Match Successful

Smack!

A crisp sound rang out.

Zhuang Mengli froze. She looked down at Su Yang and then back at her own back.

Two seconds later, she gritted her teeth and yelled, "Su Yang!! You smacked me there again!! I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing this furious roar, Su Yang didn't have time to think. He pushed off the ground hard with both feet, rapidly sliding backward in his chair.

Zhuang Mengli's palm hit nothing but air. Baring her teeth, she chased after him.

Although the balcony was wide, both were fast, and they reached the end in just a few steps.

"No, no, no, stop, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Seeing he had nowhere to run, Su Yang hurriedly apologized.

Waving her delicate fists, Zhuang Mengli shouted, "You... you've gotten used to hitting it, haven't you?"

"Uh... my head was a bit dizzy just now. That wasn't my subjective intention."

Pouting, Zhuang Mengli punched Su Yang in the chest. "Hmph! Good thing you admitted your mistake quickly, otherwise you'd be in for it!"

"Hehe, I admit my mistake, I admit it. But we're really out of alcohol. Do you still want to drink?"

"Drink!!" Zhuang Mengli said, turning around and walking toward the balcony door.

"I'm going to drink you under the table today!" she added after taking two steps.

Soon, she carried over another case of beer.

The two had sobered up slightly from their roughhousing, but shortly after sitting down, the alcohol once again conquered their brains.

Su Yang couldn't care less. He opened a beer and continued chugging from the bottle with Zhuang Mengli.

By now, the barbecue on the table was mostly eaten. It was past two in the morning, and more than half of the third case of beer was gone.

Su Yang had drunk four bottles, and Zhuang Mengli had drunk three.

Having already reached her limit, Zhuang Mengli couldn't hold it in anymore after finishing her last mouthful of alcohol. She covered her mouth, stood up quickly, and ran toward the bathroom in the living room.

Su Yang wasn't doing much better. The alcohol in his stomach started to churn. He sat in his chair with his eyes closed, head bowed, quietly experiencing this dizziness that he hadn't felt in a long time.

"Phew! Phew!" He kept taking deep breaths.

Ding, detected that the host is drinking heartily and enjoying it immensely. Rewarding 5 million.

Ding, detected that the host is about to vomit. Do you wish to activate the God of Wine skill to remove the alcohol?

Phew!

Su Yang basically didn't hear clearly what the system said. At this moment, his brain was in a state of spinning wildly.

Ding, detected that the host is about to vomit. Do you wish to activate the God of Wine skill to remove the alcohol?

The system's voice came again.

This time Su Yang heard it clearly, but he shook his head and shouted in his mind.

No!

Received.

The system stopped talking. Su Yang supported himself with one hand on the chair and the other resting on the table to keep his balance. He felt like he could fall over at any second.

"F*ck! Feels good! Phew!"

Su Yang opened his eyes, shook his head vigorously, and leaned on the table to unsteadily stand up.

At this moment, the world in his eyes began to double again.

No matter what he looked at, it appeared as two or three overlapping images flashing in and out, like a system glitch in a cyberpunk world.

It was obvious that he was even more drunk this time than when he drank with Zhao Mengrou and Gu Xiaoman.

But this was exactly the feeling he wanted. Having this happen once in a while, although uncomfortable, still felt great.

He stumbled into the living room. Right now, only the ambient lights were on in the living room, so visibility was poor and it was quite dark. Coupled with the fact that he already couldn't see the way clearly, he wasn't paying attention and almost tripped over a table.

"Xiao Zhuang! Where are you?!" Su Yang shouted, but there was no response.

Relying on a sliver of rationality left in his brain, he found the kitchen. After walking in, he went to the refrigerator, pulled it open, and squinted inside.

He saw all kinds of drinks and water in the fridge. Seeing the water, he hurriedly reached out, took a bottle, opened it, and chugged more than half of it.

"Ugh!!"

He poured the remaining water onto his hands and wiped his face with it.

Stimulated by the ice water, his vision improved slightly, and the double vision wasn't as severe.

Casually tossing the empty bottle onto a nearby counter, he leaned against the wall and staggered out of the kitchen.

On the other side, Zhuang Mengli had also thrown up thoroughly in the bathroom. After vomiting, she felt much better.

However, her head was still just as dizzy; it was only her stomach that felt less uncomfortable. She walked over to the sink, bent down, brushed her teeth, washed her face, and then opened the door to walk out.

Thump!

Just as she opened the door, Zhuang Mengli collided head-on with Su Yang, who was walking up to the bathroom entrance.

Smack.

"Ah! It hurts!" Zhuang Mengli's forehead hit Su Yang's nose. She took two steps back, lost her footing, and fell flat on her butt on the floor.

"Ah, damn it!!" This collision almost sobered Su Yang up instantly.

