"Holy shit! Thanks to the 'Grocery Shopping in a Sports Car' bro for the Carnival gift!! Thank you!! Bro's got style, I'll connect with you right away, just wait a sec."
Su Yang smiled faintly. He knew exactly the conditions for getting priority in these livestream connections—just send some gifts.
Usually, sending two "sports cars" or "planes" would get you bumped up the queue, but Su Yang wasn't the same person he used to be. After relentless effort, he had finally become a man worth hundreds of millions. So now, his opening move had to be the premium "Hua Zi" gift.
"Damn, is this guy for real?"
"Only level 45 and you're calling him a big shot?"
"What level are you then?"
"I'm level 7, what about it?"
"Keyboard warrior!"
......
Watching the rapid flood of comments, Su Yang chuckled lightly. His account level didn’t matter to him at all now.
It wouldn’t affect his bank balance either.
He sent gifts and connected for two reasons: first, to flex a little and earn some pocket money, and second, because he was bored and needed to kill time.
Su Yang checked his account level. If not for the comments, he wouldn’t have even noticed it had jumped from 0 to 45.
"Hmm, probably from all the gifts I sent Lin Yiyi before. Speaking of which, what’s the max level again?"
Just as he was thinking about it, Wang Doudou’s livestream connection ended, and he immediately invited Su Yang to join.
"Alright, 'Grocery Shopping Bro,' I’m pulling you up now. Accept the invite."
Seeing the notification pop up on his screen, Su Yang tapped accept.
This was his first time connecting with a livestreamer on Douyin—and it turned out to be a male host.
Once Su Yang joined, Wang Doudou launched into his usual questioning routine.
"Grocery Shopping Bro, thanks for the Hua Zi! What car do you drive?"
Su Yang thought for a moment and said, "911 Turbo S."
"No way, seriously?! Turbo S is an automatic 10/10, bro! That’s hardcore. Alright, turn on your camera."
Su Yang clicked the invitation from Wang Doudou and activated his camera.
As soon as it turned on, his face appeared on screen. He adjusted the phone slightly upward, but his handsome features had already been captured.
"Holy shit! He’s so hot!!"
"No way this dude hasn’t had work done."
"A guy looking this good? Not very 'business casual' of him."
"Hey handsome, I love you!"
"Damn, he’s fine!!"
......
The moment Su Yang’s face appeared, the female lurkers in the livestream erupted.
Wang Doudou was stunned for a second before laughing. "Bro, you’re too good-looking. Alright, big shot, double-tap to flip the camera."
Su Yang smirked and flipped his camera view.
"Now, where’s that 911 Turbo S key at?" Wang Doudou asked.
Su Yang stood up and walked toward the entrance. "Hold on."
He reached a cabinet by the door and casually opened an LV box specifically for car keys.
Inside lay four keys, neatly arranged.
The sight made Wang Doudou gasp. "No freaking way!! Pick them up, let’s see! What else you got besides the 911?"
"There’s a Senna, an S680, and an Aston Martin DBX707."
"Bro, are these lighters or what?"
Su Yang grinned, picked up a key, and pressed a button. "100% legit."
"Legit? Damn, bro!! Wait, Senna—Toyota’s?"
"McLaren," Su Yang said calmly.
"WHAT?! A McLaren Senna?! Don’t mess with me, bro!!"
"Want me to take you down to the garage to check?"
"Hell yeah, let’s see it!! No way this isn’t real, folks—we’ve got a legit tycoon here!!"
[Ding! Host’s mood detected: highly pleased and enjoying himself. Reward: 800,000.]
[Ding! Host’s display of car keys has triggered shock in the livestreamer and viewers. Hidden reward unlocked: 'Master of Flexing.' Reward: 5,000,000.]
Su Yang blinked in surprise.
—Damn, it’s been a while since I triggered a hidden reward. Guess this connection was worth it!
—Though, 'Master of Flexing'? What kind of lame title is that?
"Bro, you froze there for a sec. Connection lag?" Wang Doudou called out.
"Nah, keep going."
