Holding a bucket of popcorn, Lin Yu entered the movie theater and found his seat according to the number on his ticket. When he saw the two people sitting next to his seat, he froze for a moment, unsure of what to say.
Could this be any more of a coincidence?
Xia Yueshan also noticed Lin Yu and, naturally, the girl behind him. He was the first to snap out of his shock, quickly standing up and moving past his sister, switching from the seat on Xia Muzhu’s left to the one on her right.
By the time Lin Yu regained his composure, what was supposed to be two adjacent seats had turned into two single seats separated by Xia Yueshan and Xia Muzhu.
A vein throbbed on Lin Yu’s forehead.
He lightly kicked Xia Yueshan’s shoe and shot him a look that clearly said, "Get lost."
Xia Yueshan, however, slumped lazily in his seat, putting on a shameless act.
He wasn’t budging.
What are you gonna do about it?
Lin Yu gritted his teeth in frustration, but with so many people around, he couldn’t exactly give Xia Yueshan a "loving education" right then and there. He had no choice but to sit down next to Xia Yueshan and hand one of the two popcorn buckets to Tang Manman, gesturing for her to take the other seat.
Tang Manman looked a little unhappy but, being the understanding person she was, she complied. Before leaving, she even handed Lin Yu a bottle of cola.
And so, the two of them sat separated by Xia Muzhu and Xia Yueshan, the atmosphere growing oddly tense.
After a round of commercials, the movie finally began.
Lin Yu decided not to bother with Xia Yueshan’s childish antics and generously placed the popcorn bucket between them, letting him share.
Xia Yueshan, however, had no gratitude for the gesture. He shoveled handfuls of popcorn into his mouth while occasionally shooting Lin Yu a glare—utterly shameless.
Lin Yu ignored him, peering past the not-so-tall boy to check on Xia Muzhu and Tang Manman, worried that something unpleasant might happen between them…
Wait.
Logically speaking,
there was no way they’d get along, right?
Fortunately, both of them were gentle souls. Even if their relationship wasn’t exactly harmonious, they could at least maintain surface-level politeness.
Tang Manman, in particular, played her part well, placing her own popcorn bucket between them for sharing.
Seeing that nothing had escalated, Lin Yu let out a small sigh of relief.
Thank goodness it was these two considerate and kind-hearted people sitting together.
If it had been two hotheads like Qing Mo, he wouldn’t even dare imagine the chaos.
With his mind at ease, Lin Yu leaned back in his seat and started competing with Xia Yueshan for popcorn.
Maybe it was the unique recipe, or maybe it was just psychological, but Lin Yu always thought movie theater popcorn tasted way better than the stuff outside.
At the very least, it smelled amazing!
After a while of snacking, Xia Yueshan’s mouth grew dry, and he shamelessly reached out, demanding Lin Yu’s cola.
Lin Yu glared at him. Despite his annoyance at Xia Yueshan’s earlier behavior outside the theater, he still handed over the drink.
Just then, his phone buzzed in his pocket. Pulling it out, he saw a message from Tang Manman.
SugarCube: Refund the coupon!
Lin Yu knew she was upset about not being able to sit next to him, hence the protest. Suppressing a laugh, he typed back:
DragonOverlord: "No refunds."
DragonOverlord: "You already used the complimentary claw machine service. No takebacks."
SugarCube: O(≧口≦)O (Angry)
SugarCube: Then this movie doesn’t count!
SugarCube: You have to take me to another one later!
DragonOverlord: We’ll talk about it later.
Lin Yu employed the classic stall tactic.
SugarCube: No "later"! O(≧口≦)O (Angry)
Buzz~
Another message came through.
Seeing the sender ID—Xia ProudEarth—Lin Yu turned to Xia Yueshan beside him, wanting to say something but not knowing how to phrase it.
Well… he wasn’t wrong.
Even though they were sitting close, it was better not to talk in the theater and ruin others’ experience.
With that in mind, Lin Yu lowered his head and started texting with Xia Yueshan, who was less than twenty centimeters away.
Xia ProudEarth: Is she your girlfriend?
DragonOverlord: Not yet.
DragonOverlord: But soon.
Xia ProudEarth: ?
Xia ProudEarth: Then what about my sister?
Xia ProudEarth: You know she likes you.
DragonOverlord: ...
DragonOverlord: Your sister and I aren’t a good match. Stop stirring the pot—your top priority right now is getting into high school. Stay out of this.
Xia ProudEarth: ?
Xia ProudEarth: I’m only in seventh grade. Why am I worrying about high school already?
DragonOverlord: Seventh grade is no excuse to slack off. You’ve only got about 800 days until the high school entrance exam. Get studying.
Xia ProudEarth: ...
Xia ProudEarth: I wanna punch you.
After some back-and-forth banter, Xia Yueshan eventually got absorbed in Kung Fu Panda 4, leaving Lin Yu relieved to no longer have to deal with him.
Distractedly making it through the movie, Lin Yu didn’t even bother saying goodbye to Xia Muzhu afterward. He quickly sent Tang Manman a "Let’s bolt" message and whisked her out of the theater.
Once outside, Tang Manman wanted to retrieve the plushies they’d left at the front desk, but Lin Yu stopped her.
"Let’s leave them there for now. We’ll grab them after we finish shopping," he reasoned.
"Carrying them around now would just be a hassle."
Tang Manman thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement.
Leading her away from the theater, Lin Yu was about to head to the supermarket on the basement level to stock up on New Year’s snacks when a sudden, spine-chilling sensation crept over him.
Turning toward the source of the cold aura, he came face-to-face with a familiar, icy beauty.
Lin Yu couldn’t help but sigh.
Really?
You just had to show up the second I thought of you?
Qing Mo!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"