Xia Yueshan was stunned by what Little Fatty said. He never thought things could be done in such a way.
Little Heizi beside him also frowned and looked at Little Fatty suspiciously, asking,
"Is what you said true or false?"
"Why does it sound like you made it up?"
Hearing this, Little Fatty immediately got anxious and said angrily,
"Who made it up?
"I still have a lot of the medicine my sister used on my brother - in - law at that time at home!"
"If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you tomorrow!"
Tall Guy, who had been quiet on the side, suddenly interrupted and said,
"Now that you mention it, I think of my grandma and grandpa.
"My mom told me that when my grandma was young, she was crazy about my grandpa and kept pursuing him persistently.
"But my grandma was just average - looking, and my grandpa didn't take a fancy to her.
"Once, my grandpa had a fever, and my grandma went to his dormitory to take care of him.
"My mom said that when my grandpa was delirious, my grandma got into his bed.
"At that time, it seemed that nothing actually happened, but my grandma insisted that something did happen. My grandpa was so feverish that he couldn't remember anything.
"Moreover, people were very conservative in that era.
"So my grandpa got married to my grandma in a muddle - headed way.
"They've been very affectionate after marriage.
"Now their relationship is still super good!"
Listening to their stories, Xia Yueshan's thick and light eyebrows knitted tighter and tighter. Before he could say anything, Little Heizi suddenly straightened up and asked in surprise,
"Are the things you two said true or false?"
"Of course it's true!"
"Why would I lie to you?" Tall Guy and Little Fatty said in unison.
"Damn it!" Little Fatty couldn't help swearing. He frowned and looked at the two of them, saying,
"My aunt is chasing her Mr. Right recently.
"Otherwise, I'll go and talk to her to see if I can help her!"
Tall Guy and Little Fatty nodded and said in chorus,
"Then go and talk to her.
"Anyway, there's no loss."
As the three of them chatted, they completely forgot what their original purpose of coming here was.
After chatting happily, they stood up and were about to go and play table tennis again.
"Boss.
"Let's go and play together!" Little Fatty said to Xia Yueshan, who was still sitting on the playground.
Xia Yueshan looked up at the three of them and gently shook his head, saying,
"You guys play."
The three of them glanced at each other. After being rejected again, they planned to go and play by themselves.
Just as they were about to turn around and leave, Xia Yueshan suddenly called out to them.
"Wait!"
The three of them turned around in unison.
Xia Yueshan looked at Little Heizi, whose skin was tanned black, and said,
"Um.
"Do you really plan to tell your aunt to try this method?"
Little Heizi nodded and said casually,
"Yeah.
"Just tell her. Maybe it can really help her."
Hearing this, Xia Yueshan nodded slightly and then looked at him, saying,
"If your aunt really catches her Mr. Right by this means, remember to tell me."
Little Heizi nodded and promised.
The three of them walked towards the nearby table - tennis table, determined to have another competition.
Xia Yueshan continued to sit beside the shady tree, sitting in the warm sunlight, lost in a daze.
As time passed and the sun moved westward, a patch of shady tree shadow quietly climbed onto his knees. It looked as if it was going to swallow him...
...
"Ding." A soft sound rang out beside the table. Lin Yu shifted his gaze from the open exercise book to the phone with a lit screen.
On a system - default sports - car screensaver, a newly sent message was lying there quietly.
Lin Yu reached out and picked up the phone and took a look.
It was a message from Su Yuyao. After being saved from the brink of death by her grandpa last time, Lin Yu felt embarrassed to refuse her request to add contact information again, so he had to add her as a friend.
Ma Ling Su Pian: Brother Lin Yu, are you free?
Ma Ling Su Pian: Let's go out and play together!
Ma Ling Su Pian: The weather is really nice today!
Looking at Su Yuyao's invitation, which was probably the nth one this month, Lin Yu clicked on the message and planned to reply with the excuse he always used.
Long Aotian: No time. I have to study.
Ma Ling Su Pian: Sob sob ༶ඬ༝ඬ༶
Ma Ling Su Pian: Brother Lin Yu, why do you have to study every day?
Ma Ling Su Pian: Don't you ever take a rest?
Normally, Lin Yu never chatted with her much. He always just muddled through with one or two sentences to end the topic.
But today, glancing at the blank exercise book beside him, Lin Yu suddenly wanted to chat with her for a few words!
When studying, even the most boring things in front of you will become interesting!
Long Aotian: It's senior year.
Long Aotian: There's no time to rest anymore.
Long Aotian: If you keep resting, you'll have to work hard later.
Ma Ling Su Pian: Brother, you're so hard - working ༶ඬ༝ඬ༶
Ma Ling Su Pian: By the way!
Ma Ling Su Pian: Which university are you going to take the exam for?
Ma Ling Su Pian: My aunt is the president of a university.
Ma Ling Su Pian: And it's the president of a first - tier university!
Ma Ling Su Pian: If you need it, I can plead with her. She should be able to get you into that university.
???
Su Yuyao's words suddenly stirred something deep in Lin Yu's memory sea. However, the stirred - up memory didn't surface. It only showed a vague and shadowy shape under the water.
It made Lin Yu aware of it, but he couldn't recognize it clearly.
Lin Yu frowned tightly and tried hard to pull that fuzzy memory to the shore and expose it to the sun to see what on earth it was.
But Lin Yu couldn't exert any strength at all. It was like trying to fish for the moon in the water. All his efforts were in vain.
That fuzzy memory slowly sank in the memory sea and disappeared without a trace.
Since he couldn't remember anything, Lin Yu had no choice but to give up.
Looking at the message sent by Su Yuyao, just as Lin Yu was about to ask for more information to see if it could help him recall that memory, a gentle knock on the door suddenly sounded.
Lin Yu turned his head to look at the door. He put the phone face - down on the table and got up to open the door.
Who could it be?
Lin Yu couldn't help wondering.
Hardly anyone ever came to his shabby rental house. Who would come to find him here?
Filled with curiosity, he opened the door. Seeing the charming young girl with blushing cheeks outside, Lin Yu was half - surprised and half - puzzled.
"Tang Manman?
"Why are you here?"
Tang Manman picked up the bag in her left hand and handed it to Lin Yu.
Lin Yu took it without knowing what it was. Looking down, he found that there were several thick notebooks in it.
Lin Yu looked up at Tang Manman. She was a bit shy. She raised her finger and scratched her blushing cheek, avoiding his gaze and saying,
"These are my high - school notes.
"I think they'll be helpful to you."
After saying this, Tang Manman carefully looked up at Lin Yu. Her eyes were shining with expectation, looking so cute as if she was asking for praise.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
