get even closer to him.
When Xia Muzhu's hand reached over.
She distinctly felt a sensation completely different from Lin Yu's firm muscles.
It was a very soft touch, smooth, yet with a firm elasticity.
The wonderful texture felt like touching the finest silk.
???
Three question marks popped up in Xia Muzhu's nearly out-of-order brain.
What is this strange thing?
Is there anything in the house that feels like this?
Xia Muzhu was a bit confused.
Driven by curiosity, she slowly opened her eyes.
When she saw clearly what her hand was touching, Xia Muzhu's sleepy eyes widened in disbelief.
Panic almost spilled out from her deep blue eyes.
There was no time to let her brain slack off and rest anymore.
Xia Muzhu frantically searched through her memories of last night, trying to find a reasonable explanation for everything in front of her.
Soon, Xia Muzhu dug up some scattered memory fragments and barely pieced together the truth.
Her memory completely vanished shortly after that resident singer girl came over to chat them up.
As for what happened after that, Xia Muzhu couldn't remember a single thing.
But...
Looking at the scene before her, Xia Muzhu felt a bit of a breakdown.
Did she even need to think about what happened next?
Wasn't it already laid out right in front of her?
A single word leaped into Xia Muzhu's mind.
Run!
Before they wake up!
Hurry up and run!
At this moment, Xia Muzhu was just like a scumbag who didn't want to take responsibility.
She carefully shifted her body bit by bit, wanting to silently leave this unbearably embarrassing place without waking the two of them.
Then grab her clothes and make a quick getaway!
Although Xia Muzhu's plan was very simple, its practicality, universality, and success rate were all quite high.
Because most scumbags who don't want to take responsibility do exactly this!
It was a classic trick that worked every time.
However, what Xia Muzhu didn't know was that Lin Yu, who seemed to be sound asleep beside her, had actually woken up a long, long time ago.
He had been keeping his eyes closed, pretending to sleep, just to see how the two of them would react when they woke up.
At this very moment, sensing that Xia Muzhu wanted to run away, Lin Yu naturally couldn't let her get her way.
Under the blanket, Lin Yu extended his finger and used a bit of force to poke the genuinely sleeping Tang Manman twice.
"Mmm~"
Sensing something strange, Tang Manman let out a dissatisfied nasal sound, as if her sweet dreams had been disturbed.
This soft nasal sound acted like a binding spell, freezing Xia Muzhu firmly in place.
She even held her breath for a moment.
She maintained her half-sitting posture, supporting herself on the mattress with her hand, staring at Tang Manman beside Lin Yu without daring to breathe heavily, terrified that she would suddenly open her eyes and see her.
Fortunately, Tang Manman seemed to just be changing her sleeping position and didn't wake up.
This allowed Xia Muzhu to let out a long sigh of relief.
Not daring to delay any longer, she carefully tried to lift the blanket and continue her escape tactic.
But before she could make a move, that wicked little hand hidden in the dark poked again.
"Mmg..."
Now Tang Manman was really about to wake up.
Seeing signs of Tang Manman's eyelids fluttering, Xia Muzhu's panicked brain went completely blank.
There was no time to think of so many countermeasures.
In the emergency, Xia Muzhu closed her eyes and chose to lie back down beside Lin Yu.
I'm asleep.
I don't know anything!!!
Meanwhile, Tang Manman slowly woke up.
She smacked her lips a couple of times like she was sleep-talking, acting exactly the same as Xia Muzhu had.
Feeling Lin Yu beside her, she groggily snuggled closer to him, even rubbing her cheek gently against his chest...
...
Tang Manman grabbed a couple of times, then opened her eyes just like Xia Muzhu did. In an instant, panic filled her pure black eyes.
Tang Manman looked at the two of them, staying completely still as if she had crashed, seemingly also trying to recall what had happened last night.
A moment later.
Tang Manman, who seemed to have remembered everything, made the exact same choice as Xia Muzhu.
She silently lifted the blanket, planning to slip away like an irresponsible scumbag.
"Mmm..."
Just as Tang Manman had one leg off the bed, a barely audible muffled groan suddenly came from behind her.
In a split second, all the muscles in Tang Manman's body tensed up.
She held her breath, not daring to move an inch.
After a brief silence, realizing no other sounds were coming from behind her, Tang Manman carefully turned her head and took a slight glance back.
Seeing that neither Xia Muzhu nor Lin Yu had woken up, Tang Manman's suspended heart finally relaxed a little.
She turned back and continued to slowly and gently get out of bed.
Behind her, under the thick bedding, Xia Muzhu's body was completely tense.
She tried hard to maintain a facade of calm.
In reality, she was gritting her teeth so hard they were almost making a sound.
Lin Yu, that bastard!
He wasn't asleep at all!!!!
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