Xia Yueshan’s face fell, clearly unwilling.
But under Lin Yu’s domineering pressure, he obediently started clearing the dishes.
Lin Yu and Xia Muzhu, like any couple deep in the honeymoon phase, began acting all lovey-dovey.
Just then, Lv Pengju, who had just returned from outside, saw Lin Yu video-calling his girlfriend. Overflowing with curiosity, he bounced over and craned his neck to peek at Lin Yu’s phone.
After one glance, he suddenly went silent, the smile from when he entered completely gone.
Without a word, he sat down on a chair, neither speaking nor touching his phone. After a long while, he abruptly stood up, pulled out an unopened pack of cigarettes from his desk drawer, and headed to the balcony.
Lin Yu, lying on his bed, ignored him and kept chatting with Xia Muzhu.
A little later, Lang Hua returned.
He was carrying four cups of milk tea in one hand and a heart-shaped box—likely chocolates—in the other.
Hearing the noise, Lin Yu glanced at him, raising an eyebrow slightly in surprise, though not overly so.
Lang Hua wasn’t bad-looking—in fact, among the four roommates, he was easily the most handsome.
So when Lin Yu saw him holding milk tea for four and what seemed like a gift of chocolates from a girl, he was only mildly surprised, mostly just intrigued.
Wait, do college confessions require this much milk tea now?
Four cups!
Even the roommates get bribed.
This girl’s really thorough!
Wu Zhen hadn’t returned yet, so Lang Hua placed his share of milk tea on his desk. Without greeting Lv Pengju, who was still on the balcony, he set his cup on his desk too.
Lin Yu knew one of those cups was his, so he didn’t pay much attention, continuing his video call with Xia Muzhu while waiting for Lang Hua to hand him his drink.
Soon enough, a hand placed a cup of milk tea by his bedside. Just as Lin Yu reached for it, the hand withdrew—then returned.
Along with it came the heart-shaped box of chocolates.
Lin Yu’s eyes widened. Sensing trouble, he quickly muted his mic. A second later, Lang Hua’s voice came from below the bed.
"Ye You asked me to give this to you."
Ye You?
One of the two girls who tried to bring him water after military training?
Lin Yu remembered who she was but didn’t react.
He was still on a video call with Xia Muzhu, and if she noticed anything off, things could get messy.
He didn’t want her to worry.
Hiding the chocolates under his blanket, Lin Yu kept talking to Xia Muzhu.
"What happened just now?" Xia Muzhu asked casually.
"Nothing," Lin Yu said, waving the milk tea in front of the camera. "Someone treated me to tea."
Xia Muzhu nodded and didn’t press further, letting Lin Yu smoothly brush it off.
Usually, after dinner, cleaning up, having some fruit, and resting, Xia Muzhu would turn on the TV at 9 p.m. sharp to follow a yoga livestream.
Today was no different. When the time came, she tried to end the call to start her routine.
But this time, Lin Yu didn’t let her.
At his insistence, she propped her phone horizontally on the TV stand, framing herself in the camera as she performed yoga live for him.
Lin Yu stared wide-eyed at the screen, watching her stretch, bend, and relax into various poses.
Absolutely mesmerizing!
After half an hour of dedicated viewing, Lin Yu had a rough assessment of Xia Muzhu’s yoga skills.
She was decent—for an amateur.
Her movements weren’t perfectly fluid, occasionally giving off a slightly clumsy vibe.
Not because she lacked flexibility, but because she was carrying… quite the burden up top.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, indeed!
While Lin Yu was engrossed, a box of fruit salad was handed up to him from below.
Too focused on the screen, he didn’t notice until Wu Zhen’s voice came from under the bed.
"Wang Yanyan sent this for you."
Before Lin Yu could process that, another box of fruit salad was placed on his bedside.
"Luo Xiaoxiao sent this one."
Then two more cups of milk tea appeared. This time, before Wu Zhen could speak, Lin Yu leaned over the bed and urgently signaled for him to shut up.
Wu Zhen, looking grim, didn’t say another word. Mission complete, he walked away, grabbed something from his desk, and joined the others on the balcony.
Lin Yu glanced at the snacks on his bedside—each with a sticky note—then quickly looked away, afraid Xia Muzhu might catch on.
She was still diligently performing her unintentionally alluring yoga poses, but Lin Yu’s mind was elsewhere now.
Uneasy, he stole another look at the gifts, his suspicion growing.
Are these girls serious?
What the hell?
What’s so special about me?
Why are they so persistent?
What, do I smell like cough syrup or something?
After ending the call with Xia Muzhu, Lin Yu pulled out the heart-shaped chocolates from under his blanket.
A heart-shaped note was stuck to the packaging. He peeled it off and read: a bunch of flirty lines and a string of numbers.
Lin Yu tapped the note, thinking avoidance wasn’t solving anything.
Might as well ask them what they really want.
With that in mind, he opened a messaging app and entered the number.
The search results popped up immediately—a profile with a cute female avatar. He sent a friend request, adding "Lin Yu" as a note.
The request was accepted almost instantly. Lin Yu wasted no time typing.
Dragon Overlord: What’s your game? Why go through all this trouble to get close to me?
It’s Yuzu~: ?
It’s Yuzu~: I just wanted to be friends. What "game"?
Dragon Overlord: Out of thousands of people here, why me?
It’s Yuzu~: Because you’re handsome...
It’s Yuzu~: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Dragon Overlord: Are you blind?
Dragon Overlord: Or do you think I am?
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
