Early in the morning, Lin Yu was brushing his teeth while scrolling through short videos on his phone. Looking at the short - video app that could always surprise him from time to time, Lin Yu couldn't help but sigh at the lax management of certain aspects in this porn - filled world.
"Ah~"
"Spit!"
Lin Yu spat out the mouthful of toothpaste foam. He picked up the tooth mug beside the sink with one hand to fill it with water, and swiped up the screen of his phone with his thumb on the other hand that was holding the phone.
"Damn it!"
"Big boobs!"
"She's topless in the southern hemisphere!"
"And it's showing!"
The sleepy Lin Yu instantly woke up. He stared wide - eyed at the big - breasted beauty dancing hotly on the screen. At the same time, he slowly raised his right hand and brought the filled tooth mug to his lips.
Just as the rim of the tooth mug touched his lips, the big - breasted beauty on the screen suddenly jumped, and the exposed white and soft part in the southern hemisphere became even more prominent. Lin Yu's eyes involuntarily widened even more.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
A sudden, rapid and violent knocking on the door rang out. In the small rental room, it sounded even more ear - piercing, as if it was hitting directly on one's eardrum.
Startled by the sudden knocking, Lin Yu's hands trembled. The water in the tooth mug splashed on his face, and his right hand holding the phone also trembled involuntarily. The phone slipped and plopped into the sink full of water.
"Damn it!"
Lin Yu exclaimed. Without even bothering to wipe the water off his face, he quickly reached out to fish out the big - breasted... (scratch that)
He reached out to fish out the phone in the sink.
Although Lin Yu was fast enough, he was no match for gravity. The phone was completely submerged in the murky water in the sink. By the time he fished it out, all the holes in the phone were dripping water.
However, it seemed that the problem was not too serious. The big - breasted beauty on the phone was still dancing vigorously, and there was no sign of the screen going black or having color distortion.
Holding the upper part of the phone, Lin Yu shook it vigorously twice, trying to shake out as much water as possible from the phone.
Meanwhile, the person outside the door kept knocking. The continuous "bang! bang! bang!" was so annoying.
"Who is it!"
Lin Yu shouted irritably. At the same time, he was also very curious, wondering who would come to see him so early in the morning.
Moreover, the knocking was so impolite.
It was like...
It was like a debt - collector had come to the door!
Seeing that the knocking didn't stop, Lin Yu put the phone aside and angrily went to open the door.
Damn it.
Who is it?
If I find out you don't have anything important to do when you come here, I'll shove you into the sink and let you experience what it's like for every hole to drip water!
When he reached the rattling iron door, Lin Yu opened it with a furious face.
After pushing open the security iron door and seeing the person outside, the anger on Lin Yu's face quickly dissipated, replaced by shock and uneasiness.
Tang Manman?
Why is she here?
And.
Why is she crying like this?
Could it be that this girl who is always bullied has been picked on again?
Before Lin Yu could figure it out, Tang Manman with red - rimmed eyes outside the door had already spoken.
With tears welling up in her eyes, her beautiful eyes full of grievance and resentment, she asked in a choked voice,
"Why did you lie to me?"
"What lie to you?"
"What did I lie to you about?"
Still confused, Lin Yu asked blankly.
"Lying to me about having a girlfriend."
Tang Manman said aggrievedly. As she spoke, she raised her hand to wipe the tears that had slipped from the corner of her eyes, as if not wanting to make herself look too embarrassing.
Lie?
Girlfriend?
Hearing these key words, a thunderbolt suddenly flashed through the depths of Lin Yu's still - half - muddled mind.
Damn it!
Does Tang Manman know about that?
How did she find out?
Did the big - breasted girl let the cat out of the bag?
"What, what lie?"
"Who lied to you?"
"Don't be so unreasonable all the time."
Caught in the act, Lin Yu panicked and instinctively tried to deny it.
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