Early in the morning, Lin Yu was brushing his teeth while scrolling through short videos on his phone. Looking at the short - video app that could always surprise him from time to time, Lin Yu couldn't help but sigh at the lax management of certain aspects in this porn - filled world.
"Ah~"
"Spit!"
Lin Yu spat out the mouthful of toothpaste foam. He picked up the tooth mug beside the sink with one hand to fill it with water, and swiped up the screen of his phone with his thumb on the other hand that was holding the phone.
"Damn it!"
"Big boobs!"
"She's topless in the southern hemisphere!"
"And it's showing!"
The sleepy Lin Yu instantly woke up. He stared wide - eyed at the big - breasted beauty dancing hotly on the screen. At the same time, he slowly raised his right hand and brought the filled tooth mug to his lips.
Just as the rim of the tooth mug touched his lips, the big - breasted beauty on the screen suddenly jumped, and the exposed white and soft part in the southern hemisphere became even more prominent. Lin Yu's eyes involuntarily widened even more.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
A sudden, rapid and violent knocking on the door rang out. In the small rental room, it sounded even more ear - piercing, as if it was hitting directly on one's eardrum.
Startled by the sudden knocking, Lin Yu's hands trembled. The water in the tooth mug splashed on his face, and his right hand holding the phone also trembled involuntarily. The phone slipped and plopped into the sink full of water.
"Damn it!"
Lin Yu exclaimed. Without even bothering to wipe the water off his face, he quickly reached out to fish out the big - breasted... (scratch that)
He reached out to fish out the phone in the sink.
Although Lin Yu was fast enough, he was no match for gravity. The phone was completely submerged in the murky water in the sink. By the time he fished it out, all the holes in the phone were dripping water.
However, it seemed that the problem was not too serious. The big - breasted beauty on the phone was still dancing vigorously, and there was no sign of the screen going black or having color distortion.
Holding the upper part of the phone, Lin Yu shook it vigorously twice, trying to shake out as much water as possible from the phone.
Meanwhile, the person outside the door kept knocking. The continuous "bang! bang! bang!" was so annoying.
"Who is it!"
Lin Yu shouted irritably. At the same time, he was also very curious, wondering who would come to see him so early in the morning.
Moreover, the knocking was so impolite.
It was like...
It was like a debt - collector had come to the door!
Seeing that the knocking didn't stop, Lin Yu put the phone aside and angrily went to open the door.
Damn it.
Who is it?
If I find out you don't have anything important to do when you come here, I'll shove you into the sink and let you experience what it's like for every hole to drip water!
When he reached the rattling iron door, Lin Yu opened it with a furious face.
After pushing open the security iron door and seeing the person outside, the anger on Lin Yu's face quickly dissipated, replaced by shock and uneasiness.
Tang Manman?
Why is she here?
And.
Why is she crying like this?
Could it be that this girl who is always bullied has been picked on again?
Before Lin Yu could figure it out, Tang Manman with red - rimmed eyes outside the door had already spoken.
With tears welling up in her eyes, her beautiful eyes full of grievance and resentment, she asked in a choked voice,
"Why did you lie to me?"
"What lie to you?"
"What did I lie to you about?"
Still confused, Lin Yu asked blankly.
"Lying to me about having a girlfriend."
Tang Manman said aggrievedly. As she spoke, she raised her hand to wipe the tears that had slipped from the corner of her eyes, as if not wanting to make herself look too embarrassing.
Lie?
Girlfriend?
Hearing these key words, a thunderbolt suddenly flashed through the depths of Lin Yu's still - half - muddled mind.
Damn it!
Does Tang Manman know about that?
How did she find out?
Did the big - breasted girl let the cat out of the bag?
"What, what lie?"
"Who lied to you?"
"Don't be so unreasonable all the time."
Caught in the act, Lin Yu panicked and instinctively tried to deny it.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
