Chapter 80
What's wrong with this guy?!
Did he sleep himself silly?
Or did he sleep himself into a delirium!
He actually asked her to get in!!!
Get in where, his bed?!
Staring at the drowsy boy on the bed, she frowned slightly, her cold eyes narrowing.
This guy...
Must be crazy!
Her cheeks couldn't help but flush red. She stepped onto the bed and delivered a fierce kick right to Gu Ran's butt.
Unlike her usual gentle kicks, this one carried the full force of her embarrassed rage, determined to make her disobedient smelly younger brother feel his sister's tender love!
"Holy shit!"
One kick jolted the sleeping Gu Ran awake.
He sat up abruptly, looking around in shock. His brain crashed for a moment, unable to figure out the current situation.
He vaguely remembered seeing Ye Zhenzhen just now, and she seemed to want to get into his bed...
Gu Ran: "!!!"
How could that be?!
Dreaming about this was a blasphemy against his sister!
As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Ye Zhenzhen staring at him with a pretty face full of shame and anger, and his brows immediately furrowed.
"No way, you are my sister, you can't do this!"
His brain hadn't quite caught up yet, but he still held his bottom line, righteously rejecting the girl.
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"
What is this guy talking about?
Did she kick his brains out?!
Rolling her beautiful eyes, she gave him an exasperated glare and kicked him again.
"Shut your mouth, what nonsense are you spouting!"
After saying that, the girl was still not fully appeased. She reached out and pinched his arm, giving him a coquettish glare as if telling him to stop daydreaming.
"It's not like we haven't slept together before..."
Hearing this, Gu Ran completely woke up. Remembering that he was the one who said that, he scratched his head and muttered softly.
Ye Zhenzhen: "..."
Hearing his muttering, Ye Zhenzhen was speechless, and dormant memories were stirred up.
She thought of the absurd things that happened the night they watched a movie.
Her exquisite face uncontrollably dyed with a blush, a trace of murderous aura flashed in her cold eyes, and the thought of silencing him with murder suddenly rose in her heart.
"Shut... shut up, that was a special situation!"
Taking a step forward, she picked up a pillow and threw it at him in embarrassed anger.
Gu Ran pouted nonchalantly, asking without thinking: "Then when is the next special situation?"
Ye Zhenzhen: "???" x2
"Gu 'Dog' Ran!!!"
The girl shouted coquettishly, and the boy's cries of pain echoed in the room once again...
Ye Shulian, who was changing clothes in her bedroom, heard the faint sounds and shook her head in amusement, silently sighing that the siblings had such a good relationship.
Starting to mess around as soon as they got home...
...
After being pinched, Gu Ran rubbed his bruised body, grimacing and complaining in his heart.
This woman is really ruthless!
Other places were fine, but is the inner thigh something you can just pinch casually?!
Dragging his sick body, he miserably tidied up his room.
Clang!
The balcony door was pushed open. Having gone back to change clothes, her hair tied up in her favorite high ponytail, the girl walked in with her arms crossed, like a leader inspecting the premises.
As soon as she entered the room and saw Gu Ran still dawdling with the tidying, Ye Zhenzhen couldn't help but furrow her pretty brows.
"What are you dawdling for? It's been twenty minutes and you haven't even finished making the bed?"
Rolling her eyes, she stepped forward and delivered another kick to Gu Ran's bouncy butt.
This action was already very practiced, even becoming a habit.
If there was a day she didn't kick him eight or ten times, she would feel that the day was incomplete.
"Ye Zhenzhen!"
He was bending over when his butt got kicked.
Although it didn't hurt, it was highly insulting.
Especially this kind of habitual behavior, it caused massive damage to his fragile young mind.
He straightened up and turned to glare at the cold-faced girl with her arms crossed.
"What!"
Facing his angry glare, Ye Zhenzhen wasn't afraid at all. Instead, she raised her brows and glared back at him.
"What's with that look, are you trying to rebel?!"
Stepping on the boy's instep, her eyes were filled with the toughness of an older sister.
Because she had taken off her socks when she went back, Gu Ran intuitively felt the girl's smooth and plump foot, and his anger immediately deflated.
"N-nothing."
"If it's nothing, hurry up and tidy. When you're done, go eat. You haven't had a single bite for breakfast or lunch, you pig!"
Giving him a coquettish eye roll, the girl started nagging again: "I just cleaned this up for you on New Year's Eve. How did you make it like this in just two days? Are you raising pigs in this room?!"
Ye Zhenzhen chattered away like an old mother, while also bending down to take the initiative to help him tidy up.
She really couldn't stand the sight of it, and that guy was just going through the motions without putting in any effort. His dawdling while doing chores was something the cleanliness-loving girl really couldn't bear.
At this moment, Gu Ran really thought his mom had arrived.
Looking at the girl cleaning his room, he was a bit speechless, not understanding how he resembled a son.
"What are you spacing out for, go eat!"
Having made the bed, Ye Zhenzhen turned around and saw him standing to the side empty-handed and motionless, so she immediately raised her foot and kicked him.
"Oh, oh, going right now."
Successfully receiving the girl's coquettish scolding, Gu Ran unlocked a new achievement, quickly turning and leaving the room, not daring to dawdle any longer.
Staring at his back, Ye Zhenzhen couldn't help but roll her eyes, softly cursing: "Idiot!"
...
Nighttime.
Gu Ran, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, glanced at the master bedroom. Seeing that Ye Shulian had gone back to her room for her skincare routine, and Lao Gu had gone out for a dinner party, he quickly got up and went to the bathroom.
Holding a basin, he poured hot water into it, put in a few slices of ginger, and then sneakily went to the door of the girl's room.
He first knocked on the door, then like a secret agent making a rendezvous, he looked back and scanned his surroundings, his face spelling the word vigilance.
Inside the room.
Hearing a knock on her door, the girl, who was sitting at her desk studying, looked up and asked without thinking: "What's wrong, Mom?"
Lao Gu hadn't returned yet, so she subconsciously assumed that the person outside the door was Ye Shulian.
Because that guy Gu Ran basically never used the front door, exclusively favoring the back door.
"I'm Dad, open the door quickly."
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"
In response to Ye Zhenzhen's question, Gu Ran had a slip of the tongue. By the time he realized it, it was too late to take it back.
Just as he was feeling apprehensive, the door was yanked open, revealing the girl's slightly angry face.
"Whose dad are you, tell me, let me hear it!"
She greeted him with a kick, her eyes filled with malice as she glared at him.
"Uh... I say this was an accident, do you believe it?"
Gu Ran smiled awkwardly. Hearing this, the girl gave him an exhausted eye roll.
She worried about this guy when she was out, but as soon as she came back, he made her stomach hurt from anger.
She had to roll her eyes at this guy eight hundred times a day; her eyes ached from exhaustion, and she really had no energy left to bicker with him.
Stepping slightly to the side to leave space for him to enter, she immediately stretched out her foot to block the doorway, furrowing her brows as she asked: "What are you holding a basin for?"
Gu Ran didn't answer, but instead squeezed towards the door. "Quick, move your leg, let me in."
Ye Zhenzhen: "???"
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
