Chapter 80
What's wrong with this guy?!
Did he sleep himself silly?
Or did he sleep himself into a delirium!
He actually asked her to get in!!!
Get in where, his bed?!
Staring at the drowsy boy on the bed, she frowned slightly, her cold eyes narrowing.
This guy...
Must be crazy!
Her cheeks couldn't help but flush red. She stepped onto the bed and delivered a fierce kick right to Gu Ran's butt.
Unlike her usual gentle kicks, this one carried the full force of her embarrassed rage, determined to make her disobedient smelly younger brother feel his sister's tender love!
"Holy shit!"
One kick jolted the sleeping Gu Ran awake.
He sat up abruptly, looking around in shock. His brain crashed for a moment, unable to figure out the current situation.
He vaguely remembered seeing Ye Zhenzhen just now, and she seemed to want to get into his bed...
Gu Ran: "!!!"
How could that be?!
Dreaming about this was a blasphemy against his sister!
As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Ye Zhenzhen staring at him with a pretty face full of shame and anger, and his brows immediately furrowed.
"No way, you are my sister, you can't do this!"
His brain hadn't quite caught up yet, but he still held his bottom line, righteously rejecting the girl.
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"
What is this guy talking about?
Did she kick his brains out?!
Rolling her beautiful eyes, she gave him an exasperated glare and kicked him again.
"Shut your mouth, what nonsense are you spouting!"
After saying that, the girl was still not fully appeased. She reached out and pinched his arm, giving him a coquettish glare as if telling him to stop daydreaming.
"It's not like we haven't slept together before..."
Hearing this, Gu Ran completely woke up. Remembering that he was the one who said that, he scratched his head and muttered softly.
Ye Zhenzhen: "..."
Hearing his muttering, Ye Zhenzhen was speechless, and dormant memories were stirred up.
She thought of the absurd things that happened the night they watched a movie.
Her exquisite face uncontrollably dyed with a blush, a trace of murderous aura flashed in her cold eyes, and the thought of silencing him with murder suddenly rose in her heart.
"Shut... shut up, that was a special situation!"
Taking a step forward, she picked up a pillow and threw it at him in embarrassed anger.
Gu Ran pouted nonchalantly, asking without thinking: "Then when is the next special situation?"
Ye Zhenzhen: "???" x2
"Gu 'Dog' Ran!!!"
The girl shouted coquettishly, and the boy's cries of pain echoed in the room once again...
Ye Shulian, who was changing clothes in her bedroom, heard the faint sounds and shook her head in amusement, silently sighing that the siblings had such a good relationship.
Starting to mess around as soon as they got home...
...
After being pinched, Gu Ran rubbed his bruised body, grimacing and complaining in his heart.
This woman is really ruthless!
Other places were fine, but is the inner thigh something you can just pinch casually?!
Dragging his sick body, he miserably tidied up his room.
Clang!
The balcony door was pushed open. Having gone back to change clothes, her hair tied up in her favorite high ponytail, the girl walked in with her arms crossed, like a leader inspecting the premises.
As soon as she entered the room and saw Gu Ran still dawdling with the tidying, Ye Zhenzhen couldn't help but furrow her pretty brows.
"What are you dawdling for? It's been twenty minutes and you haven't even finished making the bed?"
Rolling her eyes, she stepped forward and delivered another kick to Gu Ran's bouncy butt.
This action was already very practiced, even becoming a habit.
If there was a day she didn't kick him eight or ten times, she would feel that the day was incomplete.
"Ye Zhenzhen!"
He was bending over when his butt got kicked.
Although it didn't hurt, it was highly insulting.
Especially this kind of habitual behavior, it caused massive damage to his fragile young mind.
He straightened up and turned to glare at the cold-faced girl with her arms crossed.
"What!"
Facing his angry glare, Ye Zhenzhen wasn't afraid at all. Instead, she raised her brows and glared back at him.
"What's with that look, are you trying to rebel?!"
Stepping on the boy's instep, her eyes were filled with the toughness of an older sister.
Because she had taken off her socks when she went back, Gu Ran intuitively felt the girl's smooth and plump foot, and his anger immediately deflated.
"N-nothing."
"If it's nothing, hurry up and tidy. When you're done, go eat. You haven't had a single bite for breakfast or lunch, you pig!"
Giving him a coquettish eye roll, the girl started nagging again: "I just cleaned this up for you on New Year's Eve. How did you make it like this in just two days? Are you raising pigs in this room?!"
Ye Zhenzhen chattered away like an old mother, while also bending down to take the initiative to help him tidy up.
She really couldn't stand the sight of it, and that guy was just going through the motions without putting in any effort. His dawdling while doing chores was something the cleanliness-loving girl really couldn't bear.
At this moment, Gu Ran really thought his mom had arrived.
Looking at the girl cleaning his room, he was a bit speechless, not understanding how he resembled a son.
"What are you spacing out for, go eat!"
Having made the bed, Ye Zhenzhen turned around and saw him standing to the side empty-handed and motionless, so she immediately raised her foot and kicked him.
"Oh, oh, going right now."
Successfully receiving the girl's coquettish scolding, Gu Ran unlocked a new achievement, quickly turning and leaving the room, not daring to dawdle any longer.
Staring at his back, Ye Zhenzhen couldn't help but roll her eyes, softly cursing: "Idiot!"
...
Nighttime.
Gu Ran, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, glanced at the master bedroom. Seeing that Ye Shulian had gone back to her room for her skincare routine, and Lao Gu had gone out for a dinner party, he quickly got up and went to the bathroom.
Holding a basin, he poured hot water into it, put in a few slices of ginger, and then sneakily went to the door of the girl's room.
He first knocked on the door, then like a secret agent making a rendezvous, he looked back and scanned his surroundings, his face spelling the word vigilance.
Inside the room.
Hearing a knock on her door, the girl, who was sitting at her desk studying, looked up and asked without thinking: "What's wrong, Mom?"
Lao Gu hadn't returned yet, so she subconsciously assumed that the person outside the door was Ye Shulian.
Because that guy Gu Ran basically never used the front door, exclusively favoring the back door.
"I'm Dad, open the door quickly."
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"
In response to Ye Zhenzhen's question, Gu Ran had a slip of the tongue. By the time he realized it, it was too late to take it back.
Just as he was feeling apprehensive, the door was yanked open, revealing the girl's slightly angry face.
"Whose dad are you, tell me, let me hear it!"
She greeted him with a kick, her eyes filled with malice as she glared at him.
"Uh... I say this was an accident, do you believe it?"
Gu Ran smiled awkwardly. Hearing this, the girl gave him an exhausted eye roll.
She worried about this guy when she was out, but as soon as she came back, he made her stomach hurt from anger.
She had to roll her eyes at this guy eight hundred times a day; her eyes ached from exhaustion, and she really had no energy left to bicker with him.
Stepping slightly to the side to leave space for him to enter, she immediately stretched out her foot to block the doorway, furrowing her brows as she asked: "What are you holding a basin for?"
Gu Ran didn't answer, but instead squeezed towards the door. "Quick, move your leg, let me in."
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

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ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!