Forehead against nose, just thinking about it hurt. He covered his sore nose for two seconds, looked at Zhuang Mengli on the floor, and yelled, "Damn it! Don't you have eyes?"

"Go to hell! You're the one without eyes. Why didn't you knock when you came over!" Zhuang Mengli shouted back.

"Why would I knock? I didn't even know where you were."

After the two bickered for a few sentences, Zhuang Mengli grabbed onto the door frame and stood up.

"Blergh!" Suddenly, an intense urge to vomit struck again. The churning in his stomach rushed straight up his throat.

Su Yang shoved aside Zhuang Mengli, who was blocking the bathroom door, and quickly rushed inside.

Two minutes later, he had finally thrown up to his heart's content. After vomiting, his whole body felt a bit lighter.

"Ugh, goddamn it, I finally feel a bit better. Ouch, experiencing this feeling once every few months is enough, it's really unbearable." Saying this, Su Yang grabbed some tissue to wipe his mouth, stood up, and walked over to the sink to wash his face.

After washing, he called out, "Xiao Zhuang!"

"What?" Zhuang Mengli's voice came from the doorway next to the sink.

"Holy crap? Why are you still at the door?" Su Yang was startled by her.

When he rushed into the bathroom just now, he hadn't closed the door, and Zhuang Mengli hadn't walked away. Instead, she was leaning against the door frame, spacing out.

"I'm waiting for you."

"Why are you waiting for me?"

"I want to take a shower."

"Doesn't your... bedroom... have a bathroom?"

"Uh, right." Hearing this, Zhuang Mengli suddenly giggled foolishly.

Su Yang exhaled and said speechlessly, "Do you have a toothbrush? I need to brush my teeth."

"There are some under the sink."

"Okay." Su Yang replied, bending down to open the cabinet door under the sink and taking out an unopened toothbrush.

While he was brushing his teeth, Zhuang Mengli also walked in.

"What are you doing?" Su Yang asked with a mouth full of toothpaste.

"I want to take a shower! Don't you understand words? Hurry up and get out." Saying this, Zhuang Mengli turned around and started taking off her clothes.

Seeing this situation, Su Yang's brain couldn't process it right away. The alcohol was still continually stimulating his cranial nerves, making his reactions a bit slow.

This is why you should never drive after drinking; your reactions slow down and your vision gets blurry.

Su Yang rubbed his eyes, thinking he was hallucinating, and didn't snap out of it until he saw Zhuang Mengli turn on the showerhead and start washing.

His hand holding the toothbrush hovered in mid-air, and his eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets. The scene before him could no longer be described with words.

Su Yang just stared fixedly at Zhuang Mengli, who was showering fearlessly and completely ignoring everything just a short distance away.

"Holy crap?! Is she really this wild?"

As soon as he spoke, Zhuang Mengli heard the voice and immediately turned her head to look at him.

Their eyes met, and Zhuang Mengli screamed in shock, "Ahhh! You damn pervert, why haven't you left yet!!"

"Get out my ass! I..."

Before Su Yang could finish his sentence, Zhuang Mengli grabbed the showerhead and sprayed water right at him.

"Screw you!" Su Yang turned around, yanked the door open, and quickly ran out.

"Are you crazy?! I was still inside and you just started stripping! It's not my fault if I saw anything!"

"Go to hell!" Zhuang Mengli cursed from the bathroom.

Su Yang stood at the door and yelled back at her. The two of them cursed at each other for a solid two minutes before finally dying down.

"Phew! You just wait!" Su Yang said, taking his half-brushed toothbrush and heading toward Zhuang Mengli's bedroom.

He quickly went into the en-suite bathroom, turned on the tap, and rinsed the foam from his mouth. Then, he stripped off his clothes and started taking a shower.

Stimulated by the cold water, the alcohol in his system dissipated quite a bit.

After finishing his shower, Su Yang couldn't be bothered with Zhuang Mengli outside anymore. He dried himself off and walked naked straight to the bed, lying down.

Pulling the blanket over himself, he didn't even bother playing with his phone. He turned off the light and groggily fell asleep.

However, not long after he fell asleep, he felt the bed moving.

He suddenly opened his eyes to see Zhuang Mengli sitting next to him in the dark, pulling back the blanket and lying down.

At this moment, Su Yang's head was still aching a little, but he instantly sobered up even more. He couldn't help but feel a surge of heat.

The moment Zhuang Mengli lay down, Su Yang rolled over and hugged her.

He thought he would be kicked away, but Zhuang Mengli didn't make a sound and just lay there quietly.

Ding—Match successful.

Su Yang didn't overthink it anymore. The heat had already rushed to his head, and just as he was about to launch an attack...

Zhuang Mengli moved first. She rolled over, turning passive into active, grabbed Su Yang's cheeks, and kissed him.

......