"Alright, bet! Next up, bro—what kinda TV you got?"
Su Yang walked over to the television and glanced down. "Sony."
"Sony? That’s business-class. Another 10/10!"
Su Yang smirked. "Can we do an unlimited scoring system? Let’s see how high I can go."
"Absolutely!! Just for the five Hua Zis you dropped earlier, we’ll make it happen."
"Cool, proceed."
"Alright, so now we’re at 12 points, bro! Next up—what’s your AC?"
Su Yang aimed his phone at the unit by the door. "Daikin."
"Twelve plus two—14 points! Got an air purifier?"
"Nah, but I’ve got a fresh air system."
"Sixteen points! My guy’s unstoppable!"
"What’s your smoke of choice?"
Su Yang walked to the coffee table and pointed at a pack. "Shengshi."
"Shengshi? Hell yeah, bro! Same as me—18 points!!"
"Now, what kinda wrist candy you rocking?"
Su Yang moved to a dedicated watch cabinet and grinned. "Vacheron Constantin. Audemars Piguet."
Wang Doudou’s eyes nearly popped out. "No way, bro! Eighteen plus two—20 points!"
"Got automated curtains?"
"Yep."
"Twenty-two!"
"Speakers?"
"Bose."
"Twenty-four!"
......
By now, the comments were going wild.
"This dude’s the real deal!!"
"Living the dream! This is how the rich live—simple yet extravagant."
"Bro must’ve followed a luxury home guidebook to the letter."
......
[Ding! Viewers’ shock detected again. Host’s mood: highly pleased. Reward: 800,000.]
—Nice. Just a random connection and I’m already up over six mil. Genius move.
The session continued, with Su Yang now at 28 points.
Wang Doudou shouted, "Bro, show us the kitchen! What’s your range hood?"
"Siemens."
"Plus two—30 points!"
"Oven?"
"Siemens. Full set."
"32 points! Bro, what do you do for a living?"
"Some stuff in the F&B industry."
"What kinda F&B gets you this loaded?"
Su Yang smoothly deflected. "Wanna see the fridge?"
"Hell yeah! Is it double-door?"
"Obviously. Built-in."
"34 points, my guy! Super business-class. Mine’s built-in too."
The comments flooded with: "You wish!"
"Got any steaks or fruits in there?"
"Of course." Su Yang opened the fridge, revealing imported drinks, cherries, mangosteens, and more.
"Damn, bro! Too legit—36 points! Coffee machine?"
"Wouldn’t be complete without one." Su Yang walked to the bar counter and showed it off.
"Bro, you’re unreal. Not a single point lost yet—first time ever! Thirty-six plus two, 38 points!"
"Now, let’s hit the bathroom."
Inside, Wang Doudou stared wide-eyed. "Smart toilet?"
"Yep."
"40 points, what kind of hair dryer?"
"Dyson."
"42 points, is it a double sink?"
"Double."
"Holy crap!! Luxury standard right there, 44 points!"
"What about the shower?"
"Hansgrohe."
"Damn!! 46 points!! This guy's insane, he's about to set a record!"
[Ding! Detected that the host is thoroughly enjoying himself. Reward: 1 million.]
After checking out the shoes, bags, clothes, and other items, Su Yang's score reached 52 points.
"Bro, you're my actual brother—can I get your contact later?"
"Sure," Su Yang replied casually with a smile.
"Big boss energy right here! Plus 2 points, 54 total. So, is the missus at home?"
Su Yang paused, then laughed. "Nope."
Hearing this, Wang Doudou slammed the table and burst out laughing. "Haha, finally caught you!! No wife at home means not business-savvy enough, minus 3 points!! 51 points."
"Bro, mind showing us the car?"
"Sure."
Su Yang grabbed four car keys, opened the door, and stepped outside.
Soon, they arrived at the underground parking on B1.
"Big bro, where’s the McLaren Senna? Lying to the stream means minus 10 points, you know."
Su Yang smirked, walked up to the four cars, and gestured. "Right here."
...
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【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
